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Archive for October, 2005

Call For LOL Jesus Authors

Posted by Jaygermiester on October 20th, 2005

I have been busy lately, exercising my hand to pictures of Jesus and his sheep, thus, I need your help. I know there are several of you who love to make LOLJesus pictures, as I get your submissions. If you submit a lot of images, contact me and I will set you up with an account so you can make posts with your images whenever you want. If you want more information, shoot me an email. mrkris@loljesus.com

I am sure I will see a dozen or more emails :)

Jesus And Indians

Posted by Jaygermiester on October 19th, 2005

This is when we really started to steal their land and putting them on reservations.
Fucking Indians lol jesus

Jesus It’s Windy

Posted by Jaygermiester on October 18th, 2005

Another great user submitted image. Funny, simple, christ … windy, haha. You all need to keep submitting me more fucking images :)
lol, Jesus it\'s windy

Why Did Jesus Cross The Road

Posted by Jaygermiester on October 18th, 2005

I can’t help but laugh at this user-submitted image. A great old joke turned to the dark side. Right-fucking-on. Someone give this man a beer for a job well done, lol.
Why did Jesus cross the road?

Jesus Likes AdultFriendFinder

Posted by Jaygermiester on October 14th, 2005

This site gets lots of traffic and uses lots of bandwidth. Jesus wants you to show your support by checking out AdultFriendFinder and making a free account. Meet up with some chicks in your area and get some free booty. Jesus would want you to :)

Shoutbox

Posted by Jaygermiester on October 6th, 2005

Was thinking of putting a shoutbox on here so people can talk to eachother on the site. Something y’all would be interested in? Leave me a fucking comment so I can make a decision.

Roflwaffles

Posted by Jaygermiester on October 5th, 2005

Every time I hear the phrase ‘roflwaffles’ i get hungry … go figure …
Jesus Hits On Men

Jesus Broke It

Posted by Jaygermiester on October 5th, 2005

This one makes me laugh every fucking time … lofl
Jesus Broke It

Jesus In KKK

Posted by Jaygermiester on October 5th, 2005

This would explain why Jesus wasn’t black …
Jesus In KKK

Jesus The Pedophile

Posted by Jaygermiester on October 5th, 2005

K … this one is simply wrong, but someone submitted it so lets see what type of hatemail I get from this one, lol. (note: I do not in any way condone the exploitation of children, the user who submitted this has issues).
Jesus Pedophile