Loljesus mocks all forms of region. If you are offended, go elsewhere, or better yet leave a comment – we love people that fucking hate us!
Religion the opiate of the masses
If you feel this site is a problem email me, and tell me why I should give fuck. If any images here are copyright, please notify me about the images with proof and I will remove them.
LOLJesus is down to one guy:
Jaygermiester – Head Inquisitor.
If you feel you have something to contribute (positive or negative) please do so below:
And shame on me for double posting, but Judiasm, Christianity, and Islam are all the same thing, just three different view points on the same religion. So again, you know, Christianity must be the end all to be all.
Matt
This site is my new Sunday congregation spot. I’ve been tooling around the net for years trying to find all this stuff in a million places…now I can get it all in one place. *Swoon*
Do I need to join your site? If so, how? I LOVE it!
I saw Jesus at a party yesterday, he was hammered.
ha ha ha ha how do you dumbfuckchristians know that god is really a HE? have you seen HIM? cum’on! that’s pure bullshit! what if he is a tranny, or a homo? perhaps he likes to masturbate too, who knows? it is not that some one really knows HIM, or maybe ask your priest, or pastor, if they had seen his face or smelled a fart from HIM! you critisize this website for hurting your believes, but howcome you don’t critisize your FUCKING GOVERNMENT for DESTROYING, ALIENATING, AND HURTING so many muslims?
be fucking coherent with your dumbfuck believes at least, and do what jesus suposedly did and BE FUCKIN’ HUMBLE! you don’t own the fucking thruth, you are not goping to heaven, in fact, if god existed, he will personally kick your ass straight into hell for being a bunch of fucking idiots, come on! use thy brain! oh! i forgot! perhaps your neurons are crucified! ha ha ha ha greetings from Costa Rica, i love the site by the way
People fucking crying about religions not being respected on this website… go fuck off you fucking presumptuous punks. You earn respect in this world, and as Richard Dawkins says, religion is not worthy of our respect. Can’t handle it? Then don’t come here. You Christians who claim that this site is full of shit but who cried foul over the Islamic worlds’ MASSIVE over reaction to the Danish Cartoon incident are hypocrites. People will say shit about what the fuck they feel like, and if it is not quite what you want to hear, well, fuck off please.
Love from the NZ agnostic community.
Last night while I was praying and studying the word of God, the Lord spoke to my heart about you. He told me to tell you that He loves you, and that His forgiveness and mercy are without ending. He said that you should close this blasphemous site down and come back to experience Jesus’s love and be saved unto heaven, to have your name written in the book of righteousness for all eternity.
Then the Lord told me to take all my clothes off. He told me not to say what happened next, but when I woke up this morning I was bleeding pretty bad and I ended up having to get seven stitches in a very special place.
Jesus loves you!
Hey, i just wanted to let you know that some of the pic that are “edited’ are indeed copyrighted. Id just watch out for thoues haters.
I JUST READ HERE, UP THERE SOMEWHERE IN THIS GROWING LIST OF COMMENTS, THAT (PARAPHRASED), THAT “RELIGION CREATED MORALS.” MEANING THAT THIS PERSON OR WHOMEVER BELIEVES THAT MORALITY -ONLY- COMES FROM RELIGION.
HAHAHA!
I SWEAR THE STUPIDITY RADIATING THROUGH SOCIETY STAGGERS ME! SOCIETY BEFORE “REVEALED” AND ORGANIZED RELIGIONS WAY BETTER OFF!
PEOPLE ABSENT-MINDEDLY BELIEVE WHAT THEY’VE BEEN BROUGHT-UP TO BELIEVE WITHOUT QUESTION AND NOT LOOKING WELL AT THEIR OWN FREE THOUGHS … AND THIS HAS MESSED UP HUMANITY, IN THE WORST WAY, AS HISTORY HAS ALREADY SHOWN.
FOLKS CAN “BELIEVE” OR NOT IN JUST ABOUT ANYTHING. A MERE “BELIEF” HOWEVER IS USUALLY NEVER SUBSTANTIATED BY ANYTHING REAL AND SOLID. KNOWLEDGE IS QUITE DIFFERENT. XTIANITY, JUDAISM, HINDU, ISLAM … NONE OF THESE CAN CLAIM THAT WHAT THEY HAVE IS REAL. THEREFORE, IT CANNOT BE ACCEPTED AS KNOWLEDGE.
THEY ASK FOR OTHERS TO “BELIEVE” AND THEN YOU’LL SEE. I DON’T THINK SO. YOU MUST -SEE- BEFORE YOU CAN BELIEVE AND BE TRUE TO YOURSELF AS A FREE-THINKING HUMAN! JUST MY OPINION OF CORPSE, AND IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT, THEN SO BE IT … GET OVER IT!
OH AND BTW FOR THE STATEMENT OF “MATT” THAT XTIANITY NEVER BORROWED ANYTHING FROM PAGAN PRACTICES? YOU ARE VERY UN-EDUCATED MY MAN FOR YOU NEED TO LOOK UP “MITHRAS!” EVERYTHING ABOUT CHRISTIANITY IS BORROWED. EVERYTHING!
