Monthly Archives: December 2006

The Age Old Question

Posted on December 31, 2006 by Evil Jew
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Who would win in a fight, Lemmy or Jesus? Well as you can see by the picture, it wouldn’t be much of a fight. Lemmy would win, hands down. But Jesus is the son of God, you say? Well, Lemmy … Continue reading →

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Swingin’ Saddam Slingin’ Dirt

Posted on December 30, 2006 by Judas
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Saddam decided since he was gonna die, he wanted to come clean and tell Georgy Boy about the sordid soiree he spent with Babs. Apparently for 1 dollar, Babs Bush gives a great BJ without a rubber, and she isnt … Continue reading →

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A Memo from a Fan…

Posted on December 29, 2006 by User Contributed
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Jesus fucking christ your site fucking rocks! Most of the stuff I’ve seen on it is great, my mother is hardcore, old school, catholic, church Nazi and all of my life she’s been trying to force me to go to … Continue reading →

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A Little Racism Never Hurt Anyone

Posted on December 28, 2006 by User Contributed
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Jesus was a very compassionate man. He hung around the poor, the beggars, the lepers, and now (as historical evidence suggests) – the nignogs. Thanks Mr. Pope Pius “Ignant” Intercaust Esq. Jr. III for this delightful chop.

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The Miricle Cookie of Turin

Posted on December 27, 2006 by User Contributed
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The Vatican has just announced that this cookie is a bonified miracle befause of its penchant for healing the sick (though they didn’t mention it was only from a case of THC induced munchies). The Catholic Church seems to dismiss … Continue reading →

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This really needs no further explanation…

Posted on December 26, 2006 by User Contributed
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My Plan To Save America!

Posted on December 24, 2006 by Jaygermiester
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I’ve done a lot driving around the Midwest when I was, and let me tell you, the farmers have PLENTY of room to work with. Most of this great nation’s Midwest is NOTHING BUT GOD DAMNED FARMS. While many square … Continue reading →

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Party With Jesus!

Posted on December 22, 2006 by Evil Jew
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So it was recently my birthday, and guess who showed up? Well besides Jaygermeister. Jesus himself! I was quite shocked too, but he said he loves the site, go fuckin’ figure! You can see by the picture that Jesus was enjoying … Continue reading →

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LOLJesus Update…

Posted on December 21, 2006 by Jaygermiester
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I’ve been busy expanding / re-vamping a few parts of the site: http://loljesus.com/about/ – I switched up what the old webmaster had in there. I even wrote my own LOLJesus prayer…if you like it, memorize it and pray to loljesus … Continue reading →

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Chemical Boogaloo: Love Jesus So Much? Why Not See Him Early!

Posted on December 20, 2006 by Judas
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So … anti-death penalty nuts are freaking out about Angel Nieves Diaz’ 34 minute chemical death boogie. Autopsy report is that they fucked up the needles. Well, who hasn’t had a bad nurse at least once in their lives? Anyways, … Continue reading →

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