i killed a man lol

Left by lol on June 8th, 2005

i just got gang raped LMAO

Left by madaline on June 13th, 2005

I fit my whole webcam into my anus. I wasn’t married to the guy I was cybering, LOL!!!

Left by brad on June 13th, 2005

Thankgod for this website. I go to a school that is being raped by mormons and christians. Thus, i am being raped. Somedays when i get home from school, and i feel like i cant take it anymore…i come here, and i feel complete, and less like a bitch.

Left by Lara on June 15th, 2005

Jesus touched me WTF

Left by bob on June 17th, 2005

One time, I was using the washroom, and I didn’t put the seat down on the toilet. LOL BAD2TEHBONE

Left by loljesus on June 17th, 2005

I told the little VBS children there is no God. z

Left by Saria on June 17th, 2005

i fuck cactoos everyday

Left by Jenny on June 18th, 2005

I’m in love with my gran.

Left by lolpants on June 18th, 2005

my brother makes me suck his cock and i like it. LOLZ!

Left by lollerskates on June 18th, 2005

I made secks with a lil boy, michael jackson style. (i rubbed his bum)

Left by Phanofmuzik on June 20th, 2005

i had gay sex with a llama O.O

Left by schoogie on June 20th, 2005

I impregnated my dog, oopps

Left by mule on June 20th, 2005

Preachers tell me that harry potter, rock music and gay people belong in hell. They make hell sound so good

Left by Gary on June 22nd, 2005

i just raped the pope LOL!1oneone

Left by stormx on June 24th, 2005

i masturbated to gay porn, LOL

Left by nyx on June 27th, 2005

JESUS says PASS THE MOTHER FUCKING E-JOINT.net YO!

Left by e-joint on June 27th, 2005

you need to stop saying ‘LOL’in it…it just ruins the whole joke…

Left by jeff on June 29th, 2005

i had crazy man with a pile of animal dung

Left by Victor on June 29th, 2005

I violated my mom with a ribbed dildo while she was sleeping. HAHA!

Left by Derrick on June 30th, 2005

Psylox raped my penis hole and ate the cum! LAWLERCAKES!!1

Left by Xealybaby on June 30th, 2005

jesus get down from there!!!!!

Left by mang on July 2nd, 2005

I just didn’t know that a banana wasn’t made for pushing in my anus. It felt good but now I have regrets……

Left by Roy on July 4th, 2005

I once put a whole bottle up my arse and went to the doctor to get it out .. the only way he got the bottle out of my ass is to stick his penis up my ass and stick it in the bottle so hi could pull it out … since then we have sex every day … but the problem is i have a 7 years old girlfriend that is actually my doughter that i have sex with her also but nobody know about that accept my 15 year old son that is having sex with my mother and she is having sex with the mailman so that’s how i got my brother… it’s a little complicated but i’m happy i got this off my chest )

Left by knedl on July 4th, 2005

JESUS TOUCHED ME

DOWN THERE

LOL

Left by JEFE on July 6th, 2005

i put poison in my neighbors food. L0L!

Left by Jordan on July 6th, 2005

I grew a second cock and did double penetration on a turkey! LOLLERCOASTER!

Left by Master Loaf on July 8th, 2005

I fucked a cow

Left by Legacy on July 8th, 2005

I like animal genitalia, LOL!

Left by Monk on July 9th, 2005

i fapped at magdalena’s pic lol

Left by vash on July 9th, 2005

I burnt down an intire villiage of christian orphans, then had psycho bdsm group sex with another entire villiage.

Then I spray-painted the “Bad Religion” sign on my school toilet wall. I’m a rebel, man.

Left by Teneille on July 10th, 2005

i touched a kiddy in a place i shouldnt have
LOL

Left by jesus on July 10th, 2005

i was the one who gang raped the person in number 2! i was all the men LOL!

Left by God on July 10th, 2005

lol i stuck my wiener in jesus’s mouth in church once during sunday mass

Left by hakenkreuz on July 10th, 2005

I killed 6 million jews lol

Left by AdolfH on July 10th, 2005

i’m really a man

Left by ashley on July 10th, 2005

i pwnd ur mom at strip-scrabble ASL?!

Left by lolol on July 10th, 2005

i made porno… i mean a lot of porn… with a lot of girls… and once with a dude.

LAWLZ

Left by dana de armond on July 11th, 2005

Jesus iz ma fag LOLZERZ

Left by LOLZERZ on July 12th, 2005

I’m a fag enabler, sry lol.

Left by Deify on July 13th, 2005

I went out put-putting(cough)with the fam, and I stuck the golf club up my little sisters best friends cousins beard…lol.

Left by your mom on July 13th, 2005

i pisd in muh own mouf, LOL!

Left by JAWSH on July 13th, 2005

i have a piece of soap up my ass lol

Left by plzbot on July 14th, 2005

ROFFLE i make teh horny on joo lol catcha stinky stinky red red poo pie LMAO omfg wtf She is leik soooooo gorge LMFAO!!!1!

Left by geoff on July 14th, 2005

i came to this site looking for porn, and only found this “confess-your-sins” bull shit

Left by jacquie on July 15th, 2005

o, that and i raped ur mom

Left by jacquie on July 15th, 2005

i stole shit from sport chalet and i smoked pot

Left by mike on July 15th, 2005

I killed pope john paul

Cause of death: Old age…MY ASS

i shot that bitch

Left by Chelsea on July 17th, 2005

I teabag’d my friends dog joey! LOL Balls in your mouth joey? tea bag joey? good in your mouth! LOL

Left by ICCFL4U on July 18th, 2005

Your website is fuuuuuuct! I just stopped being a Christian now I like to blaspheme, jesus fuck shit christ muthafucker shit bible fuck bush allah and bin laden fuckers ya hardcore jesus lol

Left by Thomas (clanless) on July 20th, 2005

It all started when I asked Jesus ‘ASL?!?’ =[

Left by Jaime on July 21st, 2005

i masterbated just after the last supper. LOL.xD.OMFGBBQ?

Left by jesus on July 22nd, 2005

Oh my.. this site is rather interesting.. *RAPES*

Left by Nikki on July 24th, 2005

I did your mom.

Left by Kel on July 26th, 2005

i swear during church, lolz!!1!!

Left by jewia on July 30th, 2005

I’m a Jew…I heard that’s a sin somehow, even though Jesus was Jewish. Is it? I’m sorta confused on that whole thing.

Left by Jake Feldman on July 31st, 2005

I HAVE NONE OF PENIS

Left by LEWL on August 3rd, 2005

I replace verses in the hymns during mass with the words “chapped anus” over and over again. [it never gets old!]

Left by Chucks on August 3rd, 2005

I just shot a priest. Go me.

Left by HeavyClown on August 4th, 2005

I like putting toys in my arsehole, lool

Left by Handic on August 8th, 2005

God touched me at a young age.

Left by Tay on August 11th, 2005

I farted in front of the elderly at church.

Left by Tay on August 11th, 2005

I masturbated to these jesus pictures.

Left by Steve on August 11th, 2005

Last night I thought of having a bukkake party on my mother and her boyfriend.
ROFLSAUCE!!11oneone

Left by Jonathan on August 12th, 2005

I molested my mother while she was on the back porch smoking.

Left by Tuwano on August 14th, 2005

Kill your parents

Left by Budweiser on August 17th, 2005

I grabbed my dogs nutsac when he was sleeping.

Left by Katharine on August 23rd, 2005

LOLz i torture pepole for a living! lolz!!!111
oh and i also touch children in tehir special place LOLZ! im a dirty lil beast!!111oneoneone

Left by Lucifer AKA teh devil on August 29th, 2005

We killed a bird. And we fed a dog sticks. We made some cars have flat tires. We also throw crab apples in the middle of the road.

FORGIVE US JESUS, FOR WE HAVE SINNED.

D:

Left by ERICA AND SARAH on August 29th, 2005

I had promiscuous, sodomic, sex with 18 women in a 4 month period.

Left by Rick on August 29th, 2005

These pictures make me tingly and I don’t understand. ):

LOLBBQWTFOMG

Left by Dani on August 30th, 2005

Um, this is retarded.

Left by Me on September 3rd, 2005

lol i cant remember

Left by dave on September 3rd, 2005

I wrote The DaVinci Code… sorry

Left by MA5k|n3 on September 4th, 2005

OMG i can totally identify with jesus. Like when i walk over the water people also give me weird looks. They think like: OMGLOLLMAOROFLZOMFG RAWK

Left by DEECHU on September 5th, 2005

I shoved my webcam in my ass, and inverted my penis just to show my manly friend it was coo. We werent married either.

Left by rojer on September 5th, 2005

My mom is 6 foot 8 inches tall, and beats me with a garden hose.

Left by wtflol on September 5th, 2005

I masterbate everyday, I look at hentai, I think of fucking my teacher doggy style, and God said I was a homosexual.

Left by w31n3r on September 5th, 2005

I steal images from this site and post them on the interweblol!!1

Left by Tyler on September 8th, 2005

Ilovegetting gangraped
it’slike christmas time or something

Left by elise on September 8th, 2005

I sneak into the neighbors barn so I can lay in the hay, grab the nearest chicken and spread its butt for my mouth LOL

Left by BILLY JEAN on September 12th, 2005

I eat and rape babies LOL

Left by KYRA JADE!! on September 13th, 2005

I made a shitty website

Left by Dash Billions on September 15th, 2005

I was watching the sunday school class one day, and it was time for recess. Well, the kids go outside to play, and I clean up before Naptime. I saw some Legos and decided to stick them in my Vagina. They got stuck. I had to leave them there until I went home that night! =[

Left by I_Want_Your_Mom_To_Be_My_MILF_For_Wednesday_Night on September 16th, 2005

I killed an old lady in church – true.
I banged heads with her quite hard by accident and I never saw her again

Left by Jen on September 18th, 2005

I recieved anal sex from a rabi while jerking off to pictures of Mary. I made a mistake. the pictures should have been Jesus’s.

