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Archive for February, 2006

Fun On AIM

Posted by Jaygermiester on February 22nd, 2006

Just a funny conversation with a friend (names changed to hide my identity, along with his)

(14:51:37) mrkris: FATHER
(14:51:42) mrkris: WHERE ART THOU
(14:51:54) mrkris: i have a confession to make
(14:51:59) seocf: yes, my son?
(14:52:14) mrkris: i have scabs on my penis and am unsure which animal I got them from
(14:53:23) seocf: worry not of these trifling concerns. does not the bible say that when god’s kingdom comes, the child shall lay with the lion? bless you for taking the scripture to heart. you are forgiven.
(14:53:35) mrkris: hahahahahahaha

Someone told me to post it, so here you go.

Jesus The Musical

Posted by Jaygermiester on February 18th, 2006

I received this in an email from one of my regulars, and has to be one of the funniest videos I have ever seen. I don’t particularly like musicals or anything, but I definately liked this one :)

Jesus Musical

Jesus Reach Around

Posted by Jaygermiester on February 16th, 2006

It’s funny because I can totally see Jesus pounding a guy in the ass then trying the reach around.

Jesus Sucks With The Reacharound

Jesus Shaves

Posted by Jaygermiester on February 16th, 2006

Actually, I don’t recall ever seeing Jesus with a short beard accept for at church where the guy was /unable/ to grow it that long …

Jesus Shaves

Jesus The Magician

Posted by Jaygermiester on February 16th, 2006

Jesus is a magician. He can turn water into wine, walk on water, heal the sick, and make people float. See for yourself!

Jesus The Magician

Jesus The Carpenter

Posted by Jaygermiester on February 16th, 2006

He really was a carpenter. I mean, he had a unique bond to wood, hammers and nails, here’s the proof!
Carpenter Jesus

Gothic Jesus

Posted by Jaygermiester on February 16th, 2006

Hahaha, goths are fags. “Hey guyz lets puts on some black clothing and eyeliner and pretend to be vampirez!!1 lolz!”.

JESUS HATES YOU

Go Go Goth Jesus!

3d Jesus

Posted by Jaygermiester on February 16th, 2006

Someone put a lot of effort making a 3d jesus being pissed on by a dog :)
3d Jesus Being Pissed On By Dog

Hatemail From Henry

Posted by Jaygermiester on February 9th, 2006


On Thu, 2 Feb 2006 23:13:37 -0600, Henry wrote
Your site fails to amuse me.
“I have my beliefs as you are entitled to your own. I’m just proud to say that im not going to have to answer to this when I die. you will, and so will the ones that helped you. Everyone answers to every action they have done, good or bad, on judgement day. I hope that you are prepared for it.” from an entry in your shut down section.

One more thing: if you wish to make fun of Christianity, get your information from the source of this religion, which is the Bible, not from thin air, which is your brain, or the lack of.

“Thanks, and remember, donating will cleanse you of all your sins :) ” from your July 11, 2005 entry.
You don’t cleanse your sins by donation. Salvation is done by faith and having a personal relationship with God, which is stated by the Bible.

I mean no offense or disrespect, but your site does not provide humor; it rather shows the lack of self-respect, the lack of dignity, the lack of integrity, and most important 2 of all, the lack of knowledge and the abundance of ignorance.

You are in my prayers,

Your brother in Christ
~ Henry

—–

Randy,

Thanks for the heart warming email. I care so much of what you have to say I might just go cleanse my sins, become a catholic priest and take advantage of young choir boys.

mrkris