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The Cuba Debacle (a must read)

Over the past couple months I’ve been slacking on my xxxjay blog posts. Frankly, I was getting tired of writing the same repetitious drinking, drugs, fuck sluts shit I’d became famous for.

All of that changed this week in Cuba. This story is so fucked up that even at its bloated 2500+ words, it is a must read.

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So, there’s an old priest and a young priest
The old priest is going on vacation all week and asks the young priest to fill in for him on Sunday to do confession.
Well, the young priest says, but I’ve never done confession before. What do I do?
The old priest says, don’t worry. There’s a chart to go by inside the booth.
So, come Sunday the young priest is a little nervous.
The first person comes in and says, Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I’m jealous of my neighbor’s new car.
He looks at the chart, finds envy, and says, Say 3 hail Mary’s. Go with God.
The next person comes in and says, Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I cursed my mother out.
Again he looks at the chart and says, Say 4 hail Mary’s and 2 Our Father’s. Go with God. Now he’s a little more confident in his abilities.
The third person comes in and says, Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I gave my boss a blow job.
He looks and looks, but can’t find blow job on the chart.
Finally, he sticks his head out of the curtain and summons one of the altar boys over to him.
Altar boy! What does Father give for a blow job?
Two snickers and a coke!

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Thanks Jessica!

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Oooooookayy …..

PS: This website is a lot more fun with comments. Both pagans and raging Christians (preferred) are allowed to post.

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.. Jesus = Dr. Leary

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Too bad, Britney!

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99% of women go to hell. Only the greatest dicksuckers who swallow, cook,
then leave to go to work - are allowed into heaven.

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This guy rolls in armored Lexuses and BMWs and he also claims to be god and the Antichrist, sounds sane enough to me! 

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“Antichrist is the best person in the world,” he says. “Antichrist means don’t put your eyes on Jesus because Jesus of Nazareth wasn’t a Christian. Antichrist means do not put your eyes on Jesus Christ of Nazareth. Put it on Jesus after the cross.”

Although odd, he does piss off hardcore bible bouncers, which makes him A-Ok in my book!

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Thanks Lolmoses!

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