http://youtube.com/watch?v=8q1m-8npkJ4
http://youtube.com/watch?v=hmAEPrALVjM

Pretty interesting.
They say she wanted people to suffer so she could see Jesus in them.
That her being seen as a saint is one of the biggest scams of our time.

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Poor sheep! Thank you Mr. Dick Dash!

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This fucking video is genius. This is a must watch!

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I guess the cosmic consciousness is uniting. What were once fringe sites pushing “extreme” views are conglomerating into the people new consciousness. The guys at Towelism Blog have been treading on some of the same ground as LOLJesus for a while. Rather than hate or compete, we are joining forces till there is not one more idiot help in bondage by a towel, birka, or stained glass prision!

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From Feganda…the best new loljesus picture submitter in some time. Great stuff…Bravo!

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This movie, The Zitgeist, supposedly debunks 9/11 and Jesus. A lot of the stuff reminds me of David Icke and “The Truth Will Set You Free”.

I was suprised to find 2 hour clips on Google and some stuff on Youtube with some that are more religion based that lays the scientific smackdown on Jesus pretty hard.

I’m just throwing this out there.

Discuss.

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I think we dug up some proof…

Thanks for the tip Ferganda!

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We, at LOLJesus, would like to apologize for the lack of updates. We’ve been in Vegas living it up and staging the big Dick Delicious comeback.

It is in this very spirit, that we officially invoke the name of mighty BOB and make “The Church of the Subgenious” the only officially recognized organized religion of LOLJeus.

I’ve been a practicing Sungeni Reverend since 1992, when I traded the Honorable Reverend Arron a $25 dollar bag of shitty cocaine for my enrollment to the clergy.

It beats molesting kids!

Praise BOB!

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According to The Net Authority:

This website has been investigated by Net Authority, and has been found to be in violation of the Internet Acceptable Use Policy by posting the following kinds of content:

* Pornographic material
* Hateful material
* Blasphemy
* Offensive political material
* Bestiality and/or interracial relationships

Be cautioned! This website contains strongly offensive material and is not suitable for young children!

“* Bestiality and/or interracial relationships” – LOL, I love it how they put those on the same level! That one statement is almost more offensive than anything on this site just in the pure ignorance of it! Shows what a bunch of ignorant rednecks “The Net Authority” really are!

Their comments section is wide open and we’ve already crashed their servers earlier from a few postings on GoFuckYourself.com. The floor is open, you guys tear them a new ass!

Oh well, at least they gave me a link and some street cred…after all, you are not anybody till somebody hates you!

(If you link them make sure to use a “nofollow” tag, we don’t want to give them any more authority then they’ve got. Email me if you don’t know what that is!)

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