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The Mark Foley IM Transcript

Mark Foley

I have so much to say about this asswipe Congressman Mark Foley — I’m not sure where to begin right now. He’s going to get blasted hard, of that, I assure you. For now, let’s just start you guys off with the IM transcript of what this douchebag exchanged with an underage boy, so you can fully appreciate the hierocracy.

In this transcript Mark Foley = Maf54:

Maf54 (7:46:33 PM): did any girl give you a haand job this weekend
Xxxxxxxxx (7:46:38 PM): lol no
Xxxxxxxxx (7:46:40 PM): im single right now
Xxxxxxxxx (7:46:57 PM): my last gf and i broke up a few weeks agi
Maf54 (7:47:11 PM): are you
Maf54 (7:47:11 PM): good so your getting horny
Xxxxxxxxx (7:47:29 PM): lol…a bit
Maf54 (7:48:00 PM): did you spank it this weekend yourself
Xxxxxxxxx (7:48:04 PM): no
Xxxxxxxxx (7:48:16 PM): been too tired and too busy
Maf54 (7:48:33 PM): wow…
Maf54 (7:48:34 PM): i am never to busy haha
Xxxxxxxxx (7:48:51 PM): haha
Maf54 (7:50:02 PM): or tired..helps me slee
Xxxxxxxxx (7:50:15 PM): thats true
Xxxxxxxxx (7:50:36 PM): havent been having a problem with sleep though.. i just walk in the door and collapse well at least this weekend
Maf54 (7:50:56 PM): i am sure
Xxxxxxxxx (7:50:57 PM): i dont do it very often normally though
Maf54 (7:51:11 PM): why not
Maf54 (7:51:22 PM): at your age seems like it would be daily
Xxxxxxxxx (7:51:57 PM): not me
Xxxxxxxxx (7:52:01 PM): im not a horn dog
Xxxxxxxxx (7:52:07 PM): maybe 2 or 3 times a week
Maf54 (7:52:20 PM): thats a good number
Maf54 (7:52:27 PM): in the shower
Xxxxxxxxx (7:52:36 PM): actually usually i dont do it in the shower
Xxxxxxxxx (7:52:42 PM): just cause i shower in the morning
Xxxxxxxxx (7:52:47 PM): and quickly
Maf54 (7:52:50 PM): in the bed
Xxxxxxxxx (7:52:59 PM): i get up at 530 and am outta the house by 610
Xxxxxxxxx (7:53:03 PM): eh ya
Maf54 (7:53:24 PM): on your back
Xxxxxxxxx (7:53:30 PM): no face down
Maf54 (7:53:32 PM): love details
Xxxxxxxxx (7:53:34 PM): lol
Xxxxxxxxx (7:53:36 PM): i see that
Xxxxxxxxx (7:53:37 PM): lol
Maf54 (7:53:39 PM): really
Maf54 (7:53:54 PM): do you really do it face down
Xxxxxxxxx (7:54:03 PM): ya
Maf54 (7:54:13 PM): kneeling
Xxxxxxxxx (7:54:31 PM): well i dont use my hand…i use the bed itself
Maf54 (7:54:31 PM): where do you unload it
Xxxxxxxxx (7:54:36 PM): towel
Maf54 (7:54:43 PM): really
Maf54 (7:55:02 PM): completely naked?
Xxxxxxxxx (7:55:12 PM): well ya
Maf54 (7:55:21 PM): very nice
Xxxxxxxxx (7:55:24 PM): lol
Maf54 (7:55:51 PM): cute butt bouncing in the air
Maf54 (8:03:47 PM): what you wearing
Xxxxxxxxx (8:04:04 PM): normalhaclothes
Xxxxxxxxx (8:04:09 PM): tshirthaandhashorts
Maf54 (8:04:58 PM): love to slip them off of you
Maf54 (7:53:45 PM): in your shorts and polo shirt?
Xxxxxxxxxx (7:54:06 PM): no athletic shorts and t shirt…had soccer practice today
Maf54 (7:54:15 PM): ummm nice
Maf54 (7:54:30 PM): jock strap too
Xxxxxxxxxx (7:54:41 PM): not iin soccer
Xxxxxxxxxx (7:54:42 PM): lol
Maf54 (7:55:09 PM): what do you wear then
Xxxxxxxxxx (7:55:20 PM): just our boxers and shorts
Maf54 (7:55:34 PM): good
Xxxxxxxxxx (7:55:37 PM): lol
Maf54 (7:55:42 PM): shows your package then

