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whether you believe it or not, you will go to hell for this and you won’t be laughing then.
hahaha. lol.
see you there! let’s race to see who gets there first!
pwahahaha americans are such turds, it’s a website and it’s funny – do you really think a god who apparently created EVERYTHING gives a shit about some comedy website. (probably not)
God needs a laugh some days, too–and what better than to laugh at yourself (god’s everywhere, we are one in his image, hence, we are one in god and hence we laugh at ourselves). YOU DUMBASS!
no way….the shirts arent really what i had in mind, otherwise wild horses could’nt keep me away. Theres only one picture related tee shirt, and it’s not a very funny one…get some more designs on there like person number 1 suggested.
hahaha…religion, so gay.
i laugh because people are being controlled by the fear of going to an imaginary place…LOLZORZ!!!!!111!!oneone!!11
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religion just got p00ned
hahahahaha this site rox
damn…my post got deleted
Awesome idea. xD I really want a mousepad. You should have the “I AM SO WRITING ABOUT THIS IN MY LIVEJOURNAL LOL” image for a mousepad or even a t-shirt.
Love the site, by the way. I like seeing LOL Jesus all organized.
i love people who leave shitty comments on OBVIOUSLY jokey sites, the site’s well funny guys keep up the good work, oh and i guess i’ll see you in hell
haha get this, the other day my mom told me that i wasn’t going to get any xmas presents this year because i don’t believe in god. what a crock! so i talked her out of it and she told me to go do some soul searching wtf?
Yeah religion sux badly.
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Its about creating fear and greed, fear to go to hell and greed to go to heaven. By making this shit up priests get fuck lo0ads of money cause the people is ignorant
Religion is all imaginary shit based in the unexplicable supernatural. But we got science now. And I dont know why the religons tend to be proud of beeing old, cause since theyre old they are more crappy. Do you consider an old cellphone better than a new version one? I guess not.
Religon just sux
If anyone hates religon mail me Dr_5EX@hotmail.com to participate in a religon flame war. Its really kewl :p
Religion has always been an accepted way to explaion things we dont know and to create morals and ethics. without religion organized society might not have been possible. that s why i laugh at those fucking anarchist kids who think everyone should go into anarchy just cause they suck at life. so while this site is funny. dont automatically think omg fuck jesus im atheist im so cool. no man have your own belifs and shit but dont diss organized religion. Now this is coming from someome with the sickest snese of humour i know ( me) especially the pedopphile ones. heres one i love How does jesus make children cry twice? wipes the blood off their asses with their teddy bears.
religion was disproved once people started looking at science. need proof, then look in a text book. besides, there is a reason people don’t teach religion in school… BECAUSE IT IS FAKE!!!!!1111!!1!!1!!1! ^_^
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hey jesus freaks shut the hell up! this is funny. god has a sense of humor and its evident everytime i set foot in public.
if you so-called God is all good and mighty, why would he stop people from laughing..thats just plain cruel
‘there is a reason people don’t teach religion in school’
They do….and in catholic schools you HAVE to take it to GCSE level (but its the easiest lesson in the world, so I’m fine with that). Although I am an atheist (and not ‘because its cool’ but because most religions are, in my eyes, completely ridiculous) and I love this site, none of you have made very good points as to why religion is stupid…and it is. The biggest reason is, of course, it causes war, which no-one has mentioned. You should all see a program called ‘root of all evil’ which was on in the UK on Channel 4. It explores how religion is the root of all evil. the bloke in it gets kicked out of an evangalist meeting in america…hilarious.
I’m a Christian but I’m on this site, and I still think its funny! Its true, I’m sure has a sense of humor…And He wants us to be happy. Its funny stuff I’m not gonna lie!
religion starts wars and kills ppl, so why arnt i religious?
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ahaha some lil girl asked me if i belived in god today.. haha i totally yeled out no. are you fucking serious. god isnt fucking real. hes some made up peice of shit.a nd people are just pretending hes a live. the lil girl ran away crying… HAHAH fucker
Jesus, Yo Mama’s so ugly, when God saw her he had to make her pregnant by using his powers instead of fucking her the good old way.
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half of these are stolen from tshirthell.com
check it out..
Thanks for the heads up, Kurtis!
Where is the other half from?
Dumbass, read the page. lol
Doggie style was invented so men could screw ugly bitches… This shit is so fuckin funny, I love it. The “majikal powers” of Jesus are equivalent to those of Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny.
You need to make a shirt of me touching baby Jesus.
ROFL. Awesome material. Keep it coming.
If you like this site, you’d probably like exchristian.net
It’s full of ex-testimonials, yes, but the comments are the best parts. Especially when a Christian gets on it and tries to make the Atheists feel bad about not being religious. It’s great stuff to lighten up your day. Try it out sometime! Oh, and I love the pics. More please?
look, it’s like this, if you like religion then you probably like ass-to-mouth,your mouth. People have religion in there lives because it gives them something to believe in, or look forward to, they don’t want to believe in the truth because the truth hurts, so they choose the less painful, hence religion. Plus it makes good conversation pieces at weddings, funerals, and other parties. Hell, if you really want “GOD” in your life, just go to prison, everybody finds god there, trust me on that one, i’ve been there. Anyways, this site fukn rocks so hard that everytime someone visits it “GOD” kills another cat!!!
Take care and keep the HATE alive…
Been a while since I visited. Still funny after all this time.
Keep it up
i just need the shirt that has all the pre-jesus phrophets and supposed sons of god. i just want to make people see the truth; make them think. oh, and gimmie some shirts with HUGE inverted crucifixes on them!!! i wear the fuck out of those!!!
Great site love it! if these fucken people would see the world as ONE and that we are one human race and fuck your religions. we might be able to live in peace someday. cock sucking mother fuckers
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Don’t worry about it. Gawd is way too busy killing people in Iraq, Darfur, Afghanistan and everywhere else to pay attention to a bunch of a heathens having fun at his expense.
Carry on infidels!
Don’t worry about it. Gawd is way too busy killing people in Iraq, Darfur, Afghanistan and everywhere else to pay attention to a bunch of a heathens having fun at his expense. Not to mention that he is also trying to stop men of the cloth from stealing from their flock and raping their children. Ah, let’s not forget that he’s also tinkering with global warming all while trying to figure out how to make G.W.B. pronounce “nuclear.”
Carry on infidels!
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I really think you guys should grow up….
Yes, i belive in god…
Why is it so fun to mock our god?
We praise him and he love us…
If you guys dont stop im sure something wil happen soon with you…..
Serius please just shut this website down…
someone please remove.. the damn spammers..
To those against this website, don’t bother, they aren’t going to listen to either your coddling or threats. freedom of speech goes both ways and it doesn’t matter what their beliefs are because it has NOTHING to do with you, let them believe whatever they want, you are in no position to judge. i do believe in god, bfd, but i think whoever put this site up should leave it up, you need to hear everyone’s thoughts and opinions before picking your own, if you can’t handle it, don’t visit sites like these.
p.s. i love the holy fucking shit one, but i live in a a hick town and would probably get kicked out of it lol!
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you know? god is going to cut one of your balls and stick it up your arse. lol.