Monthly Archives: July 2006

Jesus Joke of the Day: Paintings on the Wall

Posted on July 31, 2006 by righteous ryan
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What’s the difference between Jesus Christ and an oil painting? You only need one nail to hold up a picture.

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Hours of Fun with the Farting Preacher

Posted on July 31, 2006 by Jaygermiester
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These videos were introduced to me some 15 years ago by Doyle Bright from the band Rigor Mortis. I never thought I would find them again. Luckily, Judas stumbled onto them online and I’ve got a pretty good collection now. … Continue reading →

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Fartwell Gets A Blowjob from Jesus!

Posted on July 29, 2006 by Judas
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Jesus Joke of the Day: M&M’s

Posted on July 29, 2006 by righteous ryan
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Why can’t Jesus eat M&M’s? They keep falling through his hands.

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Mel Gibson Busted For Drunk Driving!

Posted on July 28, 2006 by Jaygermiester
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That “holier than thou” Jesus loving fuck apparently picks and chooses his sins…fucking hypocrite! Mel Gibson was busted in Los Angeles last night for DUI after he was pulled over for driving “extremely fast”. This is at least the second … Continue reading →

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Jesus Joke of the Day: Headgear

Posted on July 28, 2006 by righteous ryan
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Why can’t Jesus play football? He wears illegal headgear.

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You bought your ticket to hell with this tattoo, boy!

Posted on July 27, 2006 by Jaygermiester
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Jesus getting a blowjob from a demon, while nailed to the cross…now isn’t that quaint? This post has been brought to you by the good folks at T-Shirt Hell!

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Jesus Joke of the Day: Hotel Stay

Posted on July 27, 2006 by righteous ryan
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Jesus Christ walks into a hotel. He hands the inkeeper three nails and asks… “Can you put me up for the night?”

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Andrea Yates: Even Jesus Thinks You’re A Jerk

Posted on July 26, 2006 by Jaygermiester
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Only a fool would die for the sins of humanity. A bigger fool would be stupid enough to worship him. Only a total ASSHOLE could be ASSHOLE enough to make his shitlist. Now, I present…Even Jesus Thinks You’re a Jerk! … Continue reading →

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Please allow me to introduce myself, I’m a man of wealth and taste …

Posted on July 26, 2006 by Judas
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Hello this is Judas (no relation). I am proud to have been invited to be a contributor to loljesus.com. It is my hope that my contributions will both inspire enlightened thought and eventually lead to my death from the bullet … Continue reading →

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