The old link to this one wasn’t working so I had to re-post it. This clip is just too funny!

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This picture came in from a reader today. Funny thing is: last night I was at a party in the Hollywood Hills and I was talking to a friend of mine (did I mention that she’s really hot?) about a cooking show idea I had called “Feed Us Fetus”.

The premise of the show is would be world first reality / pro-choice / porn / cooking show. In each episode I would seduce some slut, fuck her, and then make her get an abortion. Then the second half of the show would be a cooking segment when I would prepare the scrumptious abortion in various lip smacking ways! Yummy!

Watch “Feed Us Fetus”: Out this fall on FOX!

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Sent in by my boy Steve (who will soon be a new Author here)

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Jesus was such a badass on the steets, he accidently joined the crips and the bloods at the same time, that’s right…

He was a CRUD!

Well…shit floats, right?

Can I get a DAMN SKIPPY?

Halla-loo-ya!

Amen!

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This one turned up on the LOLJesus Myspace page:

“Where we gonna hang this thing?!!” — Even Jesus hates cheap furniture.

Feng Shui is a religion too.

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90% of the submissions I get are from guys…and that’s all good. Today’s entry, and one of the better submissions of late, comes from Jessica (an aspiring graphic designer). I think it is wonderful to see the fairer sex take up an interest in heathenism.

LOLJesus applauds you!

Rock on.

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Something to offend everyone: Sexytime with Jesus, Mohammed, Moses and Buddha!

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Anthony Mercieca the fun-loving Foley fondler wants to ‘let bygones be bygones’ and he ‘apologized to Foley but implored the former lawmaker to remember the fun they had together.’

I don’t think I even need to comment. Im actually speechless.

In related blame games, Jack Daniels could not be reached for comment.

Judas

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This guys has sent in some killer shit. If you are out there and you are reading this…

SEND MORE!

Will trade pics for plugs!

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