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From: Serotonin Uptake Inhibitor [mailto:zoloft@live.com]
Sent: Thursday, November 29, 2007 4:38 PM
To: jay@jqmedia.org
Subject: take your meds

Hi Jay,

You have quite a website out there, devoted to hating God. Wow!! You don’t just hate Jesus, you hate everything that has to do with the divine. Allah, Jesus, Buddha, Shiva, Krishna, etc., etc. I guess you are an equal opportunity God hater. You hate everything that has to do with religion. Boy, what a winner you are. I guess you advocate atheism and all things that have to do with sex, drugs and rock and roll. Party on dude!! I looked over your site. You sure have a lot of sex and drugs pictures on it. Live for today, screw tomorrow…is that what you are all about? Hedonism!!!! Oh, the joys of this world.

Did you cum today Jay? I’m sure you did. At a boy!!! Well, I guess all I can say is that as long as you hate God so much you might as well live it up in this world, ’cause the next world will be horrible for you. If you plan to go to hell, and mock God to His face, then you might as well have as much fun as you possibly can right now, because when you die you’re gonna fry.

Party hardy my friend. Party till you drop. ‘Cause eventually the bottom will fall out.

Life is like smoking a bowl of pot. Enjoy it now, ’cause soon the fire will die out.

But, you have no fears. You don’t want to live with God eternally. You hate God. So hell is what you want. In the end you will get what you want. An eternity without God. Hey, why live with someone you hate? You don’t want that. And that’s what you’ll get.

Party on Jay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And kiss the whores for me.

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The suicide bombers are probably already on the way to my house as you read this!

Thanks “Nox Invictus”!

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Poor Brenna thinks that we’ve singled out Christianity for our daily lampooning.

Mrs. Brenna: when I bought this site over a year ago, I made the conscious decision to branch out and attempt to insult all religions, as I find them all equally worthless! In fact the only officially recognized religion by loljesus.com is The Church Of Slack. For some reason a lot of you didn’t pick up I that (or maybe I’m dating myself – lol)

—–Original Message—–
From: Brenna Michener [mailto:brenna@michener.com]
Sent: Tuesday, November 20, 2007 3:29 AM
To: jay@jqmedia.org
Subject: Why only Christians?

So, I’m not particularly fond of christian ideaology- but at the same time I’m curious to why your site only bashes Jesus/Christian.. I mean, why not Buddha, Jehovah or Allah as well? I know Christians tend to be more preachy than other religions, but I’ve known more preachy Atheists than I know preachy Christians, (which is quite the accomplishment seeing how i come from a dominately WASP town).
So, why Christians? Don’t stop what you’re doing, you have every right to offend the shit out of people- but could you tell me why?

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The last, and final update from the “Sex In The Mecca” things this guys has been sending me. More 1st class Pakislapping!

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Now feed them to the lions…

From: imsortaobscene@aim.com [mailto:imsortaobscene@aim.com]
Sent: Thursday, November 22, 2007 8:18 PM
To: jay@jqmedia.org
Subject:

Hello Jay,

Yeah, I’m another one of those Catholic, Jesus-lovers sending you hatemail.

Surprise, surprise.

Anyways, I have a question.

DO YOU SERIOUSLY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THEN MAKE FUN OF JESUS?

Is that what your life revolves around? A fucking pathetic website? Seriously, you need something better to do with your time. You probably think you’re the shit because getting hatemail makes you feel important, like people care about you. But really, THEY DON’T. Nobody fucking gives a shit about you.

Instead of using all of your energy to hate on Jesus, you should be doing something constructive with your time. What the fuck did Jesus ever do to you anyways?

So you post some pictures, people laugh, send you emails saying it’s funny and that they love you. It makes you feel really special, like your life actually amounts to something, and you’re proud of your work.

Honestly, what’s the fucking point of your website? All it does is make YOU look insecure, like you have to make fun of someone to make yourself feel better. Why don’t you get some balls, and post something making fun of yourself? Hell, dedicate a whole website to it! If you can’t make fun of yourself, you have no fucking right to make fun of someone else.

Let’s look at it this way:

Jesus died on the cross. He went through a horrible experience of torture, and was brutally put to death.

My friend is dying from a disease that slowly breaks down your brain until you finally die from it.

Both people did/are going to die. Now let me ask you a question. Would you make a website dedicated to making fun of my friend? If you wouldn’t, then YOU’RE A FUCKING HYPOCRITE. If you would make fun of someone who died on a cross, but you wouldn’t make fun of someone who’s dying from a disease, then you’re a hypocrite. And if you would make fun of someone who is dying from a disease, then you’re truly heartless.

And I bet you’ll email me back with some smart ass comment like “Your email changed my life, and I’m going to become a priest now and molest little kids.”

Like we all haven’t heard that before. You’re using priests as an excuse to give you the right to make fun of a religion. Umm, HELLO. Priests aren’t special, they sin, too. THEY’RE HUMAN. Every human sins. Fucking get over it.

Your precious website isn’t helping anybody. It’s only making YOU look like a dumbass who wastes their time hating on somebody who didn’t do anything but die for your sins (and your website is a sin, by the way) and still loves you no matter what. Wow, Jesus sounds like a real jerk off doesn’t he?

So cut the shit.

Your friend in Christ,
Alanna

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It seems the Paki Bashing is coming in pretty hard these days. It’s a little off topic, but hey…Christians are killing a few less people than those stinkin’ ass towelheads!

You don’t have to be a weatherman to know which way the wind blows!

Praise Allah!

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A little Sunday morning druggy funness from yours truely!

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This is the first in a sortie of brilliant Muslim Paki Slapping from a reader only wanting to be referred to as CM.

Great stuff dood!

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