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Fagwell To Be Reincarnated??

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As Tinky Winky! Burn in hell, fucker!

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Fartwell Died From His Own Corpulence!

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Falwell, ya’ fat fuck! Keep the submissions coming. I don’t think this will get old for a while!

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God Is Broke

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Roman Catholic Diocese Of San Diego Files For Bankruptcy San Diego, CA (AHN) – The Roman Catholic Diocese of San Diego, which was scheduled to go to trial for alleged sex abuse by a priest on Wednesday, filed for Chapter … Continue reading

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Jerry Falwell: The Demon Alcohol?

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From Hustler…thanks Larry!

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Want To See You LOLJesus Submissions Get Listed Faster?

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PLEASE MAKE SURE TO WATERMARK YOUR IMAGE WITH LOLJESUS.COM! I make like negitive zero dollars off this site…at least save me a few minutes a day to get your glorious works posted here! Feel free to submit whatever tiy have … Continue reading

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Dennis Hastert: Zappa was a Prophet

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I’ll be first to admit that “Even Jesus Thinks You’re A Jerk” was stolen from a 1988 Frank Zappa song of the same name on Broadway The Hardway. Even though olden political songs seem to lose their message in later … Continue reading

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Your Mark Foley Jab of The Day

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Say we are beating a dead horse if you like, but like I said when I first took over LOLJesus: sometimes this site seems to write itself. You can’t be a much bigger hypocrite that Mark Foley. The real irony … Continue reading

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The Mark Foley IM Transcript

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I have so much to say about this asswipe Congressman Mark Foley — I’m not sure where to begin right now. He’s going to get blasted hard, of that, I assure you. For now, let’s just start you guys off … Continue reading

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Jesus Camp Cunt

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I have acquired from reliable sources who have reported to me under condition of anonymity, that Becky Fischer – the “jesus camp cunt” – actually started the camp because she was so fat and ugly that no man would fuck … Continue reading

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Mel Gibson Busted For Drunk Driving!

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That “holier than thou” Jesus loving fuck apparently picks and chooses his sins…fucking hypocrite! Mel Gibson was busted in Los Angeles last night for DUI after he was pulled over for driving “extremely fast”. This is at least the second … Continue reading

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