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The above rant: WTF? This is why we need more LOLJesus.
LOL, 14 year old girl having unprotected sex, Dumb bitch, Dont you know unprotected sex is the best! LOLjesus.com FUCKIN PWNS
This is by far the greatest site ever. Keep it up.
i love it when the christians get fired up.. they r gonna be so dissapointed when they realise that all their life they have been worshipping something that doesnt exist!! and a message to the christians… if god does exist make him shut the site down!! sure he wont have any trouble doing it!! whambamham@yahoo.co.uk
Will I go to Heaven?
Can I pay you to shut this non-funny piece of shit down? People need to learn how to spell, and the new definition of “lol” is “lack of laughter”, because I was promised religious jokes, but instead I get a piece of shit site with stupid images with captions that say “lolz”. Real good, keep up the good work. Assholes.
Admin for the LOLJesus.com forums here.
Having work done to get them back up and running, so keep visiting the site from time to time to see whats going down.
LULZ
Faarrk, honestly i thuroughly enjoyed this site, & i`m cathiloc xD if you can`t laugh at your religion what are you going to laugh at? LOL at those christian people coming on this site just to say how horrible it is.. Why are they even on here if they`re so devoted to god >.
doesnt anyone here believe in The Matrix?
And the great Lord once said to his G;
“Lol, I can’t believe those shitheads actually believed that fairytale that those 4 homos made up.”
And the G replied;
“Yeah, hear you bro, some dumbass passed that book on, and an even bigger dumbass believed it.”
I do exsist and you should all fear me, or I will kill you all.
I do exsist and you should all fear me, or I will kill you all.
Allah hates Muslims.
to the EMO 16 years old survivor girl….
LOL GIRL listening to EMO shit wont help you find your path….. u can has a little bit of LOLJESUS it’s good for the soul
Awesome site, Brightened my day, we need more sites like this. Fuck religion.
your a bunch of sick twisted mindless heartless numb skulls
Surely the churning of milk bringeth forth butter, and the wringing of the nose bringeth forth blood: so the forcing of wrath bringeth forth strife Proverbs ch30 vs 33
3.Paul saw the risen Lord on the road to Damascus. The resurrection is conclusive proof that Jesus was, and is, the Son of God. Consider this singular point about this event. Can we believe in the resurrection based upon the testimony of Scripture alone, or must the Lord appear to us personally to “prove†that he was raised from the dead? John 20:30-31 states that the reading of Christ’s miracles can produce faith.
I hate (IHATE ATHEISTS>) ROFLMFAO hahahahahahahahahah
I LOVE THIS SITE. PLEASE….NEVER SHUT THIS DOWN. ILL TAKE IT OVER FOR YOU IF YOU CHOOSE TO GIVE UP ON IT. HAHAHAHA
moar loljesus!
I love this site but I guess it goes well with the fact I like things that make other people mad!! Please dont ever stop this wonderful creation …. if I h!d some extra Jesus tokens I’d donate however Jesus owes me money and iam waiting for him to come around with all them raindeer to collect