Left by Rabi_Anal on September 18th, 2005

I like to sneed into portopottys so I can eat the shit.

Left by Todd Marzi on September 19th, 2005

I used to work at a retirement home but was fired for raping the patients there.

Left by Todd Marzi on September 19th, 2005

i once cast magic missle at my mom. she is still in ICU

Left by Casey Cooper on September 19th, 2005

I rip the tags off of bed mattresses in stores when no one is looking.

Left by gaping butthole on September 20th, 2005

sometimes i like to wack off while watching the weather report, is that so wrong?

oh.. and i did all of your mothers

Left by Hey Zeus on September 22nd, 2005

I’m involved in the celebrity drug scandal!!! LOL

Left by Midnight on September 23rd, 2005

The Pope is dead LOL

Left by Jebediah on September 24th, 2005

Well…I masturbate and I used to have sex with my cousin

Left by Anita Dick on September 24th, 2005

i made out with my dog and rubbed her pussy

Left by bravey on September 25th, 2005

i made the baby jesu…azio cry :

Left by arsen on September 27th, 2005

i have an intarweb bf!11

lolacaust

Left by lizzie on October 4th, 2005

and he killed 6 million j00z

Left by lizzie on October 4th, 2005

I have a kak.

Left by Laura on October 4th, 2005

I shot a bunch of niggers once.
they were from the Gay Nigger Assoiciation Of America

Left by Lone Soviet on October 4th, 2005

I disproved Jesus’s existence. That pissed him off, so he came by to cuss me out, so I smashed him over the head with a 2×4 and sodomized him after rubbing tar all over my cock.

Left by Bobo Jackson on October 5th, 2005

LMFAO I had gay sex with Clay Aiken.

Left by LOLZZ on October 5th, 2005

I had an urge to dig up and rape Christopher Reeve…

Left by Raggle Fraggle on October 5th, 2005

I went to church once..
on a sunday morning..
I slashed about 40 tires that day..
It made the news..
True story.

Left by Gicky on October 9th, 2005

me and lezzy had sex last nite lol
a nite of passion its was great

Left by Louis an lezzy on October 10th, 2005

I was unfortunate enough to stumble onto this Sin page where there are a ton of morons actually believing that they’re being funny and/or witty by making up sins. I’ll go to hell for this. God doesn’t like morons.

Left by AdamLazaruso on October 10th, 2005

I dre55 up as clergy and tell people that god died last tuesday

Left by Screech on October 11th, 2005

I used to have my parents watch me when i jerked off because i would pass out

Left by m4rkz0r on October 11th, 2005

i forgot what i was going to write

Left by skeef on October 11th, 2005

i washed my colored shirts in hot water with my whites.

Left by jane_says on October 13th, 2005

Im a paedo called Bill. I have many kiddy pictures all over my house i dont use wallpaper, i want u kids mm once i had 3 kids at a time

Left by billthepedo on October 15th, 2005

U ALL R WEIRDOS GET A LIFE

Left by JESUS LOVES ME on October 15th, 2005

I’m the next pope lollerz

Left by Pope Chels on October 15th, 2005

GET A LIFE OR U WILL BE DAMNED TO HELL

Left by JESUS LOVES ME on October 17th, 2005

I run a discount abortion clinic and I EET T3H ABORTED FETUSES LOLZ!!!11 I also enjoy having under-age sechs w/ my satanist bf!!1!uno!!

Left by puepty pant-ss on October 17th, 2005

I injected black people with AIDS! PLEASE FORGIVE

Left by Hellbound For Jesus! on October 20th, 2005

I anally masterbate to blasphemous pics! LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!111!!

Left by Intercaust on October 21st, 2005

I shot Reagan!!!!!!11!!

Left by Intercaust on October 21st, 2005

I gave jesus AIDS

Left by AIDS FUX0R on October 21st, 2005

i fuck a little man in a pool of period blood and vimit… no really i did!

Left by lucy on October 21st, 2005

i rape babies… up the butt.

12 inches, roflz

Left by Zack Wiswell on October 21st, 2005

I didn’t pass on that chainletter. D:

Left by Noodelcopters on October 21st, 2005

i’m a prostitute

Left by Sadsack on October 22nd, 2005

ilikebestialityporn.

Left by LOLJESUS on October 22nd, 2005

i fuck animals

Left by 27ee on October 23rd, 2005

i listen to korn

Left by sinner on October 23rd, 2005

I masturbate in the toilets at work.

Left by ViS on October 25th, 2005

I listened korn too ;(

Left by DaMaGeR on October 25th, 2005

I keep god in a cupboard on the edge of starvation and he can only get out to fulfill my morbid fantasies.

Left by Christcrusher on October 25th, 2005

I give wire coat hangers to pregnant teenage girls and tell them to scramble.

Left by Intercaust on October 26th, 2005

I shit the bed!

Left by Intercaust on October 26th, 2005

I stuck cottage cheese in my asshole and let my ferret lick it out.

Left by Zach on October 26th, 2005

i had sex with a BLT sandwich

Left by bob on October 28th, 2005

jesus stole my girlfriend yesterday.

Left by kevin on October 29th, 2005

i got blessed by the priest, w00t! i’m not a n00b now! waffles made of rofl!

Left by jeebus on October 29th, 2005

I told my little sister that Jesus hates her.

Left by Casey on October 30th, 2005

im gunna kill my best friend whos sitting right beside me

Left by derrick on October 30th, 2005

i put my finger in my dogs ass while having sex with a baby and tickeling the fetus of a horse threw its poophole

Left by jerrad on October 30th, 2005

I pissed in the baptismal font.

Left by hurr hurr on October 31st, 2005

she bled orgasm on my sheets, sublime and throaty hurt noise. there will never be another one that bleeds like you.

Left by cysta on November 1st, 2005

I’m Jewish. Thats sin enough. But I also LOVE Bacon!

I

Left by Sal on November 1st, 2005

I liek kiddi3s lol

Left by Jesus boy on November 3rd, 2005

Well, right now I’m having sex with a relative.

I also screwed my dog.

Left by Albert on November 6th, 2005

rofl

Left by Poo on November 6th, 2005

i just played footsies w/ the dude next to me in class

Left by sir shitsallot on November 7th, 2005

and then he anal raped me

…….he says he’s 39 but i think he is 52

Left by sir shitsallot on November 7th, 2005

I fucked my best friend while going out with the love of my life.

Left by blah32 on November 7th, 2005

I am obsessed with animal porn

Left by Vorkey on November 7th, 2005

I made love to my mommy.

Left by muthafucka on November 9th, 2005

I linked to goatse.cx on several Kindergarten school’s websites LOL.

Left by mattfasho on November 9th, 2005

I totally haxxored your moms ass last night

Left by Laicy on November 10th, 2005

i cant decide if i love the faked ones or not.

but enough with the “JESUS TOUCHED ME LOLZ!11one!!1″ and “i TOUCH KIDDIES! ROFL”. its really old after the ninth one.

be creative, dipshits.
kthnxbi

Left by ERRRIN on November 10th, 2005

I just got buttfucked by my own dad, god.. I’m still bleeding in my anus.

Left by Aha of Prydwen on November 11th, 2005

i like t3h felching. !!RONATKINSON_GARYGLITTER_KILROY!!1

Left by PeteComerford on November 11th, 2005

I get horny when I sit on a running dryer.

Left by fvck_me_upside_teh_head on November 12th, 2005

OOOOOH LORD! I HAAAVE SINNED!

WE HAVE AAAAALLL SINNED! O’ YEA! TOODAY I KILLED, A LIIIIITTLE KID, SHE WAAASSS ONLYYYYY FIIIIVE BUUUUTT I THOUGHT SHEEEE LOOKED FAAAAT. SO I THOUGHT, FAAAAAT GIRLS = BACON U KNOW

BACON OWNZ TEH POPE AND TEH PEDOFILE PRIESTS! ITS OK TO BUY GUNS AND AMMO IN YOURRRR LOCAL STORE!! SO I BOUGHT A BIG GUN AND I SHOT MY NEIGHBOR OUT IN THE WOOOOOOODS! YEA OH OH LORD! OH OH LORD! OOOOOOOOH LORD! I HAVE SINNNNEEEEEDD!!!11

Left by Father Bacon on November 13th, 2005

i’m actually michael jackson

Left by george dubya bush on November 13th, 2005

i kill things. LOL

Left by sayw0rd on November 13th, 2005

…I had hawt seks with my cousin. Then I impregnated my grandmother, and then I disco’ed.

Left by Riku on November 14th, 2005

I voted Bush

Left by aM3Rica R00lZ on November 14th, 2005

i shat in my pants and blamed it on god lol

Left by Dingelmeyer on November 15th, 2005

i played dungens and dragons and married a gay couple

Left by matty on November 15th, 2005

i popped like twenty boner’s reading this site

Left by random guy on November 16th, 2005

i don’t believe in christanity

Left by inder on November 17th, 2005

I confess actually viewing this site…Some were funny, the rest were the same three jokes over and over…

Left by SufferingPlanet on November 17th, 2005

i fucked a horse

Left by stacy on November 17th, 2005

I was born.

lol

Left by Marilyn Manson on November 18th, 2005

I smoked weed everyday

Left by Buddah on November 18th, 2005

these r funny, but not as funny as making fun of swordfish

Left by Dipset on November 21st, 2005

last night i shoved a highlighter up my ass and masturbated to a picture of martha stuart

Left by c0nfUsed oNE on November 21st, 2005

I eat my own cemen and then regurgitate it and feed it to my daughter while my friends run a train on her.

