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Archive for August, 2006

LOL…Fellatio Lessons from Jesus

Posted by Judas on August 31st, 2006

Brings a new meaning to “Passion of the Christ”!

Jesus: Supercop

Posted by Jaygermiester on August 30th, 2006

Whore Abuse: Jesus IM Babble With Craigslist Whore

Posted by User Contributed on August 30th, 2006

We all know that it’s a fact Jesus often trolls Craigslist in search of cheap whores at 5AM. Here is a great example of where one of our users found empirical evidence of Jesus and his Whore Abuse!

Beavis and Butthead Meet Jesus

Posted by Judas on August 28th, 2006

beavis and butthead meet Jesus

Butthead: “Uhhh, uhhh…and this guy is supposed to be the son of God…ahh, ahh…what a fucking pussy.”

Beavis: “Yeah, lets go get some tacos or something. This is boring.”

Religious Nut Job

Posted by Jaygermiester on August 28th, 2006

You’ve created god on your own image when he hates all the same people you do:

“That stupid gookcunt of a woman is a reason why cops should be allowed to shoot stupid people.”

– John Q Public

Jesus’ Brief Water Polo Career

Posted by Jaygermiester on August 26th, 2006

water polo jesus

Of course, that was back in the day..when they couldn’t test for steroids.

The Jahova’s Witnessis Scandal Video

Posted by Jaygermiester on August 26th, 2006

I’m not sure if this is real or not, I suspect it is. Either way, it’s funny as hell!

Jesus The Junkie

Posted by Jaygermiester on August 25th, 2006

Deicide – Homage For Satan

Posted by Jaygermiester on August 25th, 2006

Deicide: Homage For Satan…a tender love ballad if I ever heard one. So fucking Christ-rapingly heavy — it could make Jesus weep a 2nd biblical flood.

I’ve never been a huge Deicide fan Homage For Satan, but this new song has got my limewire fired up!

I joke, I kid…Deicide has been around for a long time, have stuck to their guns — I’d like to see them finally GET PAID!

Posted by Jaygermiester on August 24th, 2006