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If this site is shut down I’ll kill myself
look, to each their own, but when you start picking at a religion that you know nothing about,and nothing better to do with your time than to make fun of My Lord and Savior and the Savior of Hundreds of thousands of other people, it gets personal. Just because you havea few problems with my faith doesn’t mean that you should drag everyone else down with you. it’s shameful to see what extent you would go to to mock the very man who died to save you. For it is said that if you deny the Lord before the world, than He will deny you before His Father.
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this shit is bitchin so don’t shut it down for all of those whiney little jesus freaks! jesus is cool n’ everything but i spend more time makin fun of him then i do wankin off to the god damn bible…all u jesus freaks go fuck urself in da ass with a vibrating cylindrical object…GOD BLESS!!!
love always…jesus
p.s. “jesus loves me this i know… cuz the bible told me so!”
ur mom loves this website too
Pat, dear, you got offended over something on the INTERNET.
We’re not the ones who need a life if this is true.
;D
You all are a lot o’ motherfuckers, that’s all i have to say.
LOOK the site has some funny ones and some cruel ones ya i beleive in jesus and all that im not extreemly religious but i do like a good laugh soo in a sense dont shut it down but try to keep the sexual ones at ease…one of my favs tho is “this is my seriouse face” lol and Jesus sayin” brb” and the folowers says “yeah rite” but the sexual ones take it to far!
think about it also tho Jesus wasnt WHITE; soo all these pictures of jesus being white and shit arent true jesus wasnt white and his beard was alot longer he never shaved his beard it speaks of that in the bible soo ya its not really hitting on jesus the pictures posing as jesus are kinda of hipocritical in its self if u want to really down jesus get a picture of a true jesus hes NOT white SOO YA…
This site fudging rawks, i give a LOL to all the pics on it. If people don’t fecking like it then they should fork off, bloody ass-hats.
NOOO ITS FUNNY LEAVE IT OPEN
Your mom got shut down. LOL.
Truth made funny!
Jesus and company: drunk -pedophilians – liers – and extremely overvaluated
This site just isn’t that clever… and it must not be offensive enough, considering the amount of religious people who are okay with it. Maybe if you took out the chatspeak, it might cease to suck primate testicles… but whatever. There were a couple of good pictures, but I’m somewhat dissapointed.
Oh come on, the chat speak is what makes it so funny! Can you imagine jesus saying ‘LOLZ?!’. Funny in it’s own right. I naturally love anything controversial, especially if it upsets christians, so this is just my kind of thing. My friend has some fucking excellent jesus pictures I’m trying to get her to send in.
IN MY NAMETH!11 SUCKETH UPON MY PENIS-ETH!11
wtf this side made my day!
btw Jesus loves me
mom, is Jesus really my father…???
oh noes dont do it jesus!!!1
the pics arent even funny they’re just dumb u really have no life and no respect for others values. yea i highly doubt that by posting those stupid “sins” u’ll b forgiven and they are so not funny. find a job people!
WWJD for a Klondike Bar? He would die on a fucking cross. thank you and keep this site, and keep this page up, I love to see when people damn you to hell.
I giggled a lot.
So what? Jesus isn’t God, he’s a figurehead. I’m sure we’ve all laughed at figureheads before.
George Bush?
Tony Blair?
*shrug*
He’s forgiving, and God doesn’t want us to worship false idols or something.
dont shut down this site is fuckin hilarous
jaysus H8s ur face s0 stfuuu n00bz!!11one
LAWLZZ!!!!!
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Translation:
You are all
DumbFucks.
LOL!!!!
ok i know some of this stuff is funny, but you guys don’t have to go up here and start beggin’ on religion and shit, or the people who are religious. Now, I’m not saying that this site isn’t funny, cause it is, but you dont have to go and put down the people who have religion, cause at least they have enough will to believe in some thing, unlike you sick fucks who put us christians, or any other religeous group of peple, down… think about it…
i ate jesus’s eyeballs.
yum yum. just kiding. but seriously!
My friend asked me “What would jesus do?”
I responded “Me”
you know what? what kind of person goes around and makes fun of someone else’s religion? you have no life. and who in their right MIND would give you any money for making fun of someone? do you think that any christian would give you a PENNY to make fun of what we believe in? i dont think so. and you WILL be punished eternally.
enjoy the rest of your life on earth.
cause you definately won’t enjoy it in hell.
peace. think about it. you really should.
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The bible is true because the bible says the bible is true.
Can I support the site by buying Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles CDs? Your sites (and music) rule!
Hehe… Lotsa people don’t find this funny. Guess it’s just not your humor, eh? If you don’t like Monty Python, does that mean that all MP dvd’s and recordings should be burned? It’s more stupid to say the site should be shut down because it’s childish than to actually LIKE the humor on here.
And religious people? Lighten the fuck up. I respect everyone’s beliefs, but that doesn’t mean you can’t have fun with it. Hell, would I have been muslim I would have rolled my eyes over the fuss the danish cartoons caused. Get your head out of the toilet and accept that people will always poke fun of everything that exists.
Last comment, of course, aimed at the religious people whining about the site. I saw some christians there who were cool with it as well: thumbs up to you.
hehehehe i think this sites reel funny sp them stupid jews can shurup! if i dont belive in hell why tell me im going there? =D LOLjesus never shut down!!!
site totally needed to happen anyways long live raptor jesus imo
I luv this site dawg, Jesus was really stealing my spotlight!
this site is sweet. i mean lets not pick on jesus too much but religion is total bullshit. o and soldier of christ fuck you ,i go to a catholic school and all so i know what im talking about.