Left by steve on November 22nd, 2005

i sucked off a camel then spat the semen into my mothers face…then she sucked me off n spat my semen in the camels face…then we had a threesome

Left by sayers on November 22nd, 2005

I have had incestuous relations with other smurfs. This sort of dark, brooding, not to mention heathen practice has not only brought me such forbidden desire for more, but also has it cured my erectile dysfunction.

Left by Papa Smurf on November 23rd, 2005

707 U R TEJH GRAT^EST WABPEGE IN TAR INTANET PLZS MAEK MOR PIVCTURS WIT DIK IN IT 70707/\/\40L()L77077777

Left by NIGGER on November 23rd, 2005

Jesus please forgive me, I masturbated with a perfume bottle, I had sex before marriage, I said a cuss word, and I am obsessed with Howard Stern and Porn.

Left by Kaley Huber on November 23rd, 2005

Pete Doherty is my mother.

Left by Becca on November 23rd, 2005

i ate out a goat today

Left by HxC ryan on November 23rd, 2005

i had sex my dog on axident, i was on shrooms too LOL

oh and i let my cat lick my nut sack

Left by nonarky on November 23rd, 2005

I’m so incrediably gay, that when I fart, cum shoots out.

Left by Zcon10 on November 24th, 2005

I associated with a non-christian…..sorry…

Left by Chris on November 25th, 2005

I have sex with my teacher and Ii enjoy sucking my sisters pussy. lol.. j/k.

Left by jeckel on November 25th, 2005

I decided that everything about god is a peice of shit. Religion was first created to explain the unexplainable. Next it was to control the uncontrolable. Who’s afraid of jail, and kings? No one was, they were afraid of a all powerfull being who could always see them and they’re “sins”. All this I believe is true and for that I’ll surely go to hell if there is a god. If he ask me ” Peebles, r u sry for ur sins” I’ll say, “fuck no! u should’ve done a better job of showing me u existed, so now u can go fuck urself, I like Lucifer better anyway bitch.” And then I will be satisfied…

Left by peebles on November 25th, 2005

I killed 3 chickens with my bare hands. Then killed a church full of mormons. Poor, Poor chickens. They tasted good though.

Left by leif on November 25th, 2005

i now whower you lol

Left by Avarik on November 25th, 2005

Jesus fucked me while he ate a baby.

Left by Crystal on November 26th, 2005

I smoke weed ROFLCOPTORMAO!!!

Left by Marc on November 27th, 2005

i was behind the LOLLERCAUST.

NOT HITLOLR.

Left by Liza on November 27th, 2005

I was a guy lol i had my dick cut off and made in to a pussy LMAO! its totaly fun i put a jesus statue in it and pissed on him HEHE !$# LOL

Left by Jenny on November 28th, 2005

I make hot sex with cacti and one time I ate a taco that wasn’t baptized and THEN I made girl faps while watching The never ending story…… And jesus if you’re watching, stop calling me house, I told you its over!

Left by Moggy on November 28th, 2005

I beat down a nigger and built the exploding rubix cube….

Left by Dickbutt on November 29th, 2005

I continuously reassure my parents that I am a virgin, when really I let him fuck me raw.

Left by her on November 29th, 2005

JESUS HAS NICE ABS AND I WANT TO CUM ALL OVER THEM LOL!

Left by LeBrier on November 30th, 2005

I had sex with your grandmother. She goes off like a frog in a sock!!! LOL

Left by Boof on November 30th, 2005

I killed some Jews. Technically it wasn’t a sin, because they kind of owed it to Jesus. But unless they filled Jesus with fireworks and petrol to see what would happen afterwards, yeah, I’ve sinned. I also poked them with a stick, but I understand that happened to Jesus too.

Left by Hitler, LOL on November 30th, 2005

i cheated on my boyfriend while i was on vacation.

Left by spek on November 30th, 2005

I took a blow job from my girlfriend’s dad.

Left by Jackah on December 1st, 2005

all of you are stupid fags!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omgzers!

Left by Dipset on December 2nd, 2005

OMFG LOLZ THIS THAUGHT ME THE ART OF MSN LINGO LOLZZZZZ!!1Z!Z!

Left by bobby drake on December 2nd, 2005

Jesus touched me last night in my no-no spot. >:(

Left by Travis on December 3rd, 2005

Jesus sucks.

Left by S on December 4th, 2005

I killed fove baby seals with my bare hands.

Left by Seal Killer on December 4th, 2005

I had sex with a guy and his pig without being married while listening rock musik……I should go to hell

Left by jena on December 4th, 2005

I alsp had a threesom with my best friend and my boy friend… then my brother came join us……

Left by jena on December 4th, 2005

I stole someone’s panties.AND THEY WERE YOUR MOTHERS! LOL stfu.

Left by Kaylee on December 4th, 2005

I once gave a man sexual favors so I could go to the fair. =[

Left by Pork Chop on December 4th, 2005

I’m jesus.
Lol?

Left by Spasmodic on December 4th, 2005

I have pride. D:

Left by Alexzorz on December 4th, 2005

I was racist.

Left by double you tea eff on December 6th, 2005

i once shoplifted then wen i got caught i lifted the security guy’s balls and squeezed them til he was on the floor

Left by Lady Nade on December 7th, 2005

i totally fucked your mom last night

Left by LiS on December 7th, 2005

i touch little boys and im a priest at the catholic church

Left by philip on December 8th, 2005

I just mastuerbated! LOL!

Left by James on December 8th, 2005

I enjoy dead baby jokes LOL!!11

Left by Steve on December 8th, 2005

one time..i went to my dads house..and we did the dirty and i grabbed my dog and to did it doggy style and then..we went outside and i shot it and then i ate its organs and then i pissed on them and then i gave my brother head and then chopped his manhood off and ate it and then pissed on the remains and then..my mom came home and i ate her out and then i stuck a curling iron up her pussy while it was plugged in and she died and i pissed of her and then i choped one of my balls off and gave it to a needy child who was blind and then raped him telling him it was a sign from god and not be afriad..i then chopped his head off..and pissed on his body..i should go to hell…

Left by lilballs on December 9th, 2005

Eat this.

Left by Natal Rodiguez on December 9th, 2005

i have three penises which i beat off with my feet while my pett horse looks on. i love beastiality because my friends all like love me for it. i also have a friend named tinky wonka who is a midget and can eat out her own ass. i also have a friend whos name is walker who can suck pop like drinks. he likes it. i pour root beer in my a hole

Left by third legged man on December 9th, 2005

me and jesus had really hot sex last night. he buttfucked me while i fingered a horses bumbum and pouring milk all over my peepee

Left by poopeater? on December 10th, 2005

Jesus fed the multitudes
Holy bread and holy fish
Jesus rode into the holy city
Holy donkey, holy palm trees
Jesus turned water into wine
Holy barrels
Born of a virgin
Hail Mary

Jesus died on the cross
Jesus went to the tomb
Holy sacrifice
Holy grave
He preached on the mount
He taught in the temple
Holy sermon
Holy synagogue

Jesus paid His taxes
Holy coin
The dying woman reached out
Holy robe
Jesus dined with the Twelve
Holy communion
Jesus went to the bathroom
Holy shit

Left by Dave on December 11th, 2005

I was bored the other day so i went down the street and i saw a little boy. I slit his throught and i fucked the wound. Then his mum chased me with a broom. Then i went home a cryed like a little bitch.

Left by Tom on December 11th, 2005

I voted for bush and made tons of cash with my stocks wtf lolol !!!1!1

Left by jesuswtf on December 11th, 2005

I was in church on sunday! LOLZORZ
and a hymn came on ROFL n it sed ‘our god reigns’ repeatedly
I CUDN’T HELP MYSELF I HAD TO!
instead of ‘our god reigns’i shouted ‘i’ve got aids!’ very laud ROFLMAO OMFGWTFBBQ!!ROFLCOPTER

Left by Sayers on December 12th, 2005

I fucked a cow in the ass 2 days ago after cooking his testicles and putting them in my soup.

Left by Captain Rob on December 12th, 2005

captain rob raped me

0.o

Left by jormon on December 12th, 2005

I had sex with gay sharks..

Left by Lasareth on December 12th, 2005

Sometimes I like to dip my penis in mayonnaise and rub it all over children’s lips while taking a dump on a hot floppy boner.

Left by BillyBoy on December 12th, 2005

I got wanked off in a church by a priest dressed like a nun lol

Left by Deathstrike on December 13th, 2005

my friend: so you won’t tell anyone who I have a crush on?
me: nope
my friend: do you swear to god?
me: every damn day…OH! I mean, um , yeah , I swear I won’t tell…heehee

This convo really happened!

Left by anonymos on December 13th, 2005

I tell people at school that god can get fucked up the ass sideways without the benefit of lubrication….the look on their faces is fucking hilarious!!!

Left by anonymos on December 13th, 2005

I fuck myself with a big sharpie marker in the ass while masterbating…and I suck my dogs cock every night

Left by anonymos on December 13th, 2005

one time jesus came to my house and he was like knock knock, i was like whos there.. hes like Jesus, LOL. then we both laughed and he gave me a cake and left

Left by roflcopters on December 14th, 2005

I killed my son yesterday.

Left by God on December 15th, 2005

1. I’m an atheist.

2. I’m bisexual.

3. I masturbate.

4. I called Jesus a doody head.

5. I kick babies.

6. If I was a virgin mother like Mary, I would probably get an abortion.

7. I wonder what would happen if Mary fell down any stairs.

8. Do miscarriges count as abortions?

9. I killed a spider.

10. I ate it.

Left by Nami on December 15th, 2005

i dream of jeanie

Left by moob's on December 15th, 2005

im an emo & i like to sit in the dark and cry

yay for emo’s

Left by sad fucker on December 15th, 2005

I jerked off in communion lol

Left by Vakeh on December 17th, 2005

I jacked off to my older brother who waz watching gay porno.

