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Feel free to browse the images, click on sponsors, and PLEASE, comment on images, makes it much more fun for others. If you want to complain about what I do or send me new stuff to post -- email me. jay@jqmedia.org

Jesus Once Said:
"I use the bible to beat people."

We Won!!

Posted by User Contributed on December 30th, 2008

Better late than never!

Thanks Nick!

Sporadic LOLJesus Update

Posted by Jaygermiester on December 10th, 2008

I know it’s been a while since I’ve posted anything new for you guys, but nothing has come across my desk that blew me away quite like this picture, it’s a LOL for sure:

Nothing spells hilarity like fat-hairy-Christian / Persians!

Thanks Brigate!

Muslim Circle Jerk for my Ubersatanikk

Posted by User Contributed on October 24th, 2008

That’s a fucking stupid picture

anyway http://www.myspace.com/bctsmetal “Burn Christ The Slave”, my black metal band

Basically as satanic as i can muster. I didn’t get to upload “Jesus In My Mouth,” which is a ten minute epic of blasphemy and stupidity and satan.

Eyal from the band DAATH (on Roadrunner Records) is an avid listener.

Thanks Jay, and Hail Satan!

-Big Black Jodas

Oh, the irony!

Posted by User Contributed on October 23rd, 2008

Thanks James!

Got This In My Email

Posted by Jaygermiester on October 22nd, 2008

I got this in my email today. Honestly, I’m not sure if it’s Pro-Obama or against. I guess you guys an sort this out:

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On Oct 22, 2008, at 4:55 PM, Socialists4OBAMA@aol.com wrote:

1) American wealth must be redistributed.
2) Israel Must surrender.
3) Women’s rights do not stop on the operating room floor.
4) Wall Street must be destroyed.
5) Our children MUST BE re-educated.
6) Allah has foreseen and it must be so.
7) We deserve defeat in Iraq and against all righteous enemies.
8) Americans must show the world they are not stupid pigs.
9) A vote for Obama is a vote for THE PEOPLE!
10) The state must succumb to the PEOPLE!!

Forward to all FREE THINKING PEOPLE> ELECT OBAMA and THE PEOPLE WILL BE FREE to WORSHIP ALLAH!

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Comment away!

Fuckin’ Thieves!

Posted by User Contributed on October 17th, 2008

Thanks Marie!

More silly…

Posted by User Contributed on October 4th, 2008

Thanks Nick!

Muslim Ass Sex

Posted by User Contributed on October 3rd, 2008

muslim ass sex

Thanks again Nick!

Lesbian Jesus

Posted by User Contributed on October 3rd, 2008

lesbian jesus

Lesbian Jesus: sure to offend…thanks Nick!

Melisssa Cares

Posted by Jaygermiester on September 16th, 2008

From: Melissa Nix [mailto:lissa81@msn.com]
Sent: Monday, June 02, 2008 5:57 PM
To: jay@jqmedia.org
Subject:

Hello Jay,
I am sure you have had numerous emails telling you how wrong you are and how you are going to hell, etc. That is not my intention. My heart goes out to you. I know you do not realize what you are doing is wrong, that is understandable because noone does until God touches their heart. It is hard for me to sit by and not say anything when the God who saved me and my baby after my c section when 3 cardiologists and 2 lung docs said i would die is being ridiculed. It was only through prayer and God’s unconditional love that I am here with my 1 year old son and husband. I will pray for you and for God to touch your heart like only he can. and when he does, I promise you will have the peace you have been looking for all of your life.
Love,
Melissa