Author Archives: righteous ryan

Why didn’t Jesus replace the stone from the tomb when he rose from the dead? Well, he was born in a barn.

What did Jesus say when he was up on the cross? “This was one Hell of a way to spend my Easter vacation.”

Jesus and Moses were strolling by the Red Sea, when Moses nudged Jesus and said, “Psst. Hey, Jesus, I’ve still got it.” Moses turned towards the Red Sea and lifted his staff on high. The angels began to sing, the … Continue reading →

Why did Jesus cross the road? Because he was nailed to the chicken!

Jesus dies and goes up to Heaven. The first thing he does is look for his father, as he has never met the man before and is curious as to what he looks like, and whether or not Jesus looks … Continue reading →

Why can’t Jesus eat M&M’s? They keep falling through his hands.

Why can’t Jesus play football? He wears illegal headgear.

Jesus Christ walks into a hotel. He hands the inkeeper three nails and asks… “Can you put me up for the night?”