Xxxxxxxxxx (8:33:29 PM): ya slow things down a little im still young…like under 18 dont want to do anything illegal…im not 18 till feb 23
Maf54 (8:33:43 PM): i know..
Maf54 (8:33:50 PM): nothing will happen
Maf54 (8:34:04 PM): just dreaming
Maf54 (8:45:32 PM): your horny though
Xxxxxxxxx (8:45:39 PM): well ya a bit
Xxxxxxxxx (8:45:45 PM): but im still a virgin
Maf54 (6:26:40 PM): your in the boxers too
Xxxxxxxxx (6:26:47 PM): nopehajusthagothahome
Maf54 (6:27:39 PM): well strip down and get relaxed
Xxxxxxxxx (7:56:00 PM): haha
Xxxxxxxxx (7:56:05 PM): well ive never watched myslef
Xxxxxxxxx (7:56:08 PM): but ya i guess
Maf54 (7:56:18 PM): i am sure not
Maf54 (7:56:22 PM): hmmm
Maf54 (7:56:30 PM): great visual
Maf54 (7:56:39 PM): i may try that
Xxxxxxxxx (7:56:43 PM): it works
Maf54 (7:56:51 PM): hmm
Maf54 (7:56:57 PM): sound inetersting
Maf54 (7:57:05 PM): i always use lotion and the hand
Maf54 (7:57:10 PM): but who knows
Xxxxxxxxx (7:57:24 PM): i dont use lotion…takes too much time to clean up
Xxxxxxxxx (7:57:37 PM): with a towel you can just wipe off….and go
Maf54 (7:57:38 PM): lol
Maf54 (7:57:45 PM): where do you throw the towel
Xxxxxxxxx (7:57:48 PM): but you cant work it too hard….or its not good
Xxxxxxxxx (7:57:51 PM): in the laundry
Maf54 (7:58:16 PM): just kinda slow rubbing
Xxxxxxxxx (7:58:23 PM): ya….
Xxxxxxxxx (7:58:32 PM): or youll rub yourslef raw
Maf54 (7:58:37 PM): well I have aa totally stiff wood now
Xxxxxxxxx (7:58:40 PM): cause the towell isnt very soft
Maf54 (7:58:44 PM): i bet..taht would hurt
but you cn find something softer than a towell i guess
Maf54 (7:58:59 PM): but it must feel great spirting on the towel
Xxxxxxxxx (7:59:06 PM): ya
Maf54 (7:59:29 PM): wow
Maf54 (7:59:48 PM): is your little guy limp…or growing
Xxxxxxxxx (7:59:54 PM): eh growing
Maf54 (8:00:00 PM): hmm
Maf54 (8:00:12 PM): so you got a stiff one now
Maf54 (8:08:31 PM): get a ruler and measure it for me
Xxxxxxxxx (8:08:38 PM): ive already told you that
Maf54 (8:08:47 PM): tell me again
Xxxxxxxxx (8:08:49 PM): 7 and 1/2
Maf54 (8:09:04 PM): ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Maf54 (8:09:08 PM): beautiful
Xxxxxxxxx (8:09:38 PM): lol
Maf54 (8:09:44 PM): thats a great size
Xxxxxxxxx (8:10:00 PM): thank you
Maf54 (8:10:22 PM): still stiff
Xxxxxxxxx (8:10:28 PM): ya
Maf54 (8:10:40 PM): take it out

Posted by Jaygermiester on Wednesday, October 4th, 2006 at 2:03 am.

28 Responses to “The Mark Foley IM Transcript”

holy shit … i hadnt read the shit yet. what a fucking dumbass. anyways, we cant be mad at him, because his lawyer said he was molested as a child, so basically he’s got carte blanche to perform the same behaviour. sort of like mr garrison can sing ’shitty shitty fag, fagshitter!’ since he is a fag.

Left by judas on October 4th, 2006

wow

seriously, that’s gotta be one of the creepiest things I’ve ever read

Left by nick on October 4th, 2006

Molested as a child or not, laws are laws. Are you saying if you were beaten as a child then you can’t be held responsible for beating your own kids? This fucker has problems and there are two ways to solve them. one involves a psychiatrist and the other a firearm.