AND FOR THE OTHER PERSON (SOMEWHERES UP THERE), WHO SAID …”Atheism is a set of beliefs concerning the universe and it’s workings, A.K.A, a religion.”
…BY DEFINITION: a disbelief in the existence of deity. IE: NO RELIGIOUS BELIEFS!
I LOVE THIS WEBSITE, AND PLEASE DON’T EVER REMOVE IT.
KK
(AND NOPE, I’M NOT YELLING IN ALL CAPS HERE, MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON IS STUCK, LOL. SOWWY.)
I just think its really sad someone can make such a website like this.
Ok, I do not worship Jesus at Church, and cant say if such a person did exist, but I am openminded and wont bow down to such little boy tactics that may offend others.
I dont get why u keep talking about religion, if u knew about jesus the way you all claim to, why mention religion? and if you hate jesus so much, your whole site is spent talking about him, make up your minds, havent u got something better to do?, also notice how the people on here bag christians, and how they do it, its all the same, what shall we call u all? a religion of hate or the religion of foul language?
“Rot in hell cunt”
“See you in hell, maggots”
Yep really opened minded there guys. How is what is shown in this site any different to what you’ve just said?. What a display of Christians love and compassion to his fellow man. I’ve never got that saying “See you in hell”, you do realise that when you say that you mean that you yourself will also be there?
Great site.
Whoops! Sent Miste Jay a lengthy e-mail. I din’t see this bit. Oh well. All the best.
And I keep missing the fucking keys as well. Skins against Jesus.
hm. “evil jew”. ariel is that you?
anyway, do some other jews. not just jesus.
I have no beliefs, only the issues of what is probable and what is not. When something ceases to be a probability, then I no longer accept it. No religion…not one…has any basis on balance of probabilty, let alone ‘beyond reasonable doubt’ therefore, I cannot accept them.
So in the mean time…do whatever the fuck you like until you croak because there’s no second chances.
Rock on Loljesus, you kick ass!!!!
All bibles are man made. Written by people who thought the world was flat.
But… if people want to believe their grannie SUCKS COCK IN HELL, who am I to judge?
The brightest people always have good taste in irony and satire. Thanks for the site, jesus is awesome, lol.
Being nasty with jesus and god is just plain fun! Love exploring this site!
Hey guys.. u Fuckin Rule!
i laughed my ass out with your pics!!
Continue this way!
Well as a Christian, some of this stuff does offend, but its irreverent and incredibly stupid and it makes me laugh so I’m not going to post any pretentious crap about how you suck and I’m great, since frankly its not a very Christ-like thing to do. I guess its good that I can laugh at myself and my beliefs, though it would be easier if you all didn’t some so serious. Have fun and don’t think this is serious business.
Damn you guys rock.. Mocking the imaginary people above clouds and pissing off morons, keep up the good work!
Awesome site man! Really makes my day to see all these religious types get so bent out of shape and contradict themselves in their comments. Or throw up some straw men to try and legitimize their “savior” and/or try and explain how you’re going to hell for not believing in what they belief. So stay strong and keep up the good work!
To all those religious types, peddle that shit else ware. The world doesn’t revolve around you and your belief system, get over yourself.
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i am speechless after exploring this site..i mean its understandable if u don’t believe in Jesus i mean everyone has it’s religion or doesn’t have any at all..but y would u make fun of other people’s religion??..i mean its just STUPID!.but got one thing 2 say though ..just be careful what your doing here u never know when u might CRALL to God or Jesus begging them save u from this idiotic
situation..
OH HAI.
U HAZ FAIL @ TITLE -> Athiests vs Atheists.
I must say I love your site it is hilarious now saying this I will admit that I myself Beleve in jesus and am a spiritual persone but I think It’s importent not to take anything to seriously we all need to leart to laugh at ourselves and our Beliefs becouse you have to admit that some of this stuff in the bible is funny is asking to be made fun of.
Hi, im a visitor from chile, first, dont get my bad english ruin my message…
I think what you do is not rigth, laugh at people who have a religion is not something to have a webpage for… But, the thing is, that the people that answers whit angry messages about your site are so hilarious… the fill their mouth whit ethic messages, and they dont know a shit about, they only have a dogmatic view of things, and preach equality and freedom, but not for them who want to disagree whit his opinnions… Americans are so extremist in that kind of thoughts…
Again, sorry for my bad english, im come from a 3rd world country…, Cya
The first chapter tells it like it is.
