I know it’s been a while for an update…I’ve been in Europe!

Music That Would Make Jesus Weep, Unsorted, Video Blasphemy | 4 Comments »

Q: Why couldn’t Jesus play hockey?
A: He keeps getting nailed to the boards.

lol

Q: How do we know Jesus wasn’t killed by the Jews?
A: They would’ve only used one nail.

lol

Jesus Jokes, Unsorted | 11 Comments »

Hacked because we are Christians and strongly believe in Jesus, our father creator. This is a warning to all you miscreants. Satan will come and bring you to the deepest hell.

Believe in the light. Redeem yourself.

Signed by p0wnjesus.

Tip: Log-in in as admin:admin (this won’t work anymore because idiots like niklas don’t respect rules). Please leave this message.

UPDATE: Who changed the initial and unique (http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/6518/initialji9.png) advise with the
lammah (http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/952/afterwx8.png) one? The answer is a faggot called niklas.

You, niklas, suck hard because:

1) Didn’t convert and opposed to me, p0wnjesus.
2) Used the credentials I provided to you to commit mayhem.
3) Changed the admin password (it was admin:admin) removing the others’ ability to commit mayhem and burn in the hell.
4) Discovered sex last night when I have materialized in your bed.
5) Edited a public Wiki page! YOU MAD HAXOR!
6) Used contents in your Wiki edit that were hardly impressive. Please consider stuff like http://info-pull.com/code/.
7) Stretched your anus as exposed in http://www.bmezine.com/news/people/A20210/plp56/, reaching level 3.
Executed points 4, 7 and 2 in the same month starting from your birthday.
9) Failed to spellcheck this message.
10) Leaked your real mental-age: 0×0C.

This is my last message, you failed. p0wnjesus.

Unsorted | 11 Comments »

A little fun for the Jewish holiday!

LOLJesus Original Programming, Unsorted, Video Blasphemy | 2 Comments »

This classic George Carlin bit has been around forever.

I felt compelled to post this as a public service announcement for the youth culture, who likely have been raised up on lame-ass-watered-down-bullshit Dane Cook are not be familiar with Carlin’s genius!

Unsorted, Video Blasphemy | 6 Comments »