Left by luvlmaonade on December 17th, 2005

I had gay sex with Captain Planet

Left by luvlmaonade on December 17th, 2005

I once boned your mom lolololololololololol

Left by Taco on December 18th, 2005

Sometimes…
I come…
In my eye.
O_O

Left by ok on December 18th, 2005

I ate all of Africa’s food in one night. True story.

Left by HSBC on December 18th, 2005

I sodomised my dog with a twig and smeared the poo poos on mummies pillow lol

Left by Bennett on December 18th, 2005

I dont wash my foreskin and make chicks eat my dick cheese Eheheee

Left by Troy on December 18th, 2005

I killed a man down in Reno, just to watch him die.

Left by Ketamine on December 18th, 2005

I lusted, lol.

Left by Cool guy on December 19th, 2005

I show my friend drawings of furry art, sex, etc… And claim I draw them. Even though I can draw I would rather show her someone elses with there names removed lol.

Left by Poo Gass on December 19th, 2005

I hate niggers.

Left by fuckhead on December 20th, 2005

j0 7h1s r0×0rz!!11 |)43m0nz ph43r /\/\y 1337 sk1llz!!1! c4n 3y3 h3lP j00?

Left by fg on December 20th, 2005

i am the guard of the holy smeg of jesus!lol!

jesus loves you

(but we think you’re an asshole)

Left by lem on December 20th, 2005

God molested me.
With his omnicient perviness.

Left by O_o on December 21st, 2005

I destroyed all the stars. I feel kinda bad about it. And by “bad”, I mean “like it was a lot of fun”.

Left by King of the Cosmos on December 21st, 2005

And the lord said, “SUCK IT BITCH!”…..cum never tasted to good

Left by Ryan on December 22nd, 2005

I’m typing this with one hand. The other is fingering my cat’s asshole.

Left by Nicole Moyer on December 22nd, 2005

I love it when animals shit on me. I just rub it everywhere. I WANT TO FEEL THE ANAL MESS OF GOD IN MY MOUTH!

Left by Moonunitoc on December 22nd, 2005

I rape people. I raped a weather girl and right after my friend killed her. My friend was high once and made a story about me being a rapist. Little does he know it’s all true.Later. I’m going after my friend later tonight, but what he doesnt suspect is that im jacking off while using his computer at the moment and also he doesnt suspect thati raped his mother and that i am going after my own father later and also i have rapped my house maid that no one know about she is going to die also but you do not know that much

Left by Evan Pepper on December 23rd, 2005

Everyday I check out my sister.I smell her bras and jerkoff while sniffing her panties.What is great about this is, NOBODY knows who I am. But I am serious. My sister is a hot little 16 year old, she has the tightest little ass I have ever seen.Man how I want to slide my cock into that tight little shitter.Fuck! I am going to jerkoff right now to a picture of her ass!

Left by CUNTY! on December 24th, 2005

BURN AND BURN IN HELL LMFAO

Left by shut up people on December 24th, 2005

I saw JESUS in a piece of toast. And then.. I was tempted to poke holes in it with my penis. And I did. LOL!112!!1121!!

Left by Vinnntage on December 24th, 2005

I’m Jack Thompson and get sex with Uwe Boll

Left by Jack Thompson on December 24th, 2005

I am a hatefull person
I hate:
Jews
Niggers
Asians
Spics
Arabs
Packie’s
Indians
Christians
Ect.

So if you are any of the above… Fuck you…Cunt.

Left by WFW on December 24th, 2005

I had anal sex with two hippies, then killed a few niggers just to see what one died first.

Then I used a baby to try and stop my car, it didn’t work, I ran over an old lady and her retarded grandson.

Left by WFW on December 24th, 2005

[sarcasm]like omfgzzzzzzz!!212!”1!1121!”!”!11
this webiste is like EFFING amazing !!”!”12!!” ROFLLL## lolzzzz

thanks babez !!”!”!11!1!!! [/sarcasm]

Left by alice on December 25th, 2005

I ate 47 baby sea turtles in front of their mother

Left by Jim bob poe k on December 25th, 2005

fuck u racists! why hack on someone just because they aint your fucked up hill billy race. Australia Rules StReTcH for Prime Minster

Left by stretch on December 26th, 2005

J00 4R3 4LL N3WBZ B3S1D3Z M3!!!11 Shut the fuck up. (:

Left by Michelle on December 26th, 2005

I once gave my friend baking soda and told her it was coke. We are no longer friends lol

Left by christi bwahahaha on December 27th, 2005

I like to kidnap children from orphanages and beat them to death with iron bars

Left by Dot on December 27th, 2005

omg i BLASTFEEMED rooflamatoo

Left by boorite on December 28th, 2005

I’m living in sin with boorite.

Left by ivytheplant on December 28th, 2005

i threw an old lady in a 20ft pool filled with 12 feet of viniger with no ladder so she drowned in a pool of vinager but as she was drowning she was throwing up due to the horrid smell/taste of vinager
i also ran throuh harlem ina kkk outfit LOL

Left by toshanfintle on December 28th, 2005

I’m a homosexual lol

Left by Arctures on December 29th, 2005

i shot jefree star.

really.

Left by sonny on December 29th, 2005

alright. stay with me here.
so get this, i was pearl diving and accidently got my ass sucked into the pool drain, my intestines sucked and unraveled out my ass and had to chew through them to free myself. sweet.

Left by abraham. on December 29th, 2005

well, i stabbed mr. slugo with a knife and ten i got sent to jaail lol

Left by Mr. Bill on December 29th, 2005

I organized an anti-jesus group to flame people from websites lol. I also was in the church the other day and I raped a little girl. I also went to eat that white jizz shit bread they have and I spat it on the priest’s face lol.I also had a joke of makjng an image of esus and that you would win a playstation 2 if you accepted him lol. And I masturbated a little girl who asked me to do it lol.And Im an asshole lol.

Left by Alex_Magnus on December 29th, 2005

I taped myself masturbating and opening my pussy to the size of a basketball lol. And threw it on the internet lol.

Left by Katie on December 29th, 2005

I went to dubbies today and ate eggs over a dead jew. I feel even worse knowing I also ate salami, creamcheese and falafel over the ashy corpse. Hail

Left by Hitler on December 29th, 2005

i’ve never said lol before lol

Left by conrad on December 29th, 2005

the kid who threw an old lasy in a pool is a fucking queer i heard that he made love to a girlwith down syndrome and used mayo as lube

Left by yeah on December 30th, 2005

I go gay for Jesus.

Left by Steve on December 30th, 2005

i love having gay sex with my lil bro XD he’s 6 and i’m 21/m LOL

Left by Nuvie on December 30th, 2005

i have a yeast infection

LOLOLOL

Left by omgz eat me now on December 31st, 2005

i got turned on by my douche

LOLOLOL

Left by omgz eat me now on December 31st, 2005

I think about lesbian women when my husband goes down on me

Left by Iliad on December 31st, 2005

lolz!!11 i was lyk chekin out dis boi and he lyk tuched my a$$ lolz!11!1shift+1/

Left by Your mother on December 31st, 2005

I convinced a man to become pope, then get a sex change operation so there could be a female pope… LOL

Left by Vijaya on December 31st, 2005

I tempt little 7 year old girls with candy from my van. The candy is poisoned. I take their bodies to my house, where I throw them in a pile. When I’m bored I fuck their lifeless corpses in every hole and drink the cum that falls out. I’ve raped 37 women but I let them all live because I come back to rape them again later lololol

Left by Brain Peppers on January 1st, 2006

I Killed Kennith Bigley

Left by Ryan on January 2nd, 2006

I love cake so much that i rub it on my dick

Left by Tom Aunger on January 2nd, 2006

today i watched teen clit lickers, i knew it was wrong but i did it anyway, and after that i had sex with the hole in my matress.

Left by Brandon on January 2nd, 2006

uhhh jesus had sex with me he gave me head and i gave him anal and then i gave him head it was so much fun:D

Left by ray on January 2nd, 2006

i got 0-61 at CS lol

Left by milano on January 3rd, 2006

i sucked a shemale’s cock

Left by milan0 on January 3rd, 2006

tha kid that made fun of the kid that did the grandma ina pool of viniger thing had sex with STEVE ISSA EWWWWWW1!!!!!!
thats gross ewwwwwwwwwww
lawl

Left by toshanfintle on January 3rd, 2006

I have just eaten a tin of sweetcorn and am now using a hook to fish it out of my arse lol

Left by nerd on January 4th, 2006

The pope stole my twinky so I hung him from yj rroof of St. Pauls by his ankles.

Left by doollally on January 4th, 2006

I just tricked Jesus into giving sexual healing to girl who pretended to be sick.

Left by Kasuka on January 4th, 2006

I went down to Osama’s homo-abortion-pot-and-commie-jizporioum, had sex with every orophice I could find in the room, and smoked and ounce of Dank. Forgive my transgresions. Or whatever. Don’t. I dont care.

Left by PrinceMongo on January 4th, 2006

I analy raped your mother while pouring sugar in your gas tank

my bad

Left by Matt G on January 4th, 2006

I love children!!! I didnt molest them, I made love to them

Left by Micheal Jackson on January 4th, 2006

I fucked a baby panda while getting high and watching a scooby doo marathon LOLZ

Left by Andy Hercules on January 4th, 2006

I’m eating a fetus off of a silver plate

Left by Jesus 123 on January 4th, 2006

I like shemales

Left by N00b on January 5th, 2006

i fucked you jesus…in the anus while you where on the cross…kinkiest time of my life…except when i raped that mary bitch…she isnt virgin anymore LOLZZZZ!

