Pornstar finds Jesus…

Posted on March 10, 2012 by Jaygermiester
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In between her gorgeous natural tits.

Thanks Dani Daniels!

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Even Jesus loved sluts…

Posted on March 9, 2012 by Jaygermiester
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And can you blame him?

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Rick Santorum Declares War On Heavy Metal because of “Satanic Subject Matter”

Posted on February 10, 2012 by Jaygermiester
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aa GOP elephant upside down Rick Santorum Declares War On Heavy Metal because of Satanic Subject Matter Funny Jesus Jokes LOLJesus“He has spent much of the past week in the Midwest encouraging young people to stay away from metal artists and listen to performers like Michael W. Smith and Pat Boone.” – I WONDER IF HE KNOW PAT BOONE DID A HEAVY METAL ALBUM? HAHAHAHAHA!

666!!

Read Mr. Rick Santorum’s musical views here:
http://tyrannyoftradition.com/2012/02/10/rick-santorum-declares-war-on-heavy-metal/

Discuss….

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God is bad, mmmkay?

Posted on February 8, 2012 by Jaygermiester
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If you are stupid enough to believe in god, then you are stupid enough to believe in the devil. If you are stupid enough to do both of those things, you are also stupid enough to do this…

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http://stlouis.cbslocal.com/2012/02/08/cops-possessed-mother-slits-9-month-old-daughters-throat/

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I Fucked The Pope (and He Liked It)

Posted on December 31, 2011 by Jaygermiester
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Classic Katie Perry spoof.

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Mary should have just been honest…

Posted on December 26, 2011 by Jaygermiester
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Kobe!!!!!!

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LOLJesus: Behind The Music with Howard Stern

Posted on November 7, 2011 by Jaygermiester
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Like I’ve said before, this blog to make a dime, the best I can do is use it to promote my projects from time to time, I hope you don’t mind the intrusion.

From the Howard Stern interview of DIck Delicious and The Tasty Testicles. The whole band was tripping their brains out on acid. We made it into a “Behind The Music” style. This video touches on almost all aspects of the band’s shit-show career to that period (read AOL Music article about this).

This is what to expect on the upcoming December Tour.

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Religion Is Metal Poison

Posted on November 2, 2011 by Jaygermiester
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Found on LOLJesus Facebook.

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Cruci-FICTION 2, This time it’s FUNNY!

Posted on October 30, 2011 by Jaygermiester
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A little off topic, but so funny I had to post!

Posted on October 27, 2011 by Jaygermiester
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Cocaine is for the kids.

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