James does Lego comics and says he’s got more.

I find this quite funny.

What sayth you?

LOL Bush | 7 Comments »

Of course, a requirement of the belief in Satan is the belief in God. Remeber that. Fuck it, it’s all sacrelicious fun!

Thanks Kitty!

Unsorted | 9 Comments »

Thanks guy! (If that I your real name) – Great stuff!

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—–Original Message—–
From: Mister B. [mailto:berty-walker@excite.com]
Sent: Friday, January 18, 2008 8:36 AM
To: jay@jqmedia.org
Subject: Nice site, however…

… you unfortunately seem to attract a lot of retards. Not necessarily the fuckwits who send you hate mail, to be fair the response of a sizeable portion of the site’s fans are pretty fucking dumb as well. Shame. The responses there are to the hate mail section are for the most part as inane as the hate mail itself (eg: that catholic chick who goes on about Jesus dying horribly on the cross and her friend dying and how you wouldn’t dare make fun of her friend. Easiest response: Well, duh, Jesus is supposed to be the son of God/the embodiment of God on Earth whereas her friend is just some poor cunt with cancer, hence why it’s funnier to rip the piss out of Christ). I know you’re not responsible for the people who post any comments on your site, but still… it’s a little embarassing, don’t you think? It sort of points at the stereotype of the dumb fucking American which is not anything to be proud of.

Secondly, I suppose this is constructive criticism of sorts or something or whatever, could you make some of the jokes um, funnier? Some of them good but the overall quality of the site is very variable. It goes from some funny fucking shit to some stuff which just looks like a very cheap attempt at laughs through offense. Offense is funny sometimes, but it’s not always funny – i.e. when it’s not really been thought out and when it’s of a rather tourette syndrome-like nature.

That aside, a lot of the stuff here is funny. If a lot of the less funny stuff in this site were to be dropped, loljesus.com would be a gem.

And lastly, I imagine that the expression “LOL”, “LOLZ”, “ROFL” and so on are being used with a certain weight of irony – this doesn’t stop them, however, from being some of the most fucking irritating things to ever read and seeing this repeated use of LOL makes me think of thick-as-pig-shit Myspace whores who are not LOLing at all, not over my dead body. I suppose with a site name like loljesus.com, however, that the use of such abbreviations (or whatever you call them) is inevitable.

I hope you have read this boring e-mail all the way through.

I have a lot of time on my hands at work.

All the best,

Mister Bert.

Hatemail | 20 Comments »

Thanks Savory!

Cruel | 3 Comments »

Cadd said he wanted a new update. He got one (a good one too)!

Thanks Chadd!

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We had a *fairly* active message board on LOLJesus until we got creamed by the spambots. I have personally blacklisted every offending IP and username I could find, have banned over 100 usernames, and am trying to re-open the messageboard.

I’d like to invite you guys to come back and post. Love this site? Hate this site? Say it. Opinion on the direction of Loljesus or religion? Let’s hear it!

LOLJesus Forum:
http://www.loljesus.com/forum/

Just ignore any posts you see about porn or penis size. The only porn site that is down with loljesus is Snizzshare.

Hope to see you guys (and girls) there!

Main | 1 Comment »

LOLJesus ain’t selling out for nothin! If God didn’t want you to eat animals” Why would he have made them of meat?

Thanks Ryan!

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From: James Place [mailto:james@****.us]
Sent: Monday, January 07, 2008 7:46 PM
To: jay@jqmedia.org
Subject: NOT HATEMAIL

Sup jay?

I am a Christian. I love your site. Am I offended your making fun of my savior, a little. Is there shit I can do about it? No. If your Christian and come to this site and you get offended, just exit and never come back, its that simple. And about the guy who called you a hypocrite? Shut up. He has gotten shitloads of hate mail and he wont change just because you email him. All itll do is piss you off, you’ll never win.

Any wayz, keep up the good work,

Toastmaster(don’t ask, its what I go by on my emails now, it’s a long story)

Hatemail | 23 Comments »

Better late than never, thanks Götterdämmerung!

Cruel, Unsorted | No Comments »