From: Angelique Boucher [mailto:angelique@rudyproject.co.za]
Sent: Thursday, June 28, 2007 4:19 AM
To: jay@jqmedia.org
Subject: [Norton AntiSpam]

Hi.
Please read this to the end?!

I want to tell you a little story, that happens to be a fact…
One day we all will stand individually before Jesus, and we will have to take responsibility for everything we have said and done on this earth, I just want to know how you are going to explain all of the things that’s on your website? Believe me you cant fool Jesus so I hope you really have a good explanation.

Its bad to see that there is still people making fun of Jesus, I hope you have seen Passion of the Christ, how can you have a site like that then? All of the things that was done to Jesus He endured because he loves all of us including YOU so much!

I really hope that Jesus works in you life and opens your eyes!!
There is so much more waiting for you after this life, IF you take Jesus in your life!

Angelique Boucher
Sales Representative
Angelique@rudyproject.co.za

Cell: +27 82 505 7901
Fax: +27 12 807 3684
Web: http://www.RudyProject.co.za

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Some psycho douche bag had the unmitigated audacity to send me 200 copies of this brilliantly crafted e-drivel (sensitively titled “Your mother is my whore”) from mapo1111@yahoo.com. Appearently, he really got his beans steamed in the comments section of this post. Feel free to bury the fundamentalist peckerwood in an avalanche of threats, insults, and harsh comments. Just make sure you cc the good stuff to me!

From: Your mother is my whore [mailto:mapo1111@yahoo.com]
Sent: Saturday, June 23, 2007 6:02 PM
To: jay@jqmedia.org
Subject: [Norton AntiSpam] Jay, Bill shits on you, and I shit on both of you, fucking idiots

I saw that you are such an idiot that you deleted my messages to ‘Bill’ but kept his. This means that you are the same shit as he is. My message to him is: ’shovel the face of your fucking mother up to your ass’.

But if you agree with him, I have the same message to you, fucking stupid piece of shit.

Don’t bother to reply, crap, your messages will be deleted before I read them.

This isyour own language, fucking piece of shit. This is the language of your own site, stupid degenerated moron. The fucking whore who is your mother should have aborted a lump of crap like you, stupid idiot.

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Muchos gracias Patrick!

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The priest in a small village was very fond of the chickens he kept in the hen house out behind the parish manse. He had a cock rooster and about ten hens.

Well, one Saturday night, the cock rooster was missing, and because the priest had heard that cock fights occurred in the village, he decided to question his parishioners about it at church the next morning.

At Mass, he asked the congregation, “Who’s got a cock?”

All the men stood up.

“No, No,” he said, “That wasn’t what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?”

All the women stood up.

“No, No,” he said, “That wasn’t what I meant either. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn’t belong to them?”

Half the women stood up.

“No, No,” he said, “I meant: Has anybody seen MY cock?”

Up stood five nuns, three altar boys, and two priests…

(along with a statue of St. Peter)

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Deny your Maker?

Prop to Elyse!

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Got this in my email today…

Dear Jay,

I hope you won’t get angry with me if I tell you openly that the site “loljesus” is a very stupid and irresposible idea. Instead of provoking and offending, reciprocal respect would be better. It is such irresposible provocations that cause tension and war worldwide. I have respect for atheists, and any sound atheist has respect for religious people regardless of what he or she thinks of religion.

K.

Discuss.

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Here’s another one the death metal kids are sure to eat up!

Thanks Elyse!

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Have the Athiests taken the summer off? This is the first good one I’ve gotten in a while.

Thanks Resiak.

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Back to jail, hussy!

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Just remember to leave the LOLjesus.com in the when praise hell Satan!

Thanks Elyse!

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