Category Archives: Perverted

I Fucked The Pope (and He Liked It)

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Classic Katie Perry spoof.

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Mary should have just been honest…

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Kobe!!!!!!

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Jesus just wants a blowjob…

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Cum on kids?? Too creepy?

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I love Allah, but I love sluts more!!

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Towelheads dig sluts!!

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Anti-Muslim week begins with “Only Whores Need Clits”

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I celebration of the death of Bin Laden – we, at loljesus, will give the poor hippie Jesus a break to take the piss out of Muslims, because they suck ever more than, bible thumping Christians and that’s hard to … Continue reading

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The Last Lapdance

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Jesus: “LOL Pontius Pilate you didn’t say anything about STIPPERS?” Pontius: “Seeing as as you’ll just be spending the next few days just HANGING AROUND – We thought you should go out with a bang!!!”” Thanks Andy, you rock!

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No Ass, No Grass, No Eternal Bliss!

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Who doesn’t want Jesus in them? One pastor says to the other, “In hindsight, we could have worded this better?”

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Why is acne better than a Catholic Priest?

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Q: Why is acne better than a Catholic Priest? A: At least acne waits till a kid is 14 to cum on their face.

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I swear, I was just here to talk to them…

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Well, that’s not what this online chat logs says, are you HungJesus33?

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Apostle Brownnosering!

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Thanks Nicole. Very funny!

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