http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com/
IM A MUSLIM AND IM PROUD TO BE 1 JUS WANTED TO SAY
YOU MOTHER FUVKING SON OF A BITCH WHO THE FUCK DO U THINK U R MAIL ME BK U ASSHOLE WEN I MEET U I WILL KICK THE FUCK OUT OF U AND ALL UR FUVKING BUDDIES HOW DARE U TAKE THE MICK OF MY RELIGON AS U SED 1 OF ME 2 OF UR PEOPLE WELL GUESS WAT MOTHER FUCKER 1 OF U AND A 1,000 OF US MUSLIMS ALL U WILL DIE N GO2 HELL U FUCKIN PRICKS U THINK UR FUNNY MAIL ME LETS MEET AND FINISH THIS U FUCKING PUSSY’S GO FUCK UR MUM U’LL ENJOY IT A LOT MORE U FUCKING PUSSY IM GUNNA KICK THE FUCK OUT OF U MAIL ME U BASTERD
P.S FUCKING WANKA
LoLjesus is pretty amazing….I’m very pleased to have stumbled upon it. the jokes are hilarious! and to the people who are insulting it – fuck you. this is as fucking classy as it gets :]
Hell yeah!! This site owns! I hope it offends as many religious pricks as possible. Why? Because they’ve been given far to much time to brainwash people over the years. You’ve plagued this planet with your non-existent fairy stories for too long and it is time freedom of thought and expression fought back! This site is a small token to shove the shit back in the faces of the religiously insane. Fuck religion. Fuck their sensibilities and fuck the horrendous doctrine and slavery of the mind. Religion should be wiped off the face of the earth in all its forms!
GOD DOES NOT EXIST, NEVER HAS AND NEVER WILL!
This site is hysterical. As an educated, gay, non-Christian man in a very red state, reading sites like this are a great way for me to blow off steam. I’m so glad that Obama is on his way into the White House so at least the coprophilic bible-humping type of christians will have less influence for the next 4 years. Some of my friends and I have a holiday we celebrate on the christian “good friday.” We call it “Bad Friday”. While the christians are in their churches fasting and praying, we throw a fine dinner party; good steaks with all the trimmings usually. Then, we drink toasts to the crucifixion crew: “To Pontius Pilate! You go!” “All hail Judas Iscariot!” Etc. through all those dudes; Annanias, Caiphas, Herod, the impenitent thief, Longuinus the lance-bearer who according to legend speared Jerusalem Slim to make sure he was dead… They fast; we feast. He goes down; we get down. Nothing’s too good for “Bad Friday!” More cheesecake, please. Then of course go have sex LOL. Keep up the good work, y’all!
For you to think that you have the right to declare religious people wrong is completely out of order. As is this website. Totally unnecessary. Well done for being so embarrassingly horrible.
oyjmxc Thanks for good post
Jesus would we still be having this holy war if you were aborted?
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If you silly religious fanatics that come here for reasons beyond my comprehension feel the need to worship or praise something, to fill the gap between your ears when religion is gone. Praise the sun! It sustains all the life on this planet. Without it everything would be dead. Well don’t praise it I suppose, cause that is just as bad as what your doing now. Just know your here now, what more do you want you greedy people? I guess its none of my business to tell people what to believe, I’m merely suggesting do some research and think a little then decide whats truth and whats not.
I’ll end by sharing one of my favorite rants I’ve see to this date.
http://www.whatthefuck.com/columns/153
Praise Sun!
Nice site btw, cracks me up xDD
DUDE!!!! i have to admit I LOVE THIS SITE!!!!!
. Don;t get me wrong. I believe there may be a God. Who knows? After all. The law of conservation of energy states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed but can be only changed from one form to another.. some may argue the source of that energy is God.. BUT there is also an equal but opposite view that IT MAY NOT. lol…Religion however can be a mental prison that promotes segregation and is the ultimate form of societal control.. People become fanatical about religion and forget about their humanity.So i just wanted to lend my support for this site. EXCELLENT WORK!!! 
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p.s. a sense of humour is a gift. But you guys also tackle the real issues most people are afraid to tackle. i give you my respect
Though i gotta admit.. on further inspection. You guys are kinda harsh.. Whether Jesus or Allah or whoever is being worshiped is real or not, you don’t have to spit on their names or anything. I mean.. the ” Gods” themselves didn’t do anything ( assuming they exist) it is THE PEOPLE WHO ABUSE IT. or people who BRAINWASH THEMSELVES.. Hell, i love JESUS and GOD and ALLAH and BUDDHA and whoever..its the fanatics i cant stand
It’s hilarious to me the way these so-called “Christians” speak to the readers of these comments. There is nothing Christian about your remarks…swearing and cursing people to hell? Are you kidding me? That is exactly why people hate religion. It’s pure hypocrisy. Oh, and while we’re on that topic…no one here “hates God”…we just don’t believe in him. We’re indifferent. That’s not hate. What we hate is organized religion.
Just sayin’.
May Allah guide you all to the right path, the path where you all shall be forgiven for your words and your actions and how you regret RELIGIONS.And i pray for you all that some day you all may come to know how wrong you all are.may Allah make you all think about it just once.plz stop doin things like this.
you brothers need to ask anything related to anything.please feel free to ask me.i am Always there to help you all.
Thanking you.
Muhammad Owais Ahmed. MUSLIM
As an atheist I find your site disheartening. We have enough trouble as it is, we don’t need you making us look bad.
P.S. learn to use spell check.
HOLY SHIT.
THIS SITE IS AMAZING.
WHY DIDN’T I DISCOVER YOU GUYS BEFORE?
THANK YOU FOR PROVIDING THE LAUGHS
DRINK BEER AND WORSHIP SATAN!!!!!!!
allah is achbar because he fondles mohamed!