Left by jim on January 5th, 2006

i just skull fucked a whole convent of nuns

Left by chad on January 6th, 2006

“Remember, you can’t get into Heaven with Sin!”
Huh? Then where do all the Christians go?

Left by Chim1313 on January 6th, 2006

Jesus touches me sexually
lol

Left by Matthew on January 7th, 2006

I am a fetus and I aborted myself!!11 LOLZ

Left by jimbeam on January 7th, 2006

I need to confess. I viewed this site. And laughed my skinny white agnostic ass off.

Thank you guys…

hahahaha

Left by Jesse on January 8th, 2006

LOL 1 jus7 sp3rm4fr0$t3d j3$uS t0 teH cr0s$!!!!!!LMAONADE!!! W/ LEMONS HAHAHA>!!!

Left by DAVE HENDERSON on January 8th, 2006

I started bird flu lol. lyk, soz!1

kthxbi

Left by Big Bird on January 8th, 2006

I killed a girl, sharpened a crucifix, then used it to carve a nazi swastika into her chest which I then preceeded to urinate on.

Left by Elias on January 8th, 2006

i like the smell of my farts

Left by susie butt plug on January 10th, 2006

I sodomized a goat….and imagined I was fucking jesus..

Left by RoffleCopter on January 10th, 2006

IM PAUL MARTIN

Left by Tyler on January 10th, 2006

LaWl i aSked A/S/l to my bEst matE and stuff!

Left by Tom Aunger is Gay on January 11th, 2006

this website is gross!!!1

Left by your mom on January 11th, 2006

I T-bagged your mom, lol!

Left by ROFL Jesus on January 13th, 2006

youre gross if you dont like it then dont come here

Left by sarah on January 14th, 2006

I turned the church’s crucifix upside down, drew pentagrams across the walls, poured alcohol into the holy water, and urinated on the statue of Jesus. Not to mention pileing the bibles and burning them with a molotov cocktail.

Left by lmaonaise on January 14th, 2006

ASL????

lol im a pervert

Left by Sarah on January 14th, 2006

I’m actually the real Jesus.
lol

Left by Sarah on January 14th, 2006

I leik men? lol ? ? ? if i am gay that means ur dad is too lol?

Left by Lollolrofllmao on January 15th, 2006

I raped Jesus when he was drunk OMGZAY.

Left by Eleventysix on January 17th, 2006

I’m agnostic and wish to try out Gay Fuel. Heard it was expensive. =/

Left by LOL internet on January 17th, 2006

I’ve told everyone i’m the messiah and now i’m getting killed! BRB!

Left by Jesus on January 17th, 2006

I just killed a woman in the shower, than took her dead, bloody body into the nearest 3-way intersection in our small town, and took picture while various automobiles took turns flattening her like a pancake. I then froze her remains in a freezer in the basement, and plan on feeding her to starving children in the near future.

Left by God our Father on January 18th, 2006

I LIKE PEE PEES, LOL!

Left by lolzzdzs on January 18th, 2006

This one time.. me and Jesus went to a gay bar…

Left by Mitch on January 18th, 2006

i visited this site.
such a sin.
lol!

Left by heidi on January 18th, 2006

Sticks and stones may break my bones
but whips and chains excite me
Tie me up and throw me down
show me that you like me…

*shrug* Jesus says it’s bad… but I know it is oh so good.

Left by Samantha on January 18th, 2006

my grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand father is the one who helped jesus change water into wine… he just switched the bottles :’(…lol

Left by BIG - Gin on January 19th, 2006

I like to watch retard people have sex.

…am i alone?

Left by SLUT on January 19th, 2006

O RLY!!?1?!!?1/1!?

Left by Emily. on January 19th, 2006

I have a little man in my closet named “Surly” that I “practice” on. He only speaks russian and no one else knows about him. His balls look like Clint Eastwood. He likes to jiggle them at me when I’m trying to sleep.

Left by DICKS AND COCKS DICKS AND COCKS on January 20th, 2006

jesus sucked my we-we

319 GOODJOB!

Left by Me on January 20th, 2006

jesus had his way with me in the action hole

Left by nick on January 21st, 2006

OMFG! I eat noobles! My best score on DoD:S was 45 – 12. I make bad grades in college and tell my parents I’m a B student! I have 100gigs of porn 15gigs of it is furry porn! I lie to everyone so much I believe them myself! Help me Jebus! LOLLERSKATES!

Left by dfgj on January 21st, 2006

i did a poo outside and then watched a bird eat it lol

Left by steamloller on January 21st, 2006

I FANCIED KENNITH BIGLEY ROFLROLFOLLFOFLOLOFR

Left by PETER KAY on January 22nd, 2006

J3Sus WAs L1YkE On2 DaT3h Cr0ss LykE, &I ARaBi1aN Go0Gl3D HiS FaC3 RO()flL’kegS? A/S?l 17/MUK – L1kes 2 ChAT, ROmAjnTiC, Lo0king FOr Go00D T1m3 LOLOLOLOLOL!11110one Alt+f4

Left by PETER KAY on January 22nd, 2006

I poop too much

Left by JC on January 22nd, 2006

Satan had sex with me. OmGfLol!one!

Left by Mari on January 22nd, 2006

father…i have sined. i drank caffine. OH GOD SAVE ME! IVE POLLUTED MY TEMPLE!!!

Left by teh_new_pope on January 23rd, 2006

everyone in here has to kill themselves… you people are making fun of your own god… even if you dont believe that jesus is your god, no respect to someone who obviously saved lives? thats sad just repent

Left by Chris_topher on January 24th, 2006

i use to look at nun porn

Left by f0rd on January 24th, 2006

I voted for george w bush, and i liked it

Left by Megan on January 25th, 2006

you guys are a very funny people just like the jews, christians, alquida and many other organizations…. that like to commit genocide lol but you guys are better than that so your good… but the funniest out of all those people up there is hitler becuz he was the one that no one liked lol

Left by Strife7k on January 25th, 2006

I’m a pedophile and i am 22 yrs old and i have sex with 12 and 13 yr old girls…….and i fuck dogs and my brother….i like his cock alot.

Left by Andrew King on January 26th, 2006

i sometime wear lacy red panties when i go out in public and nothing else

Left by Ryan Blankenship on January 26th, 2006

is it blasphemy to rub your dick on a bible? What if it’s a girl bible?

Left by 1 on January 26th, 2006

I think Mary is hot, I wonder if she’ll make any tapes?

Left by ZoloftCasserole on January 26th, 2006

I sexed up Satan. LOL?!

Left by Memous on January 26th, 2006

I THINK U GUYS R DISCUSTING U THINK THAT GOD IS SOME KINDA JOKE WELL HE AINT..HE IS MY SAVIOR AND I THINK THAT U GUYS SHOULS PAY MORE RESPCT TO WUT U SAY CUZ IT REALLY NOT FUNNY ITS INSULTING!!!!!

Left by angel on January 26th, 2006

i have a fetish for fruit apples are the best i cut a hole in the aple and slide my dick inside once i got stuck and had to call the paramedics they just laughed we they saw how little my dick was

Left by Jimmy Kline on January 27th, 2006

i fucked a midget in an alley one time he was dressed as moses

Left by Coty Vandyke on January 27th, 2006

Jesus said he loved me, then I found out he only said it so I’d sleep with him.

Left by Loller on January 27th, 2006

wtf??
jesus is gay!!!!!
my sin is that I funked all of yo mama’s in their asses!!!1
oh yeah i am 31337 and u r all n00bs!!!!!!!!!!!
pwnd:)

Left by mother fokker on January 27th, 2006

lol jesus is still gay! lol

Left by mother fokker on January 27th, 2006

my confession i killed the entire cast of happy days using nail guns post hole diggers jack hammers knives and bull whips oh so kinky lol

Left by BLEEP on January 27th, 2006

Whats worse than 9/11? the holocaust lol. I just smoked me some jews by wah? LAWL. WWJD? children.

Left by Brandon on January 27th, 2006

i fucked my grandma in the ass while i was dressed like a french maid

Left by Robert on January 27th, 2006

for the last 10yrs. or so i have killed drifters in my area i tortured them then after death just before they went stiff i had anal sex with them.i also ate the maggots and flies that would gather on the body mmm mmm gooood!!!!i expecially like sticking my dick in their ass while rotating it around

Left by Robert on January 27th, 2006

i murdered a crack whore

Left by Robert on January 27th, 2006

im gay LOL

Left by zeus on January 28th, 2006

My Girlfreind Swallows

Left by Mooch on January 29th, 2006

Jesus touched me in my bathing suit places- *and I kinda liked it*

Left by Cortney on January 30th, 2006

i got raped by the 3 wise man… lofl

Left by Jesus on January 30th, 2006

Forgive me father, for I have sinned.
I hit a dog on my way to church. But I kept going because animals don’t have souls.
After that the preacher said I should do a hail Mary.
Instead i stuck a rosary in his eye.
Later I went to the bar and got shitfaced. I came home and made harsh love to my wife. When I finished up I turned on the lights to find my daughter.
She has the body of a 16 year old gymnist.
I can’t stop cumming in her cereal every morning now.
So…like 8 hail Marys should cover this up with the Big Man. Right?

Left by truth on January 31st, 2006

YOUR SITE ROCKS

Left by JAMMY on February 1st, 2006

I’m an Atheist, and my gf is a Mormon. What’s the odds? LOL!!!!

