As you may know, some Christian asshole got the LOLJesus.com Myspace page shut down (and successfully, I might add)…well Mr. Christian, you may think you have a direct line with the Son of God? I smite you. It’s intangible, voodoo, superstition…you have nothing but a dead hippie hung with nails to protect you.

I, however, have access to the one True God that has powers that dwarf your feeble carpenter from Nazareth…

I KNOW TOM!

We’re back. You’ve been banished to Myspace Purgatory!

YOU GOT OWNED!

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When borrowing a large sum of money from Jesus, it’s not wise to be 3 months late paying it back. He’s been known to get rather pissy.

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I should know. It’s a man’s burden.

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That is, if you believe in that crap.

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The debate continues.

Thanks again Evil Bones.

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I mean, honestly, who doesn’t???

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Thanks again Evil Bones!

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Some religious fuckwad (or perhaps myspace) has taken control of the LOLJesus myspace page. If you see any weird bulletins coming down the pike from that direction, they ain’t coming from me…I can’t even login! The last time I could login, there were 50 messages in my inbox that said…

WHY DO YOU HATE JESUS SO MUCH?
WHY DO YOU HATE JESUS SO MUCH?
WHY DO YOU HATE JESUS SO MUCH?
WHY DO YOU HATE JESUS SO MUCH?

Then I was locked out.

Fortunately, I live in LA, and I know someone more powerful than God:

TOM

I should have this straightened out real soon! Till them, it looks like the lunatics are running the asylum!

Jay

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Q: What’s the worth thing about fucking a corpse?
A: Getting the maggots out of your teeth if you ate some pussy!

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I should have firgured as much. Thanks Pete!

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