Monthly Archives: January 2007

It’s not so easy being the savior, is it Tom?

Posted on January 31, 2007 by User Contributed
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It’s not easy being the christ-of-scientology is it Mr. Cruise? Should have just stuck to dancing to Bob Seager in your underwear…being the Messiah can be a lot of stress. Thanks “Yard Sale” – I love this submission!

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Genesis 1:11-12

Posted on January 30, 2007 by User Contributed
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Genesis 1:11-12 God gave us all seed bearing plants and herbs to use in the manner for which they were provided. Give us back our weed.

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How’s the foreskin hangin’?

Posted on January 28, 2007 by User Contributed
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Early evidence of Jesus’ divine providence: He was born pre-circumcised Thanks Shaun.

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Yet Another BJ!

Posted on January 27, 2007 by User Contributed
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Beware, even Jesus can get angry..

Posted on January 24, 2007 by Apostle Niklas
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Thanks to Rev. Jimmy Jones! Again, feel free to post comments.

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Wrong On So Many Levels…

Posted on January 23, 2007 by Jaygermiester
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Thanks Gus. Could you translate some of that for me please?

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So Tom Cruise is the “Christ of Scientology”??

Posted on January 23, 2007 by Evil Jew
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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? Full Story Here Just what this maniac needs to hear. And if for some stupid reason you think Scientology doesn’t blow goats, try watching Battefield Earth without gouging an eye out with a railroad spike.

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He’s better than I thought

Posted on January 22, 2007 by Apostle Niklas
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Click the image for the full-size version. Thanks to Moses for this great piece of art! BTW, feel free to posts comments. FFS!1

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Here’s the new guy …

Posted on January 20, 2007 by Apostle Niklas
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… but you prolly don’t even care who I am and where I’m from, so let’s just start I guess we need to rethink what happened to the Titanic. Click the image for the full-size version. Ha! Niklas out. PS: … Continue reading →

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Welcome to LOLJesus: Apostle Niklas!

Posted on January 20, 2007 by Jaygermiester
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Everyone welcome our new staff writer Apostle Niklas! I’m not sure what’s he’s gonna do, but he promised it will be good. Thanks Shaun for the awesome picture. Apostle Niklas…the floor is yours…

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