Thanks Courtney!

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HELL is a place where sinners really do burn in an everlasting fire, and not just a religious symbol designed to galvanise the faithful, Pope Benedict XVI has said.

Addressing a parish gathering in a northern suburb of Rome, the Pope said that in the modern world many people, including some believers, had forgotten that if they failed to “admit blame and promise to sin no more”, they risked “eternal damnation – the inferno”.

Hell “really exists and is eternal, even if nobody talks about it much any more”.

The Pope, who as cardinal Joseph Ratzinger was head of Catholic doctrine, noted that “forgiveness of sins” for those who repented was a cornerstone of Christian belief.

He recalled that Jesus had forgiven the “woman taken in adultery” and prevented her from being stoned to death, observing: “He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her.”

God had given men and women free will to choose whether “spontaneously to accept salvation…the Christian faith is not imposed on anyone, it is a gift, an offer to mankind”.

Vatican officials said the Pope – who is also the Bishop of Rome – had been speaking in “straightforward” language “like a parish priest”.

He had wanted to reinforce the new Catholic catechism, which holds that hell is a “state of eternal separation from God”, to be understood “symbolically rather than physically”.

Agostino Paravicini Bagliani, a church historian, said the Pope was “right to remind us that hell is not something to be put on one side” as an inconvenient or embarrassing aspect of belief.

It was described by St Matthew as a place of “everlasting fire” (Matthew xxv, 41).

“The problem is not only that our sense of sin has declined, but also that the world wars and totalitarianisms of the 20th century created a hell on earth as bad as anything we can imagine in the afterlife,” Professor Bagliani said.

In 1999, pope John Paul II said heaven was “neither an abstraction nor a physical place in the clouds, but that fullness of communion with God, which is the goal of human life”.

Hell, by contrast, was “the ultimate consequence of sin itself. Rather than a place, hell indicates the state of those who freely and definitively separate themselves from God, the source of all life and joy”.

In October, the Pope indicated that limbo, supposed since medieval times to be a “halfway house” between heaven and hell, was “only a theological hypothesis” and not a “definitive truth of the faith”.

The Times, London, in The Australian

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Apparently Jesus would man up a drive a Ford! Yeee-haw!!

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More ethnic sensitivty training from Judas!

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Found this one in The LOLJesus Forum:

Spoken by one of the true prophets of our time: Peter Griffith. On a side-note…may parents like just a few miles from the real Cohog. RI. It’s a piece of history.

We are getting up to almost 10 solid posters. No, Rev. Jimmy Jones…you are not banned. Hit me up if you still can’t log in.

I don’t need no Cool Aid!

I think the weed I have been smoking is gettig really strong.

Jaygermiester

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Guns don’t kill people. Jesus does!

Thanks Nick!

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I think they’d better check and see if Jesus was on steroids.

Thanks Thomas.

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Only from the warped minds of Christians could a day originally set aside to celebtrate the conversion of Ireland to Chrisianity turn into a day long bringe drinking / green beer vomit fest. Well, it makes about as much sense as all of their other stupid rituals.

What ask why?

This one came from a new cat in the LOLJesus Forum name Faustian (thanks dood).

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Found this one of Jesus and his 12 buddies @ making it rain @ the shoe show on the LOLJesus Myspace page.

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