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Q: Why couldn’t Jesus play hockey?
A: He keeps getting nailed to the boards.

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Q: How do we know Jesus wasn’t killed by the Jews?
A: They would’ve only used one nail.

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11 Responses to “A Couple of Good Jesus Jokes”

i don’t want to email these, no point.

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take care, and keep up the good work
Godfree Youth

I just found this website. This is almost the most disgusting thing I have ever seen (I say that because I’ve seen worse). Its full of lushes and basic scum. Is there any value in all of this? What is the point or purpose of this nonesense? I feel sorry for you people. But I guess you all know that hell awaits, so have fun. I’m out of here.

PS: Life has meaning, believe it or not…but it seems like the only meaning on this site is to live for now, for tomorrow we die. Hedonism rules. There is no hope or truth in all the garbage found on this site. Just filth, which mocks God.

ur mom. teehee

Yes yes, you just keep following your story book, and I’ll follow mine. (Go Dr. Seuss!)

Im not a christian, im actually a sciecetoligist and i even find this disgusting.
Everyone intitled to have an opinion which this is yours.
Therefore though havent you ever thought that a lot of people who are lonely, there faith is there only outlook on life (e.g. going to church).
I hope you fucking hang you despicable piece of shit.

LoL nice ones!

Oh and BTW I can’t imagine what kind of stupid Christians would be offended by stuff like these. Dudes! THEY ARE JOKES! Most of the people that ACTUALLY TAKE the name of God in vain ARE VOTED by the same false puritans that criticize this type of site.

Get a brain, please. God is NOT Church, God is way more than any religion says. You are just slaves to some dumb-ass people tbh.

And buy some humor for GOD’s sake…

ya, what a bunch of fucktards lol, except everyone who applauds this site as I Do, and that pick of the evil last supper is kickass, Im a witch, and i have to aggree with this site for my own personal bad experiences with chritians and their evil methods to try and irradicate all pagans and hethans, may all christians burn in their imaginary hell.

I will pray for your savation and for all the others here that are lost.
It is not to late for any of you to be saved.
Beleive me> if it can happen to me, it can happen to you!!
I wasn’t looking for religion. I wasn’t lost!! I was doing just fine by myself and Happy. Although I’ve been blessed with great friends I can talk with, I still felt alone. While being Bob’s widow and having him as my best friend, I no longer had that type of relationship…being Loved. I missed it. Then recently, without no warning, Jesus comes in my life and becomes my best friend as well as my Savior. With Jesus in my life, I feel a calmness…within. I feel at Peace. Whatever happens with me, I KNOW He’s gonna be here too. I won’t ever feel alone again.
Before I leave, I wanna add: when I realized Jesus was in my life, I put my hand in front of me and held it between me and the monitor.
I said to our Father in Heaven: NO!! unun!! NO!! NOT ME!! Unun!!
But it was to late. It was me.
I felt the Holy Spirit fill me completely as I sat in front of this computer.

anyways…
I was hoping this was a Christian place for jokes… God Loves You

As you can see, I do not have spell check lol

Does “being Bob’s widow” = lesbian?
What the fuck does unun mean?
Do you have a webcam of the holy spirit filling you?

Something to say?