Brings a new meaning to “Passion of the Christ”!

We all know that it’s a fact Jesus often trolls Craigslist in search of cheap whores at 5AM. Here is a great example of where one of our users found empirical evidence of Jesus and his Whore Abuse!
You’ve created god on your own image when he hates all the same people you do:
“That stupid gookcunt of a woman is a reason why cops should be allowed to shoot stupid people.”
– John Q Public
I’m not sure if this is real or not, I suspect it is. Either way, it’s funny as hell!
Deicide: Homage For Satan…a tender love ballad if I ever heard one. So fucking Christ-rapingly heavy — it could make Jesus weep a 2nd biblical flood.
I’ve never been a huge Deicide fan Homage For Satan, but this new song has got my limewire fired up!
I joke, I kid…Deicide has been around for a long time, have stuck to their guns — I’d like to see them finally GET PAID!