Left by Matt on February 1st, 2006

perhaps the one that needs to confess is u Kris

Left by Henry on February 2nd, 2006

I like flew a kamekazie plane into a monestary and cut all da peeoples up with my bitching Samurai Sword!

then i blew up a submarine filled with mormons. but only half blew it up so they could sink to the bottom and run out of air. and get eaten by octopusses

Left by Jewbacca on February 3rd, 2006

I copped a Jew in ‘86.

Left by Neo-Nazi on February 4th, 2006

REPENT YE SINNERS LOL

Left by a on February 5th, 2006

I’m french …
Save me jesus !

Left by Wegr on February 5th, 2006

i got turned on reading your confessions

Left by lolzorz on February 5th, 2006

i once stumbled onto the set of the a team and set fire to a shed and gave myself 3rd degree burns… mr T pittied me so hard i melted

Left by mr embarrassed on February 5th, 2006

I told a missionary i was a satanist. Sorry jesus, lol.

Left by Sponge on February 6th, 2006

I ate a anal fin.

Left by Blahhahaha on February 7th, 2006

I STOLE SEVERAL PAIRS OF MY GIRLFRIENDS SISTERS PANTIES———HER SISTER IS ONE YR YONGERTAHN MEEE

PS;ISTOEL 1 BRA TO ROFLTEHPW0NZ

Left by LOLCKAE on February 7th, 2006

i dont beleave in jesus. or anythign for that fact.

Left by david on February 7th, 2006

fuck religion

bunch of bullshit

GO ATHEISTS!!!

jesus pwns all tho

Left by JESUS on February 9th, 2006

i said ‘d*mn’

Left by natan on February 9th, 2006

I drunk 5 bottles of vodka and watch every day bob squarepants. rolf…

Left by Poison Jam on February 10th, 2006

i dream ’bout givin oral sex to my pussycat while he is smookin catpin and my sis still suck my anusand my balls

Left by Fucky LoL on February 10th, 2006

i fucked ur mom =P

Left by Billy on February 11th, 2006

I came here

Left by Robby on February 11th, 2006

i shot a cow,
ate a lemon,
i said wow,
im in heaven.
than i saw,
that dad was gay,
punched his jaw
he said “way”.
pinche hoto,
i have sinned.
yes im a mojo,
livrin in
the recycle bin

Left by raul on February 11th, 2006

i love eating a girl’s pussy while she plays with mine!!! LOL

Left by sexy bitch on February 13th, 2006

I Kiss Girls,
and love Sadism.

Left by Missie on February 13th, 2006

i fucked jesus in the ass with a knife lol omg lol

Left by jesus christ on February 13th, 2006

I masterbated!!!

Left by Chris on February 13th, 2006

i get off to harry potter… and i’m a 26 year old dude.

Left by Peter on February 14th, 2006

I only love Jesus because I am taking a break from Ninjas.

Left by Justin Timberlake on February 14th, 2006

i lost my virginity while i was only 7 months old.

Left by gavin on February 14th, 2006

Sometimes, When I’m Alone, I Google Myself!

Left by Byte on February 14th, 2006

I wiped out an entire Eastern European ethnic group, lolbiscuits!1!!

Left by Bryan on February 14th, 2006

Dear Jesus, I would like a bicycle and a Sodomy Sam Action Figure with Gapping Asshole Action for Christmas. Love, Satan.

Left by Stompy on February 14th, 2006

I love to touch myself in naughty ways

Left by Yayo on February 16th, 2006

Leave me alone, i’ve got a beard!

Left by Jesus on February 16th, 2006

I love this site and visit it constantly during IT lesosns while I attend my catholic school lol

Left by Grym on February 17th, 2006

Im satan and you can kind guess what ive done. oh and i fucked your mama

Left by Satan on February 18th, 2006

I have sex with food products.

Left by Pooter. on February 18th, 2006

my cat was sleeping in my shirt. i guess it woke up cuz it dived in and started to bite my nipple LOLOL

but i liked it so i bit hers too
LOLZOJDFAS;LKFJA ;DD

Left by lollivamp on February 18th, 2006

SOMETIMES,
sometimes,
i try to put my dick in my ass.

umm.
LOLOLOLLFSDJFOSAFOLOLOLOLOLXCORE!!!!11213

Left by Andy on February 18th, 2006

i eat babies and kick puppies. i like kicking puppies.

Left by lawliepop on February 19th, 2006

I came for your sins.

Left by sinistersilence on February 20th, 2006

I slept with my girlfriend’s sister, after sleeping with her for 11 months. Her sister was better, so i dumped her, and broke both of their hearts.

Im 18, they are both 16.

and Im still single.
and im going clean.
i wont lose my virginity anymore, ok?
thanks.

Left by unlimited on February 22nd, 2006

i sodomized a billy goat and then had sex with my brother while giving a creampie to my own mother as i shit in my dad’s mouth while spitting blasphemous saying to gods and eating a 69” cock as i touch my weiner

Left by penisface on February 22nd, 2006

i listen to kirk franklin,thats evil enough

Left by doodoo on February 22nd, 2006

I wanted to marry Armin Meiwes, the German cannibal… Who knows? Maybe he could change one day, dont you think??? Loooooool.

Left by sugarheelsdaqueenofdjs on February 23rd, 2006

omg, we have a morman radical group at our college, so when they were on break we stole their poster of jesus and used a sharpy to add an eye patch and pirate hat. it was awesome…

Left by daniel on February 24th, 2006

I get boners when I think of mathematics.

Left by Sinner on February 24th, 2006

I said sex with Jesus. It was amazing.

Left by Chelsea F on February 24th, 2006

yeah well i smeared peanut butter and had my mom lick it off, is that wrong?

Left by momamiablojob on February 24th, 2006

i touch my self at night

Left by Daniel on February 24th, 2006

i’m a devout pupil of the lord. and he approves the fucking hell out of this site. people should gtfo their pews and live the life god gave them rather than wait for that final “reward”. it’s a joke any of them think they’ll be rewarded for the pathetic pining they pass off as growth, learning and worship.

Left by melk on February 25th, 2006

I’m hanging out with Austin

Left by JesusCrust on February 26th, 2006

I kissed another girl.

Left by mini muffin on February 27th, 2006

I framed roger rabbit

Left by Spenser on February 28th, 2006

i pwn3d this one n00b so hard! Then i killed him… IN TEH GAMEZOR!!! ROFLMAOZOR! ROFLCOPTER!

Left by Billy on February 28th, 2006

I love to rip the flesh off of ehtiopians while bashing in the skulls of newborns while they burn in a bon fire.I like to beat malnurished children and force them to suck the shit from my brown eye.I love the sound of their skulls cracking,it gets my fucking juices flowing.I sit at home every day and stare at suffering children while playing classical music and eating dead nigger titties.I called the american christians fund and asked for a picture of an african child,I pissed on the picture and prayed for him to be torn apart as his parents cum all over his bed and belongings.Then,after doing so,they would sodomized his lifeless shell and blow scat all over his face while slitting the throats of fetuses.

Left by Kain on March 1st, 2006

I GET PREGNANT JUST SO I CAN HAVE ABORTIONS SO I HAVE SOMETHING TO TAKE PICTURES OF TO USE IN MY PRO-LIFE PROPAGANDA.

Left by Mydixiewrecked on March 1st, 2006

Well……..I went insane and alomost destroyed my school……..and abought to kill my friends and get vengence of the murdere who killed my friends older bro…….and i exploded a kitty and………..yeah.

Left by Justin on March 1st, 2006

I CHEW ON MY TONGUE!

Left by play on March 1st, 2006

i just pwned the devil. reet hxc

Left by the lord and savour on March 2nd, 2006

I still can’t vouch that all the children I bore since He rescued me are His…

Left by Mrs.Jesus on March 2nd, 2006

i planned 9/11 lawl

Left by Ur Mum Lawl on March 3rd, 2006

rofl i booked 2 first tickets to alshiftz,rofl was the best,nice beach lawl shame bout the food

Left by Leon Greeman on March 3rd, 2006

I shot the sheriff but I did not shoot the deputy

Left by Savage on March 3rd, 2006

I masturbate to GOATSE!

Left by yomomma on March 4th, 2006

i coveted my neighbor, and got caught

Left by chad on March 4th, 2006

i once felt woozy and then fainted in a church becauese im so evil. i root dogs in the ass. i once jerked off from a hotel balcony onto some chick down below and she was looking up like it was a bird!

Left by grog on March 4th, 2006

I hate people.

Left by john on March 4th, 2006

anal shotgun lol

Left by jesxor on March 4th, 2006

i bought a jew a can of easy off for christmas

Left by Mierz on March 6th, 2006

I have a huge crush on my psychiatrist
LOL OMFG WTF??!!11 ROFL

Left by Kris on March 7th, 2006

my friend jeff exner came on to me, so i beat the shit out of him

Left by Mierz on March 7th, 2006

I set the girl’s locker room bench on fire
LAWL

Left by Kris on March 7th, 2006

I once rip a carebear’s nipples with my 6-pointed David’s star shuriken.

Oh, And I’m Gay.

WITH FETUS IN FETUS L0LZ LMAO OMFG!!!

Left by Mustafa teh Analdeglutator on March 7th, 2006

i kill cats

Left by liz on March 8th, 2006

I fucked a pie like in american pie, but the thing is, the pie was out of LSD, so i got hallucinations, so it looked like i was sucking a squirrel

Left by teh_gay on March 9th, 2006

I did (by mistake) forget to close the door to my toilet yesterday, and I had shit all over, so it smelled like diarrea in my entire house for over an hour!

Left by teh_gay on March 9th, 2006

I walked around for half a day with a rotten apple on teh end of my cawk.

Left by Jesus on March 10th, 2006

My wallet says Bad MotherFucker LOL!!11!!one!!!