Even when I do find some images tasteless and consider them teenager jokes, I find most of the images really amusing, and I mean REALLY good, and I’m pretty sure a lot of people will call you in many ways and curse you, however, I can’t understand why religions can condemn people like us who doesn’t believe in their religion, they send us to “hell” and condemn us, shouldn’t THEY be also considered as unrespectful of other thoughts and beliefs?
I think the site is great, and it must be seen as just an expression site and with humor, I would just recommend a warning anouncing that the site is a parody of images. I think we all condemn all kinds of degradation and racism, but we also need to learn to laugh at our own beliefs as well, well done guys.
However, we must also understand that stuff like nazism also shelters their (wrong) beliefs as an “expression”, so, let’s protect true expression like most of the stuff in this site and learn to difference it from biggotry.
Dood! I’m going to hell LOL!
This site is pretty fucking gay. It’s not that I’m offended in any way (other than the complete lack of humor)cause I’m an Atheist, it’s just that every god damn picture on here doesn’t need to include “LOL”. FOR FUCKS SAKE IF IT’S FUNNY I’LL LAUGH I DON’T NEED A FUCKIN LOL AT THE END OF EACH JOKE. I’M NOT 13. FUCK, talk about a dissapointment.
Ah.. tremendeously terrific site
This site fucking rocks. Stole one of ya images, if youz don’t mind!
LOLZORZ @ Jesus!!1! What a cunt!
The webmaster fucked me in the asshole with a Drilldo!. And i liked it. ROFLWAFFLEZ XD. viva Colombia!.
Yay! first 2008′s coment XD.
THOR DEMANDS ATTENTION FROM YOUR PUNY SITE. TOO MUCH FOCUS ON LITTLE BEARD MAN WHO SAY WEIRD THINGS. WODEN AND LOKI ALSO MAD. NO BAD MESSAGES TO US OR WE CRUSH YOU WITH MANY LIGHTNING. WE NOT WANT BE LEFT OUT.
Kindly, the Great Thor
What an awesome site!
Where do I find codes to post your pictures? Please?
Thanks.
Great site.
Your site is awesome, keep up the good work!
Regards Kristoffer (“Kurru”), Sweden
Give me a damn break people!!! This is the modern age… everyone gets made fun of! Jesus is probably chillin up in heaven right now smokin a blunt talkin about how dumb you people are for actually thinking hes gonna send people to hell for making/lookin at a website. If Jesus were around he’d probably admire the creativity and be like “Good shit!”
I am a 16 year old female christian.I read these comments that “christians” leave you.They are cussing you out and telling how stupid this is.I hope that these people arent what youve let let decide for yourselves that God is this big joke.Because to me that is not christianity.I could say I feel sorry for you but I do not.No one felt sorry for me when I believed this and because they didnt;Im standing here today.I wouldve died a long time ago if it werent for Gods mercy on my life.A fourteen year old girl who was having constant unprotected sex, who was an alcoholic, a drug addict and someone who cut herself everyday is now proudly living for no other reason but to serve God.I know you are hurting because if you werent you would not feel this strongly about God and because you feel this strongly against God it also shows me that God is dealing with your heart.Ive read things on here about how people think you cant listen to rock music, you cant be an idividual and how you cant have fun and that is such a lie.I go to rock concerts every weekend (christian rock-which is just as good because the lyrics actually mean something)-I dress however I want and I talk to however I want and I go wherever I want to go.I just dont partake in the drugs and the alcohol and the sex.I live for God now.What he sent his son to do was so insane!One man died so that YOU could have freedom and you are throwing it away.The most precious gift and you are throwing it away.I sympathize with you because Ive been here and I know what it feels like to think God has forgotten you or he hasnt done anything for you so what makes him really there.Pray, I promise you, youll understand.Prayer isnt always getting down on your knees and crying your heart out.I pray almost 100 times a day just but simply saying in my head or in a small whisper ” God help me” or “God show me what you want me to do” its so simple.I just pray everyone who is a part of this website truly thinks about what I am telling you because it is the truth.If you dont accept God in your life you WILL regret when it really matters because when this life is over our eternal lives are just beginning wherever that may be.Hell is a place of constant pain and agony.A place that you cannot escape.Most people like to think “Ill go to tell and party with the devil” its npt like that at all.The devil will sit and watch you burn,laughing and taunting you.But the good news is; there IS a heaven.A place where tears do not fall.A plave where A place where you cannot help but to be happy because you are in the complete presense of God.A place where you are at peace with yourself because you have no problems and it is ALL about God.So I am leaving on that note.I also wanted to include a list of artist I think people on here would be surprised to learn about and hear
1.demonhunter
2.skillet
3.thousand foot krutch
4.decypher down
5.Kutless
6.Broken Yoke
7.RED
8.Switchfoot
9.Flyleaf
10.3 days grace
THESE ARE ALL HARDCORE CHRISTIAN BANDS.I WOULD LOVE IT IF EVERYONE WOULD LISTEN TO A FEW OF THEIR SONGS.THEY TRULY ARE AWESOME!!
God Bless Each And Every One Of You
and again I hope you dont let the people who come on here and claim to be christians and end up cussing you out and stuff fool you because that is NOT what christianity is about.I encourage everyone to find a good church or youth group.YOULL NEVER REGRET ONE PART OF YOUR LIFE AGAIN! I PROMISE! =)
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