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Some religious fuckwad (or perhaps myspace) has taken control of the LOLJesus myspace page. If you see any weird bulletins coming down the pike from that direction, they ain’t coming from me…I can’t even login! The last time I could login, there were 50 messages in my inbox that said…

WHY DO YOU HATE JESUS SO MUCH?
WHY DO YOU HATE JESUS SO MUCH?
WHY DO YOU HATE JESUS SO MUCH?
WHY DO YOU HATE JESUS SO MUCH?

Then I was locked out.

Fortunately, I live in LA, and I know someone more powerful than God:

TOM

I should have this straightened out real soon! Till them, it looks like the lunatics are running the asylum!

Jay

12 Responses to “More Powerful Than God?”

Did you by chance use any false log in pages? someone may have gotten your password..But if you know tom…Youse fine >D…Explains why ya havent really responded to me though…>D

Now it says yo account go deleted..

And they still have to actually ASK why we hate jesus so much?

who cares, post more submissions!

myspace sucks and it made slayer sound like shit.

I have a few waiting for him..one sucked though >D

it may suck but it’s a good source of traffic for this site

I think so..I had loljesus on my top 8, so help spread the word.

yea wtf??? i was looking and looking for your myspace b/c i knew someone was gone. i’ll keep looking for you and hope your up soon.

“Fortunately, I live in LA, and I know someone more powerful than God:

TOM”

ha ha h ah hahah ha

Hey, WTF? I was also wondering who was missing from my top friends. Fucking snoodler bible thumpers! Go sick Tom on them! Come back to Myspace soon, LOLJesus!

yo everybody that would like to put us back on your 24…we would love to get the extra support. myspace pulls a lot of traffic to here.

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