It’s not easy being the christ-of-scientology is it Mr. Cruise? Should have just stuck to dancing to Bob Seager in your underwear…being the Messiah can be a lot of stress.

Thanks “Yard Sale” - I love this submission!

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Genesis 1:11-12 God gave us all seed bearing plants and herbs to use in the manner for which they were provided.

Give us back our weed.

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Early evidence of Jesus’ divine providence: He was born pre-circumcised

Thanks Shaun.

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Thanks to Rev. Jimmy Jones!

Again, feel free to post comments.

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Thanks Gus. Could you translate some of that for me please?

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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

Full Story Here

Just what this maniac needs to hear.

And if for some stupid reason you think Scientology doesn’t blow goats, try watching Battefield Earth without gouging an eye out with a railroad spike.

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Click the image for the full-size version.

Thanks to Moses for this great piece of art!

BTW, feel free to posts comments. FFS!1

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… but you prolly don’t even care who I am and where I’m from, so let’s just start

I guess we need to rethink what happened to the Titanic.

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Ha! Niklas out.

PS: I’m the guy shouting.

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Everyone welcome our new staff writer Apostle Niklas! I’m not sure what’s he’s gonna do, but he promised it will be good.

Thanks Shaun for the awesome picture.

Apostle Niklas…the floor is yours…

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