Category Archives: Music That Would Make Jesus Weep

Here are some LOLJesus.com / Satan approved bands!

Lemmy In Heaven MEME

I will miss my friend Lemmy a lot. I stumbled across this picture and thought it was funny.

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Jesus Loved The Band Tool

Jesus Loved The Band Tool

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Jesus Loves A Circle Of Violence

Jay from DDTT has a new band “Cirle Of Violence”. We just finished up mixing our new EP this Friday. It’s different than DDTT, a lot more serious and heavy, but I think we actually could do something. Here a … Continue reading

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He tried to find God, but Jesus thinks he’s a Jerk

I really don’t have personally anything against Mr. Marcus, but I’ve had to deal with this shit for the last 2-3 weeks, plus he’s had the doors to one of my businesses closed for the last 2 weeks. It’s only … Continue reading

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A bit off topic but this may amuse you…

Fun little song I made about Bath Salts. I decided to put this under OPERATION ASPARAGUS as a projec, though I have no plans of busting out the singing fish any time soon. It’s just stuff I record on my … Continue reading

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An Interview With Gaahl From Gorgoroth Part 2 (The Most Satinic Band Ever)

Unless you are truly into some Satanic death metal fan, you might not know who Gaahl from Gorgoroth is but he delivered one of the most unintentionally funny interviews of all time of the movie “A Headbangers Journey” (see clip … Continue reading

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Rick Santorum Declares War On Heavy Metal because of “Satanic Subject Matter”

“He has spent much of the past week in the Midwest encouraging young people to stay away from metal artists and listen to performers like Michael W. Smith and Pat Boone.” – I WONDER IF HE KNOW PAT BOONE DID … Continue reading

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LOLJesus: Behind The Music with Howard Stern

Like I’ve said before, this blog to make a dime, the best I can do is use it to promote my projects from time to time, I hope you don’t mind the intrusion. From the Howard Stern interview of DIck … Continue reading

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A slight twist on a Slayer classic…

This GOD Listen’s to SLAYER never gets old, this one is Lifted from the Lemmy Joke, but it never gets old.

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Jesus didn’t really like the homeless…

That is why, on the 7th day, God farted and created Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles as his musical messengers to debunk the the myth that Jesus actually hung around with homeless assholes: The new album “A Vulgar Display … Continue reading

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