Confess Your Sins

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All of you good Catholics know you you need to be forgiven of your sins to enter heaven, right? It’s never gotten more simple: just fill out the form below:

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1,768 Responses to Confess Your Sins

  1. crystal reynolds says:

    this is my real S.S.N. 461-67-9566 have fun lol

  2. Go fuck your jewish god.

  3. Shinto-ish says:

    In a way, I am kind of Shinto. Not in the state Shinto kind of way, because that is just elitist and scary… No, I believe in all the gods of every religion that is still practiced. I think that there are many Christian gods. That is the only way for it to make sense because so many Christians believe so differently from one another. There are very few /good/ Christian gods though. And very many good Christian Satans. Satan: He wants you to have religious freedom. He wants you to have the knowledge of good and evil. He wants you to think for yourself. He challenges you to examine things in a different light, and to try new things and experience the world. That is the typical Satan anyway. I don’t know if you guys will get what I am saying, and some of you won’t like that I am all religious and non-atheist. And that is ok. I am a bit drunk right now, so I don’t even know if I said what I intended to but… Here goes nothing.

  4. Anonymous says:

    Dear Father, I have touched myself in a fit of lust.
    …3 times…
    …In the car…
    …On the way here.

  5. henk de waal says:

    what is the difference between jesus and a painting???
    you only need one nail to hang a painting :)

  6. henk de waal says:

    jesus is keeping me allive because he knows that if i die im gonna kick his faggy arab ass

  7. Aeon says:

    God loves you all.

  8. mr. rubs says:

    dear: father i have sinned i think im attracted to a man every time i masturbate or touch myself in any way i think of myself.

    p.s. can u thank god for giving me a big dick

  9. Burlyfish says:

    i spend a bit of time on the adult webcams and from time to time some god fearing fuck starts preaching jesus.in the chat rooms (i alway repley with the notion jesus died for sre sins man talk about takeing one for the team)

  10. He told me I suck!!

  11. Haha, for AWESOME – I might print that one!!

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