Monthly Archives: August 2006

See…Jesus really did kick it with losers!

Posted on August 24, 2006 by Judas
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Jesus and Kevin Federline: A match made in heaven, maybe even hell. One guy claims to be the Son of God and who can’t even muster up basic David Blaine magic to free his hands from a couple of wimpy … Continue reading →

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The Uncut Mohammed South Park Video

Posted on August 24, 2006 by Jaygermiester
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Here is the clip that was cut from the South Park spoof on the family guy. Beware, just watching the video may bring down the wrath of Allah!

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LOL Jesus Greatest Hits

Posted on August 24, 2006 by Jaygermiester
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We realized this site is getting pretty big, so we created the LOLJesus.com Greatest Hits. I’ve been taking some time to run through the archives to pull out some of the prize posting nuggets. This is a great place for … Continue reading →

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Teenage Lesbians

Posted on August 23, 2006 by Jaygermiester
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See how these lesbian teens defy the Lord Christ with their outrageous lesbian behavior. May the lord have mercy on their wretched teenage souls. If they are not so lucky then maybe you should check your morals at the door … Continue reading →

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It’s not too difficult to find proof Jesus is a perv…

Posted on August 23, 2006 by Judas
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Ummm … Didn’t even touch this one.

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See the Bible get Baptized

Posted on August 21, 2006 by Jaygermiester
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Get this video and more at MySpace.com I love this one!

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Snakes On A Cross

Posted on August 21, 2006 by User Contributed
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I’m sure “Snakes on a Plane” is a horrible movie…but hell, that just like Jesus being a horrible Saviour…that wimpy muther-fucking sorry ass piece of heavenly dog shit didn’t even live to see 34! Pussy!

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Why could Jesus walk on water?

Posted on August 21, 2006 by Jaygermiester
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Q: Why could Jesus walk on water? A: Everybody knows…SHIT FLOATS!

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Jesus and Kumar Go To Whitecastle!

Posted on August 20, 2006 by Jaygermiester
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Do you guys have anything Kosher?

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Benny Hinn’s sordid mexican hooker recruits!

Posted on August 19, 2006 by Judas
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Benny prayed for this woman that her goat would return home; in this photo you can see he is getting pretty rough with her (she is nearly in tears!), and he speaks a very hurtful racial epithet indeed. Shame on … Continue reading →

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