Left by Stan on March 11th, 2006

Im g3y, lol

Left by JewBoy on March 12th, 2006

im in love with a stripper

Left by Jeff on March 13th, 2006

Jesus makes me horny lawlz

Left by lawlz on March 13th, 2006

I FUCKED JEHOVAH IN DA ASS LOLZ!1

Left by Cole on March 13th, 2006

the dead fetus on my face got raped by jesus

Left by caveman on March 13th, 2006

i thought about slapping all the dicks on here.

Left by otw on March 14th, 2006

i violated kenny’s sweet virgin ass.

Left by hax0r on March 14th, 2006

I shoved a crucifix in my girlfriends pussy once.

Left by Jordan on March 16th, 2006

I humped A Dog!

Left by Will on March 16th, 2006

I used to worship satan

Left by Lauren on March 17th, 2006

I just got touched by Jesus

Left by Sjollema on March 17th, 2006

I have an enema fetish!

Left by LOL on March 17th, 2006

I once let my aunt’s dog eat me out. Then she came home and the dog licked her face.

Left by Yeah on March 17th, 2006

I’m in love with a female relative even though I have a boyfriend.

Left by lucem ferre on March 18th, 2006

You guys all are dumbass. Why the fuck would you make this. Screw you all. Go to hell you are all Fagets.

Left by Craig I hate you all on March 18th, 2006

GO TO HELL!!

Left by Craig I hate you all on March 18th, 2006

YOU HEARD ME TO HELL!!!!!!!!

Left by Craig I hate you all on March 18th, 2006

You guys are the biggest fagets i’ve ever known. To who ever made this site you are the biggest complete dumbass in hell.

Left by Craig I hate you all on March 18th, 2006

DUDE, You are one pathetic mother fucker.

Left by OMFGGAY on March 18th, 2006

i fucked my friends WIFE in a graveyard…. save me jebus

Left by Fieldy Snutz on March 18th, 2006

LOL I MASTURBATE TO BESTIALITY AND LEMONPARTY NIGHLTLY! lolJesus, forgive me!

Left by matt on March 19th, 2006

I’m an Undead “Shadow” Priest in World of Warcraft

Left by Ardzao on March 19th, 2006

im pretty much the gayest thing ive ever seen

Left by richard minner on March 20th, 2006

hey craig….. why did you bother signing up? dumb virgin jesus freak. awesome site btw!
8====D 0:
the peepee goes in your mouth craig… cuz ur a bitch.

Left by good wood on March 20th, 2006

…and you misspelled faggots there bud… LOLROFLCOPTER n00bxor!!!!1!!111 I

Left by good wood on March 20th, 2006

I fucked my son LOL

Left by Daddy on March 21st, 2006

Forgive me father for I have sinned…

I touched myself repeatedly in teh special place when reading this site.

Left by Verone on March 21st, 2006

I joined a gay gang bang, had some waffles, sucked some cock, fucked some guys and also burned a bible while pissing on it.

Left by Its not GOD its Jizzuz on March 22nd, 2006

I have a gerble in my ass still i am pretty sure he is dead i havn’t felt him scrath in a while

Left by Chad on March 23rd, 2006

But uh, hell rocks.

Left by OMFGGAY on March 23rd, 2006

lol I hate niggers. I suck cock. Qdev is my gay gloom server for planetgloom. Quake2 is my life and R1CH is my gay lover. Everybody else is retarded! lol retard retards

Left by Echon on March 26th, 2006

I still breastfeed…from my gran. I

Left by lum on March 27th, 2006

I’m a chronic masturbator.

Left by Penguin on March 28th, 2006

ROFL!!!! i love this site soo much. and uhh i masterbated my uncle while he was fucking a goat in teh ass. Then we cut teh goats head off and drank it’s blood. ^_^ it was fun.

Left by that guy on March 28th, 2006

rofl troffles.

Left by Rofl Ca Doffle on March 29th, 2006

I JUST GOT DONE h4xing a game teee heee heeee

Left by lol on March 29th, 2006

OK real this one time i was babysitting these two hot young girls in my neighborhood i paid them each 20 bucks to eat each other out and give me head they were 12 and 14

Left by Jabez on March 30th, 2006

omg, im me, help me jebus!

Left by Satan on March 30th, 2006

God… I’m sorry..
I just yelled at you, and called you a bitch.. SOOO sorry! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ;)

Left by Sweet666 on April 2nd, 2006

well how can i start :’( i told all the catholic kids @ my school that they’re priest might touch them in bad places :’( so they through rocks at me and i cried and cut my emo wrists :’(

Left by laveyLOL on April 2nd, 2006

I crucified Jesus, LOLROFLLMAO!

Left by lisa on April 5th, 2006

i suck my own ass ROFLCOPTER!!11!

Left by cheesehead on April 5th, 2006

I went to this website and i love it!

Left by Doublewide on April 5th, 2006

i farted.

Left by Kayla on April 5th, 2006

damn.. I had sex with my husband brother.. and father.. and best friend.. and with 9 of 10 colleague.. and.. ah, yeah, also with the butcher and his 3 sons.. at the sime time.. well, I thinks it’s all!

Left by XXX (can I be anonimous, please?? damn!!) on April 9th, 2006

I set the Danish Cartoons as the wallpaper on my college’s computers. And the Muslim staff burnt down the college and murdered all the Cristian students LOL!

Left by yosh on April 13th, 2006

I wanna kill my dog, she saw me naked. and my dad too.

Left by reeki on April 13th, 2006

im not funny, but i still send things to this website and hope that i am

Left by Dweebledee on April 13th, 2006

i showed my friend how to got to a naughty website. he was 7. then we went to spank the monkey.com and he peeed his pants. i had to clean it up

I also peeed in the sink once, and i did it on the bathroom wall in skool, and in da garbage 2

Left by Dweebledee on April 13th, 2006

i have a large cervix

Left by nate meek on April 13th, 2006

I burned a Blink 182 CD and danced around its flames rituallistically while eating someone out and having fantasies about a 1/3 Black, 1/3 Asian, 1/3 Mexican Jesus with tits…..

Left by J.R. on April 13th, 2006

i think this site is so goddamn funny!! i am sinful. !1!111!!

Left by Me on April 14th, 2006

*Faps on Jesus’s leg*

OH SHIT.

SORRY.

Left by Lazlo on April 14th, 2006

You guys are a bunch of fucking dicks.

Left by your mom on April 14th, 2006

FUCK ALLAH. MUSLIMS ARE FUCKING TERRORISTS. ISLAM IS A TERRORIST ORGINIZATION NOT A RELIGION

Left by yosho on April 14th, 2006

lol Yosho!

Left by Satan on April 14th, 2006

You removed my Islam comment. whoever owns this site is shit scared of muslims! Muslims control you!

Left by Yosho on April 14th, 2006

make jesus jokes but don’t dare to mention precious “allah”

Left by Yosho on April 14th, 2006

oh man i just had a massive orgy with nuns. I summed all over there face and then my girlfriend came and saw it. So she started to get mad at me and i shoved my cock so deep down her throat she choked and died. Man i feel good about it all too. oh yea

Left by Satan on April 14th, 2006

We find great pleasure and amusement in this site .. everyday.
ROFL

Left by KiaSessha on April 15th, 2006

Dam.. I Just Killed A Child.. OMFG.. it was a accident.. I Gave It A Big Hug.. And Then Hes Back Broke.. And he died..
SHIT HAPPENS:`(

please forgive me God and Jesus

Left by HADES on April 15th, 2006

I WAS HAVEING HAWT LESBO SEXXX W/ MARY AND JESUS WAS TRYING TO ANAL ME. I WAS LIKE NOOOOOOOOO U FAG. IT WAS ALL ON WEBCAM.

Left by Ohyeah on April 15th, 2006

i started the holocaust

Left by Judas on April 16th, 2006

dear jesus, i know that you love me and want me to be happy, but the only way to be happy is through whackin it and promiscuous sex! i knew youd understand lolz!

Left by alex on April 17th, 2006

I have had thoughts of killing a person and spreading their
entrails on their own lawn, and blaming it on my dog…..
LOL

Left by Sacreligious Chick on April 17th, 2006

Um i smokes a joint once
and I sucked some cocks
and i shoved some dildoes in my butt
and i stole my mom’s vicodin
and i overeat evryday
and I once put peanut butter on my balls and let a dog lick it off
and i stole all kinds of shit
and I tried to seduce a 14 yr old boy
and I like horsecocks
and dogcocks
and i think I might actually be straight

Left by fuckoff on April 17th, 2006

oh jebus… your such an ass…
yet people worship you…
help me be more like you, you SOB!

Left by Siyue on April 18th, 2006

hi jesus, lol

Left by Jesus LOL on April 18th, 2006

I..Tached miny yung childrin and forsed dem to suk mi bigg throbin jewwish kawk, meinly yung girllz but I dun min da bois.

but sekz plix.

I evn mad G0D giev mi hed
cuz im Jesus,lol.

Left by LolJesus on April 19th, 2006

jesus is a sick perv and he touched me in my private place and then i killed him HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL

Left by jobes666 on April 19th, 2006

jesus is a fag he likes it in the pooper and he likes to sleep with little kids.LOL

Left by jobes666 on April 19th, 2006

I kicked a pigeon n enjoyed it lol

Left by ragu on April 20th, 2006

I took Sweet666’s mother out to a nice seafood dinner and never called her again…

Left by Dissent on April 20th, 2006

I have a 4 inch penis, when erect.. im so sorry god.. so sorry.

Left by Josh Mcglawhorne on April 20th, 2006

/\ just kidding jebus, i love u

Left by Josh Mcglawhorne on April 20th, 2006

Stole part of a pillar from a 15th century monastry.

