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Comment on Confess Your Sins by mr. rubs

mr. rubs — Mon, 20 Feb 2012 00:06:39 +0000

dear: father i have sinned i think im attracted to a man every time i masturbate or touch myself in any way i think of myself.

p.s. can u thank god for giving me a big dick

Comment on Rick Santorum Declares War On Heavy Metal because of “Satanic Subject Matter” by allahspiralpigdick

allahspiralpigdick — Sat, 18 Feb 2012 01:29:46 +0000

Satire like this sort of loses its edge because its completely possible that Buttjuice would say this. Their Varg article is funny too.
http://tyrannyoftradition.com/2012/02/13/varg-vikernes-creates-secret-weather-control-device-threatens-to-destroy-world/
King Diamond for President 2012

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Comment on Satanic Slut Nativity by Rafael

Rafael — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 20:54:22 +0000

Jesusloves, I’m sorry, but I have my own music band, I give music classes, I study in university, I practice boxing, I’m not a saint (fortunately), but I’m a good son, good friend and a good boyfriend. My girlfriend’s ex used to say bad words to her, shout to her and made her cry…and he was a Christian.
I love blaspheming because it’s for me like insulting Superman or Batman (fictional characters). Wait! Insulting them is proving their existence (take that Anti-Batmanists!)
Sincerely, the fear that religion gave me made me fail many times in my life, so I feel no remorse about quitting on Christianism.
PD Yeah, I’m the Antichrist! =)

Comment on Send Hatemail by A Teen Idle

A Teen Idle — Sat, 11 Feb 2012 01:08:21 +0000

@Emma: lol

Comment on God is bad, mmmkay? by Rick Santorum Declares War On Heavy Metal because of "Satanic Subject Matter" | LolJesus.com - we are dedicated to damnation! Dishing out Blasphemy since 2005!!

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 23:07:40 +0000

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Comment on I think this guy should run for President! by durkafurka

durkafurka — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 05:20:20 +0000

Speaking as a muslim hater, the redneck in this video makes the worst argument possible. “Hurr durr if you were in america you get the hell out (oldest and impractile comeback) or we kill you.” Every taliban sandnigger would be laughing at this guy. Patriotism makes you stupid and ignorant like religion does.

Comment on Cruci-FICTION 2, This time it’s FUNNY! by Eric

Eric — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 02:53:00 +0000

Excellent! Well done!

You demonstrated perfectly the annoying nature of their own preaching.
Yet, spoke the truth about the Psychopathic God of the Bible, and their own delusional nature.
Best part is -they’re gone- like cockroaches back to the church to feed on the corpse of their imaginary invisible jewish sky zombie… feeding like cannibals upon his flesh, sucking his blood like vampires. (but, it is just -pretend- flesh and blood…)
How much is pretend? What is real?
The Truth: Religion is ALL PRETEND, super dumb, and super annoying.
Now, go read some SCIENCE.
Leave those over 2,000 year old desert goat herder scribblings to rot – after all, they thought the world was flat, “didn’t move” and “was set by god on an immovable pedestle”. See,–religion is really, really dumb.

Comment on Confess Your Sins by Aeon

Aeon — Sun, 05 Feb 2012 19:58:42 +0000

God loves you all.

Comment on Send Hatemail by aa

aa — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 22:35:49 +0000

YA MOMY! Bitch!