With off of these recent death involving rockstars like Dio, Peter Steele, and Paul Gray (Slipknot)…who do you think will be going to see Jesus (or the Devil) first?

The names are presented in a random order.

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Here’s proof…

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On Apr 9, 2010, at 11:59 PM, megan wrote:

Dear Jay,
I strongly disagree with your website! If you do not take it down right away I will report it! What you are doing in this website is just as bad as human trafficking (modern day slavery)! Even if it is supposed to be a joke, it is taken seriously to most people. It has been taken way out of hand and is extremely disrespectful.

Sincerely,
Lexi

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Thanks Nicole.

Very funny!

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Thanks Jochen.

Great one BTW.

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Thanks Gene!

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Jesus owed the romans alot of money, so one day Jesus walked up to twelve men and said “i have an idea, i need to fake my death”. After telling them the idea, one of the men said “wont this piss off the romans?”. and Jesus said, ‘in the end, we are the ones who will have the last laugh”. So after he was nailed to the cross, everyone thought he was dead and gone, and the Romans didnt think much of it from there. Three days later, two of the twelve men came to him and told him that they fell for it! The men asked him “what should we tell anyone if they start to ask where you went? the romans might catch on”. Jesus replied, “tell them that I am the son of god and make sure that my obituary says this.” After about a year later, feeling so bad about killing the son of god, the people decided to worship him to ensure a good standing with god. The twelve men found Jesus in Sodom one day and told him this, and Jesus said “oh shit. Well just roll with it. These people go through gods like underwear. Nothing bad can come of this, it’ll wear off soon”.

Thanks Jo.

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1. Jesus walks over to a crowd that is about to stone a prostitute, he stops the crowd and says to them all “let he who is without sin, cast the first stone” at that a woman in the back tosses a stone. Jesus looks over the crowd at the woman then yells ” MOTHER, SOMETIMES YOU REALLY PISS ME OFF”

2. and Jesus said unto his 12 apostles as he was being nailed to the cross.
‘Don’t touch my fuckin Easter eggs. I’ll be back on Monday!’

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Hah.

Thanks Adam!

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