
Fuckin’ rad Nick!
I guess Jesus digs some 2girlsonecup scat video too. Lawdey, lawd!
Thanks Sam!
From: xxxxxxxxxx [mailto:xxxxxx@hahaha.org]
Sent: Sunday, March 09, 2008 3:47 PM
To: jay@jqmedia.org
Subject: NOT HATEMAIL
Dear Jay,
As a devout atheist, i find your site funnier than anything else i’ve come across.
And, believe me, I look around ![]()
But, when i see the hatemail on your site, my period of unstoppable laughter comes to an end.
So, after many weeks of torture, i have decided to take action.
This next paragraph is VERY quotable:
To all the Hatemailers:
Name me one religion that doesnt preach total conformism.
Name me one religion, one SECT of religion, that doesnt have a definite end (heaven/hell and such.)
Name me one religion which allows the advancement of science through ‘unethical’ dappling in the unknown. (note the sarcasm on ‘unethical’)
These are all impossible tasks. Now i’ll make it easier for you – I’ll do these myself:
Name one problem caused by religion – TERRORISM
Name one war fought over religion – THE CRUSADES
Name one way in which the Christian Church is hypocritical: PRIESTS FUCK LITTLE BOYS.
Name one extortion method of the Christian Church: PURGATORY WAS INVENTED TO FUND THE CRUSADES.
Name one prominent religious figure who is a liar: THE POPE. I MYSELF KNOW THE EX-EX-POPE’S GREAT GRANDSON. Think about it……
Im going to hell, but at least i dont gotta go to confession
Anyways Jay, you are a legend. Expect more emails from pleased friends of mine!