Monthly Archives: December 2005

Children Go To Hell

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Jesus says so right here. I mean hey, if people read the bible and take it word for word, then we should take this image word for word. So tell your children (if you have any) that Jesus hates them … Continue reading

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Posted in Cruel, LOLJesus Greatest Hits, Misc | 16 Comments

Jesus Didn’t Die

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“Jesus didn’t die, he just went home” — pathetic humor attempt mixing this shitpile we call the bible and a bad quote from the movie Men In Black.

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Posted in LOLJesus Greatest Hits, Misc | 2 Comments

Hi 2 U

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This form of talk over the intarweb is rather disturbing. It’s a mix asians trying to speak english and little matrix newbs. Still funny, but pathetic.

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Jesus The Pirate

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So apparently Jesus wore a patch, had a peg leg and talked like a pirate. GG Jesus.

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Penis Enlargement

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So a friend submitted this to me and I immediately began to laugh. You have to love those penis enlargement emails

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Prayer Email

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So I decided to share this with you all. I got this email recently from a lady who felt I needed to be saved? Do I — who knows, who cares … but after multiple emails back and forth consisting … Continue reading

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Posted in Misc | 22 Comments

CollegeHumor

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So I submitted loljesus.com to CollegeHumor.com and am hoping they approve it. I think you should all go there, or jesus will inflict sin upon you. Yes that’s right, I just found out that jesus can inflict sin as well … Continue reading

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Business Idea

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So there I was, sitting at work, and it came to me. You know those fucking “Build A Bear” stores? Start with a naked bear, put on clothing, give it some attitude and poof, you’re out $30. I have a … Continue reading

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Posted in Misc | 9 Comments