Left by Sugarfreehenno on April 20th, 2006

One day my 11 year old sister went out for a whole day of bastketball practice for a big game and came home at 11:00 really tired so at 3:00 that night I went to her room and pulled off all her clothes and touched her vaginia and stuck my middle finger in it. Then one day when she was 18 I introduced her to beers but she tried to drink as much as me, an expirienced drinker and when she got home she got really drunk and slept right away when she got home so that night I took off all her clothes agian and I fucked her but I forgot my condom and she became pregnant.

Left by Tommy on April 21st, 2006

i think im in heaven and its located in my girls sweet cunt with my crotch inside, now i understand the sweet feeling of heaven now cause ive been a virgin until now ha lol

Left by ivan on April 22nd, 2006

I think this fad is dying out.. =\

Left by whydoyouwannaknow on April 22nd, 2006

i fell off my chair and laughing at your pics than my DOG started to laugh it was creepy!!!!!

Left by shelby on April 23rd, 2006

I killed a muslim lol

Left by David on April 23rd, 2006

I jobbied my pants lol

Left by Cheddar cheese on April 23rd, 2006

There is no god

Left by NµLL on April 24th, 2006

I’m A Homo =D

Left by Michael on April 25th, 2006

I committed suicide, LOL

Left by Dan on April 25th, 2006

i hit a parked car with my car cos i was feeling reckless

Left by freddie on April 25th, 2006

i almost made out wiht a 13 year old girl when i was 17 LOL

Left by JeSuSfUcKeDmE on April 25th, 2006

i have iritable bowl…

Left by facefullofcunt on April 26th, 2006

i like it when men lick me

Left by she wishes on April 26th, 2006

I’m a MAN, baby!

Left by Ann Coulter on April 26th, 2006

Sean Hannity & I blow each other every chance we get!

Left by Ann Coulter on April 26th, 2006

Sometimes we get in a foursome with Bill O’Reilly & Geraldo!

Left by Ann Coulter on April 26th, 2006

i forced a teenaged prostitute to let me snarf cocaine arranged in circles around her nipples.

Left by ironbrown-antihack on April 27th, 2006

I installed shower heads for the Nazis. LOLOcaust!!!!!111 one one one

Left by Max on April 27th, 2006

I love little boys almost as much as I love little boy penis…

Left by Chris Ewald on April 27th, 2006

I want Peter’s sister… wait that is my sister LOL!!!

Left by Peter Forte on April 27th, 2006

patty poo is a pussy

Left by zach on April 29th, 2006

richard likes monkey schlongs

Left by zach on April 29th, 2006

I pee jesus in the shower. lol

Left by Sway on April 30th, 2006

I smoke, i drink, i masturbate, i have sex, i’m atheist and generally against all religion, i like black metal and any other metal band with similar lyrical content, such as Deicide

Left by Psychaos on April 30th, 2006

Jesus gave me AIDS lol

Left by Karen on April 30th, 2006

I just raped Mary, lol, Soz.

Left by Div658 on April 30th, 2006

I beat maa dogg i hope jesus dang forgive mee.I done badd I done realll baddd

Left by jigged jeBus on April 30th, 2006

I’m so sorry jesus but i made toast….and ate it, I MUST BE A TERRIBLE PERSON

Left by jigged jeBus on April 30th, 2006

i killed you jebus!!!!

Left by hhh on April 30th, 2006

i’m goth, lol

Left by Jack on May 1st, 2006

mommy and daddy told me that sex before marriage was bad but god told me to go ahead and fuckin do it anyway!

Left by sick&twistedsister on May 1st, 2006

i know that people tell you that it isn’t nice to have sex before you get married but i said the fuckin hell with that i did it anyway and it was great the first time and for sure not the last!

Left by twistedheart on May 2nd, 2006

god has his own plan for all of us but no one knows weather these plans are good or bad so fuck it just do everything bad there is nothing wrong with that.

Left by twistedheart on May 2nd, 2006

I just teabagged the members of my family when they were asleep, lol.

Left by Biohazardous_snark on May 2nd, 2006

i peeled a banana. Then jacked off with the peel and shoved the banana up my asshole.

Left by Pyromainiac on May 3rd, 2006

I’m an atheist, LOL!!~

Left by Haplo on May 3rd, 2006

I accidentally killed my wife and unborn child when I went fishing.

Left by Scott Peterson on May 5th, 2006

I Know, the bible is written by Judas.

Left by Loadrunner on May 6th, 2006

i put a meerkat up my bum LOL

Left by NOELWOO on May 7th, 2006

LOLZ I’M GONNA LICK BALLZ THIS WEEKEND

BAHLZ?!?!?! LOLZ!!!!!

Left by Geraldine on May 8th, 2006

Forgive me father, for I have poked a badger with a spoon.

[original sin]

Left by Rasa on May 8th, 2006

no one knows all the shit i’ve been through the past month.. it’s been so hard to live in my house with my family. sometimes i wish i wasn’t born into this family.. mainly i wish i was a concrete road… so i can last forever.

Left by cal on May 8th, 2006

I invited Mother Theresa over to my house for dinner. When she arrived I had her sit down at the table and told her dinner would be ready soon. I then made sure all of the doors were locked. When I went back into the dining room she was praying. I told her to “cut that shit out!” Shocked, she looked up at me and was about to say something, but I was too quick for her. I proceeded to beat the living shit out of her, following that I decided what I was doing was wrong, I shouldnt be beating her…I should be ass-fucking her! And so I did, for several hours…Then, after I busted several nuts in her ravaged and bleeding asshole, I tied her up. I cut off all of her fingers, toes, and breasts one by one, and then fed them to her. Then I turned on the TV, pried her eyes open and made her watch kiddie-snuff films for days. After all of this I got kinda bored and just ripped her arms off and let her bleed to death.

Left by BobHope on May 9th, 2006

Me+You=Hawt secks. Yeah.

Left by Malissahmyeah on May 10th, 2006

I look at porn o_O does that means I’m evil?

Left by None on May 11th, 2006

jesus your hot feast on my nipples

Left by sarah on May 11th, 2006

I like zeb wills poo hole

Left by Daniel Holmes from Matamata, New Zealand on May 11th, 2006

well i was jerking of to my gay parents doing it when my younger brother walked by so i grabbed him and fucked him in his rectum then i killed him and hung him to dry while i continued to jerk off

Left by GReddy on May 11th, 2006

I once gave my frien toby head in my bio class LOL, iots funny cause we are bout boys,And gay boys at that hahaha lol rofl 0nt jo0 plax!!!!!!!111

Left by Jaden Park on May 12th, 2006

Forgive me father for I have sin.

Last night I came home from work late, and I found my wife reading the Koran. So I shot her and pissed on her dead corpse. But later I felt sorry, and I decided to give her some good lovin’

Left by Pope on May 12th, 2006

I eat fetuses.

Left by The Amanda! on May 12th, 2006

I’m a jew *runs off and cries for being born*

Left by jewboy on May 12th, 2006

When I was like 14, I was masturbating, and my seed shot up my nostril; however I cleansed it with a wet hanckerchief.

Left by MistaVega on May 13th, 2006

I anally raped everyone that put lol after their comments

Left by sinbad on May 13th, 2006

I’m queer… to the max.

Suck my cock bitches!

-Bazly

Left by Bazly on May 13th, 2006

i said lol…

Left by Marlene on May 14th, 2006

I lie 24/7.

Left by ...iu iyboi[b[o;b on May 14th, 2006

i shit in the christmas turkey and smiled as i watched my family eat it.

roflpus!

Left by Jimmy Tommy on May 15th, 2006

i had sex with a dead animal while it’s head was on fire

Left by jeff on May 15th, 2006

I fucked a pig, LOL!!1one

Left by Luco on May 16th, 2006

I had mad butt secks with you, Jesus. LOL.

Left by Tagansai on May 16th, 2006

i pee in the shower, LOLZ
ROFLMAO

Left by ttvenom on May 17th, 2006

Hello I’m Jesus and I’ve been drinking wine in heaven for the past 2000 years while I should’ve been hearing your prayers and all that shit. LOL Hope you guys didn’t start any wars without me ROFL! I WILL RECRUIT LEGIONS OF GOD WARRIORS AND PURGE THE EARTH LOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Left by Jesus on May 30th, 2006

I killed too much ppl tryin to save innocent lies

Left by Jesus on June 2nd, 2006

Whats that Jesus?
*click click*
Someones fallen down a well?
*Click click*
Lead me to em Jesus!

Left by PLAGUE on June 3rd, 2006

jesus mum isnt a vigin *wink wink

Left by SINNER 666 on June 3rd, 2006

Baaaa…. I peed on a cross.

Left by Baaa-sheep on June 3rd, 2006

i fucked my cousin lol

Left by ur mom on June 3rd, 2006

i like to rape my son.

Left by slamminsalmon on June 4th, 2006

i had sex in the baptism pool…during church.

Left by mirandel on June 4th, 2006

…oh and in the catholic confessional.

Left by mirandel on June 4th, 2006

the shampoo bottle says lather, rinse, repeat… only.. i don’t repeat. also i suck satan’s cock and i will enjoy doing it for eternity when i am rotting in hell.

Left by warrior of god on June 4th, 2006

i got a bum full of cum

Left by santosh gurung on June 5th, 2006

i submitted a loljesus pic days ago and it hasn’t been put up.. isn’t that technically a sin?

Left by sinistersilence on June 5th, 2006

OMFG I JUST GOT FUCKED IN THE ASS!11 ROLF!!1 ROLF!11one

Left by Marcos on June 5th, 2006

I sometimes position my penis so the cum hits me in the mouth, and it tastes like cotton candy. LMFAO ROFL

Left by Judas on June 6th, 2006