Left by Sodium Monoflurophosfate on October 4th, 2006

hey sodium! i was being completely sarcastic about letting this scumbag off the hook. actually i was trying to show my disdain for the fact that people who have been abused use it as an excuse to abuse others. when someone does something shitty to me, i try to see if i do the same shitty behaviour, so that i can be sure that i am nothing like the person who was shitty to me. i didnt need christ for that lesson, i got it from eddie vedder – ‘if you hate something, don’t you do it too’ … maybe eddie vedder is god? ehh, maybe in the 90’s … anyhow, this degenerate prick foley wont even name the priest who tickled his nuts (its complete bullshit). i agree about the firearm – psychiatry rarely helps these degenerate bastards, their rate of recidivism is higher than crackheads. crucifiction would be good for foley … it was good enough for his saviour who wiped his foetid slate clean on sundays with voodoo hail mary’s so he could continue his bullshit with a clear conscience.

Left by judas on October 5th, 2006

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Left by loljesus.com » Blog Archive » Your Mark Foley Jab of The Day on October 5th, 2006

“Send him to non-ass-raping prison… he’d enjoy it less”….great comment…I wish I’d thought of that. :-)

Left by Jaygermiester on October 6th, 2006

that would be cool to give him one of those forced forehead prison tattoos like that child molestor fuck in the news last week. also the pinaplle up the ass and horny bird from little nicky – that would be cool!

Left by judas on October 6th, 2006

http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/09/29/inmate.tattoo.ap/index.html

get your ink and needles ready for foleyfuck inmates!

Left by judas on October 6th, 2006

http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/09/29/inmate.tattoo.ap/index.html

that’s fuckin’ crazy!

Left by Jaygermiester on October 6th, 2006

http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/09/29/inmate.tattoo.ap/index.html

he really deserved some more of theese =)

Left by Julomat on October 7th, 2006

What a douche. NAIL HIM TO THE CROSS!!! :D

Left by DeviousDVO on October 11th, 2006

mark foley kicks ass. he shoulda raped that boy, so i could send him a thank you card.

Left by btoborg1 on October 11th, 2006

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Left by loljesus.com » Blog Archive » Let Bygones Be Bygones on October 21st, 2006

i think that once someone gets into adulthood and they are child molesters it’s too late. i was in forced into a “therapy” group when i was 14 because i was falsely accused of criminal sexual contact of the 3rd degree. some of the kids that were in that group did some pretty sick shit. however, i ran into one of the kids (now an adult) about a year ago. he’s living a perfectly normal life (minus the megan’s law). so therapy works, but only if you get them early. in foley’s case, i think we should stone him.

Left by ledfut on October 26th, 2006

dude i think ur relly stupid ledfut. thares nothin rong with rape.

Left by btoborg1 on November 1st, 2006

have ne of u ever seen stone cold on wwe? hes cool i bet he cuold rape sum1 relly ez

Left by btoborg1 on November 1st, 2006

Shut up bronson before I own you..

CHAMELEON MODE ACTIVATED!
SUPER KON KICK ON BTOBORG1! I-YAH!

GG bronson.

Left by kon on November 1st, 2006

He should be sent to a female prison. That way he’ll be miserable. LoL.

Left by Chloe on November 1st, 2006

What a fucking homo! Terrible!

Left by LD666 on November 20th, 2006

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerry_Studds

Lest we forget! This guy was a sicko too!

Left by koko on November 29th, 2006

I don’t see what the big deal is. As a guy who VOLUNTARELY had sexual relationships while under age, with much older men i don’t understand the which hunt. and why 18 such a magic number?

Left by Eric Ryan on December 22nd, 2006

well you know i cant really find it in myself to care i mean its funny that its him and that hes a logger reblican but the same week a gay guy got beaten until he ran out in the road and died because these bible belters thought theyed teach him a leason but i havnt seen hardly anythin on it just this fowely guy and how he talked dirt to a minor i mean its creepy but is that really worth all the media time hes gotten

Left by Paul on January 12th, 2007

i dont care what any one says hes a sick fuck that should die and burn like the rest of those fuckers. i want to be the one to kill him. no prison….. line em up and put a bullet in there heads,
i dont care what you say thats the way i think

Left by ilikebread on January 19th, 2007

Somehow, my favorite part of that all is that the kid seems to have better grammar than Foley.

Left by JM on February 21st, 2007

My god u kept me entertained.

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Left by consumer reports on March 1st, 2007

oh god I feel dirty. I read the IM text before reading the disclaimer at top T-T *takes a 3 hour shower*

Left by D: on May 8th, 2007

Aaahhhhahahahahaha!!! Oh shit this was funny. Friggin hilarious! Only in America. Hahahah!

Left by Underdawg on May 29th, 2007

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