Here is a glimpse of the early ministry works of one Mel Gibson!

Thanks Arron!

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Jay

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http://youtube.com/watch?v=8q1m-8npkJ4
http://youtube.com/watch?v=hmAEPrALVjM

Pretty interesting.
They say she wanted people to suffer so she could see Jesus in them.
That her being seen as a saint is one of the biggest scams of our time.

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According to The Net Authority:

This website has been investigated by Net Authority, and has been found to be in violation of the Internet Acceptable Use Policy by posting the following kinds of content:

* Pornographic material
* Hateful material
* Blasphemy
* Offensive political material
* Bestiality and/or interracial relationships

Be cautioned! This website contains strongly offensive material and is not suitable for young children!

“* Bestiality and/or interracial relationships” – LOL, I love it how they put those on the same level! That one statement is almost more offensive than anything on this site just in the pure ignorance of it! Shows what a bunch of ignorant rednecks “The Net Authority” really are!

Their comments section is wide open and we’ve already crashed their servers earlier from a few postings on GoFuckYourself.com. The floor is open, you guys tear them a new ass!

Oh well, at least they gave me a link and some street cred…after all, you are not anybody till somebody hates you!

(If you link them make sure to use a “nofollow” tag, we don’t want to give them any more authority then they’ve got. Email me if you don’t know what that is!)

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Looks like Paris Hilton needs some help from the “man in the box” – conviently wielding a bible before having to go in to serve HALF of her 45 day prison sentence for DUI.

It was recently reported that she was seen carrying a bible everywhere:

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049

Is she: Faking the funk on front street? Undergoing a jailhouse conversion?

Discuss.

And send watermarked jpegs to jay@jqmedia.org!

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Judas returns!

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As Tinky Winky! Burn in hell, fucker!

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Falwell, ya’ fat fuck! Keep the submissions coming. I don’t think this will get old for a while!

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Roman Catholic Diocese Of San Diego Files For Bankruptcy

San Diego, CA (AHN) - The Roman Catholic Diocese of San Diego, which was scheduled to go to trial for alleged sex abuse by a priest on Wednesday, filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy five minutes before midnight Tuesday. Wednesday’s trial was to be the first of more than 150 San Diego lawsuits alleging sexual abuse by the church.

By filing for bankruptcy, the diocese was able halt proceedings. San Diego Bishop Robert H. Brom said in a statement posted on the diocese’s website that filing for bankruptcy was “the best way available for us to compensate all of the victims as fairly and equitably as our resources will allow.”

“We put money on the table that would have stretched our financial capability to the limit, but demands were made which exceeded the financial resources of both the diocese and our insurance carrier,” the statement said.

“We have decided against litigating our cases because of the length of time the process could take and, more importantly, because early trial judgments in favor of some victims could so deplete diocesan and insurance resources that there would be nothing left for other victims.”

The lawsuits were filed in 2003 when the legal statute of limitations was temporarily lifted by the state Legislature. The trial that had been planned for Tuesday involved a woman who said a priest forced her to have sex with him in 1972, when she was in her teens. Other suits included allegations that the diocese moved abusive priests from parish to parish to protect them.

According to AP, John Manly, a lawyer involved in a suit that was scheduled for trial in April, said, “For three years they’ve told people they want to settle, they want to be transparent, “but the moment it became clear the truth will come out through a jury trial, they sought to shut down victims’ ability to get compensated and get out the truth.”

Bishop Brom said in his statement that the church will be releasing the names of all the priests who have been accused of abuse, along with the extent of the abuse. He also said the diocese will verify that “no known abuser is functioning in the ministry.”

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From Hustler…thanks Larry!

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