Monthly Archives: November 2006

And Lazarus came back from the dead…looking like one would expect!

Posted on November 30, 2006 by Jaygermiester
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As you may know, some Christian asshole got the LOLJesus.com Myspace page shut down (and successfully, I might add)…well Mr. Christian, you may think you have a direct line with the Son of God? I smite you. It’s intangible, voodoo, … Continue reading →

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With Great Vengeance And Furious Anger!

Posted on November 30, 2006 by Evil Jew
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When borrowing a large sum of money from Jesus, it’s not wise to be 3 months late paying it back. He’s been known to get rather pissy.

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It’s not easy to drag this huge penis around with me!

Posted on November 30, 2006 by User Contributed
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I should know. It’s a man’s burden.

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Send Him Back to Hell…

Posted on November 29, 2006 by User Contributed
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That is, if you believe in that crap.

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Was Jesus Hung?

Posted on November 28, 2006 by User Contributed
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The debate continues. Thanks again Evil Bones.

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Even Jesus Loves Getting Head!

Posted on November 24, 2006 by Evil Jew
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I mean, honestly, who doesn’t???

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Now This Is My Kind of Party!

Posted on November 23, 2006 by User Contributed
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Thanks again Evil Bones!

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More Powerful Than God?

Posted on November 21, 2006 by Jaygermiester
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Some religious fuckwad (or perhaps myspace) has taken control of the LOLJesus myspace page. If you see any weird bulletins coming down the pike from that direction, they ain’t coming from me…I can’t even login! The last time I could … Continue reading →

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Necrophilia!

Posted on November 21, 2006 by User Contributed
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Q: What’s the worth thing about fucking a corpse? A: Getting the maggots out of your teeth if you ate some pussy!

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I know there was some kind of trick to this…

Posted on November 19, 2006 by User Contributed
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I should have firgured as much. Thanks Pete!

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