I have acquired from reliable sources who have reported to me under condition of anonymity, that Becky Fischer - the “jesus camp cunt” - actually started the camp because she was so fat and ugly that no man would fuck her, and all the deisel dykes told her her twat was too smelly. So Bullshit Becky decided to start the “Fischer Jugend” to find children to lap her nappy flabby crotch.
I’ve got to get out and catch Jesus Camp. It’s not exactly paying in as many theatres as Jackass 2 (which I also want to see), but here in liberal LA, it shouldn’t be hard to do…or you would think…it seems that Jesus Camp in playing mostly in the South and midwest. For more info www.jesuscampthemovie.com.
I think these little buzzards are perfect fodder for a 34th trimmester abortion, but who knows I am just Jaygermiester, the lame loljesus blogger.
I added a poll about this movie to your left. Before I let people start adding comments 33% of you guys didn’t even know what I was talking about.…chime in, discuss, leave comments — just don’t spam me with penis pills!
JMyiesTer
I figured I’d throw a link up. Yes, that’s right…when I’m not writing this silly site, I’m a full-time pornographer:
Pink Eye in Amsterdam / Terror in Prague
I really liked this guy’s email so I included it in the post.
From: Soldsomebeef [mailto:soldsomebeef@******.com]
Sent: Tuesday, September 26, 2006 10:10 PM
To: jay@jqmedia.org
Subject: 1m4g3 5u8m15510n- LOL
keep up the “good work” Jay dude,
since i discovered your site yesterday i have laughed my cock off no less that 84 times. i’ve always had a feeling that jesus would make it on the comedy circuit………………
Ta
SoLDSoMeBeeF
At loljesus, we love hatemail. We got this the other day from some flip-flopping Christ loving zombie. Feel free to rip him to shreds in the comments and if you have more hatemail, send it to jay@jqmedia.org.
And now for the hate….
hey dude,
i read through ur site last night and i saw some pretty funny stuff. im a Christian and proud of it, A youth minister, and a Bible scholar. not that u care, but i just think that i carry some weight when i say that, repsectfully, ur site has some comical stuff on it, but also has some stuff that can be really hurtful towards some individuals. im sure u prolly dont care, i jsut felt like u should have a fan tell u that u can go to far when refering to Jesus havin anal sex on ur front page. lol other than that, thats my 2 cents and i would just hope that u show a lil respect for other peoples beliefs and know that there is a standard (line) that shouldnt be crossed.
In Christ,
PBF
Sorry about the few days of missed updates over here. Jesus stopped by The Chetek Republic and turned all of the cities water into beer…if Judas and I didn’t drink it, we’d be forced to NOT visit the burning bush at K5 to fuck 70 hot Chetek sluts that definently were not virgins!
I have a ton of killer user submitted stuff going up over the next few days.
So, it seems like you doodz like to make up sweet answers for my poll questions (well some of them are funny)…if I put a forum up on this thing would anyone actually participate?
Just say the word and it will be done.
Email: jay@jqmedia.org.
In the meantime, enjoy the awesome picture of Jesus taking it in the ass! If you like good non-gay pictures of chicks taking it in the ass you should check out Her First Anal Sex. You can read a review here.
This is the second video I’ve found after the immoral lesbian teenagers clip that I posted a while back. Judas seems to think that they are Christians (and I don’t think he like the videos very much), but I think they are some pretty witty kids that have a very DRY sense of humor (that may have seen Napoleon Dynamite too many times).
I think their videos are pretty tight. They’ve probably had the bible rammed down their throats way too much growing up and this is their satirical rebellion — reminds me of how I used to act at that age. Whoever you crazy kids are…KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!
At least now Mel Gibson isn’t the only washed up anti-semetic celebrity…it seems that Mr. T realizes that the Jews are to blame for everything from World War III to rye bread!
